MASSIVE JOCKTOBER INFO DUMP
39 2015-09-26 by BigGreenYamo
As suggested by /u/eskimoescrow
Post all the Jocktober info here, to keep it consolidated.
- Don't be dicks.
- Posting personal information will resulting in instant and permanent banning
- Stop with the infighting. Fucking jerkoffs
68 comments
60 Dawgsie 2015-09-26
If the organisational skills behind the Stand With Ant protests are anything to go by, this will be nothing short of a roaring success.
20 TriangleDimes 2015-09-26
That was so funny I exhaled middlingly from my nose.
3 michaeIcolestie 2015-09-26
The new lol
13 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2015-09-26
EMFMN!!!
11 clarkiswhite 2015-09-26
Yeah but we have a year and a half of HATING Opie, plus years prior to that behind this. Add that to the fact that he's been in complete defensive denial/lying/fucking with us since the end of Opie and Anthony, and how he was trying to abscond himself from any responsibility from its downfall; when he was inadvertently trying to sabotage the show by WALKING from it IN THE EARLY 2000's? And he claimed to hate management, when in actuality he was on GOOD TERMS with them? Even so far as having lunch meetings with them AFTER the live broadcast, when he gave the image that he was genuinely shitting on them out of honest frustration? Fuck him, he deserves this.
People are more inclined to boo you then defend you, but at least here we have a reason.
0 sabbathrules 2015-09-26
remember when Bobo and 2 fat guys in LFTC swastika shirts came to Sirius xm to stage a protest? lol
26 smokinswindler 2015-09-26
I suggested the other week that the crown jewel of this jocktober could be a seperate sticky off only "opie being bad at radio" clips. clips of him bombing, killing the flow, being defensive and the room stepping on Greggshells. If we collect enough clips over the next few weeks one of the lovely video making folks could put together a giant super cut of Gregg being bad at his career.
Edit: it has also been suggested that if someone does make the video, we send it to a show that has been jocktobered and would like to return to favor to Gregg
35 dirkbungler 2015-09-26
As far as Opie Bombs, there's so many you can find by just searching posts from this subreddit. Did a quick and dirty job of it. Some of these might be dupes, I don't care enough to double check it. I just searched google with "site:reddit.com/r/opieandanthony opie+bomb". Most of them are youtube videos of THE PSYCHO bombing or bringing things to a screeching halt. There were 3,610 results with that google search. This post could probably be 20x longer than what it is if I weren't so lazy.
When Opie openly was given jokes to read on air, he thought this gem would be funny. After realizing it stunk, he blames the author of the joke instead of admitting he shouldn't have even read it.
Astounding Opie bomb which he tries to explain thus making it worse.
Opie's bomb has a trainwreck
Opie bombs and his tits are ridiculed
Have a nice wince at Opie's bomb and anger at the lack of laughs. "What happened?"
Opie interupts with a bomb then Patrice takes back the reins.
Opie and Anthony's Leno appearance: "His lack of personality and how anthony carries him is extremely evident in this interview"
Quick analysis on this opie vid. Douche chills in ultra mode
Opie bombs so hard with this line
Opie tries riffing with Jimmy today and bombs. As always
One of my favorite Opie bombs
Opie takes call for the caller to point out his joke but it doesn't go as he planned....And then two minutes later gets called out for taking the caller after another bomb he makes.
Opie explains "The bit"...bombs
Opie bombs, defends it, Ant codependently agrees, Opie wonders if it's his delivery.
Opie fails when trying to impersonate Chip
Searching "site:reddit.com/r/opieandanthony youtube+greggshells" brings up 3,630 results. I'm not going to waste my time going through that shit though. The titles for all of these links are taken from what was submitted here.
12 smokinswindler 2015-09-26
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
2 Jackatard 2015-09-26
I went thru some past posts on this sub. The clip of Tits' underwater scuba fight has disappeared. That was one of my all-time favorite lies.
2 dirkbungler 2015-09-26
It's still on youtube. I've heard it before but I don't think I can even bring myself to listen to it again. I don't know what the term for embarrassment by proxy is, but this does it for me.
3 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-26
Germans have a word for it: fremdschämen.
1 Jackatard 2015-09-26
Thank you for linking this. The one that was linked on this sub before has gone private.
1 bambonk 2015-09-26
Holy shit.
21 TriangleDimes 2015-09-26
I'm personally offended that you felt the need to tell us not to be dicks.
3 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
Have you looked around this sub lately? Apparently, it needs to be said a lot more.
14 AnthonyQueermia 2015-09-26
Are you saying this because you were finally contacted by Justin's lawyers?
6 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
Ha.
No.
9 TriangleDimes 2015-09-26
What a cruel little mean little laugh.
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16 Jackatard 2015-09-26
This video needs to be revisited. High Pitch Tits caught in his own lies.
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
I love this place so much
0 _Sevisgen_ 2015-09-26
is their a recording that isn't distorted to shit
9 AssMcPlay 2015-09-26
Lets not forget that Ant is an ass and so is Jimmy. Jimmy has let me down the most, he truly is a phony now (but may or may not realize it). Im looking forward to getting Jimmy
6 Hunter_Cumia 2015-09-26
At least opie ain't selling out and still put on the rebel act, he's all in with the sellout, Jimmy is still playing the brutally honest guy
1 FistSmasher 2015-09-26
He's trying to clean up, sell out, and become mainstream.
-1 With_Clean_Hands 2015-09-26
Jimmy isn't an ass. Not anymore than he was before at least. Paycheck is a paycheck, and I know all you fuckers would do the same thing he did.
9 EskimoEscrow 2015-09-26
IMGUR Album dump
Reply with any more photos below...
8 EskimoEscrow 2015-09-26
Throwaway email address' that are valid for 10 minutes:
www.10minutemail.com
2 swoogieswithattitude 2015-09-26
Twitter sign-up
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Facebook sign-up
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7 AntsCamera 2015-09-26
I am pissed about the no infighting rule.
That is what makes this place fun.
8 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
Oh, have at it. Just not in this thread.
5 Jackatard 2015-09-26
I don't get what constitutes "personal information". I posted the e-mail address from the Stangel bros website and it was deleted because the mod said it was personal information. Someone else posted the work e-mails for a bunch of Sirius/XM staff and it's been up now 11 hrs.
11 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
My guess is someone was afraid of fatboy and his team of lawyers.
I would have let it slide.
10 Jackatard 2015-09-26
At least you're honest. Same someone was sucking Fat Stangel cock on twitter too, so makes sense. Shouldn't have acknowledged it though...no one threatened Fat Stangel's waterbuffaler wife or whatever cloven hoofed offspring they managed to create.
2 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
I agree, but I can only speak for myself.
I have never had a reason to lie to anyone on the internet.
0 Hunter_Cumia 2015-09-26
Do you like fish dick
5 3stepsbackward 2015-09-26
I just hope we don't forget Todd in the midst of all this Opie Jocktobering.
4 dirkbungler 2015-09-26
I suggest some of you less social faggots make the sacrifice of listening to past shows on YouTube and put the link, time and a description of every awkward bomb, douche chill enducing and Greggshells moment they can find on a Google docs spreadsheet. In fact this is something that should have been started months ago so we would have a solid 24+ hours worth of material to bombard Opie and Jim with. It would seriously he a herculean effort. Not finding all of it and making the spreadsheet, but actually listening to the show.
2 ImAGayNigger 2015-09-26
Personal Facebook pages considered a violation of the rules?
1 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
Personal? yes. Certain exceptions can be made, depending on the context.
When in doubt, ask first
15 ImAGayNigger 2015-09-26
I've found Lynsi, Gregg and half their families..
19 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
NO! BADGAYNIGGER!
6 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
PM me immediately
2 Doobeth92 2015-09-26
That's our gay nigger!
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1 With_Clean_Hands 2015-09-26
Of fucking course.
Holy shit this is going to end badly.
2 fizz306 2015-09-26
opie screaming hold on, halts patrice, ant, and jim riff
I mean, Opie is really screaming. Loudly.
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1 ShitdickJunior 2015-09-26
So when do we start? October 1st or the first Monday of October?
10 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
October 1st.
Shit, next you'll be asking for Fridays off.
1 Jello54321 2015-09-26
This is getting sad.
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1 NihilistKnight 2015-09-26
I think we should use Jocktober as an opportunity to stir the shit a bit. The video of Opie smashing the homeless guy's cake made the front page again. Can we dig up more outrageous bits from the show and post them or is that against the rules?
1 With_Clean_Hands 2015-09-26
What the fuck? I didn't knot october started in September. Alright.
I see post like "Lets get opie fired" which kinda bugs me. I don't like the guy either, but phonies drumming up outrage is what got us in this mess. Seems kinda hypocritical to do the same when none of us give a shit about the cakestomp guy or whoever it'd be.
1 With_Clean_Hands 2015-09-26
By all means bash and expose the hack though.
0 nomorecompromise 2015-09-26
Opie will see this and start preparing a defense operation. Just sayin.
0 packitchofsositch 2015-09-26
Well shit. It looks like despite the personal negative reaction to the gruntwork that goes into jocktober I've always had, it might actually result in some kind of benefit, or immunity.
That said, please to all who have the balls I lack: produce the entertainment I always get out of it. I doubt you'll make the titster cry or stop (ie the most noble of results), but maybe, just maybe, it'll be worthwhile.
edit: this still sounds like a miserable failure waiting to happen. But you never know. Longterm effects...we'll see.
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0 DeafandMutePenguin 2015-09-26
Think we can get him trending like we did with #cakehorn
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5 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
This sub, getting ready
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-2 cottonsweatpants 2015-09-26
I would love to bring attention to this campaign and sub by creating an AMA as a member of the most toxic sub on Reddit.
We can then brace for impact when either reddit and/or the fat Jew gets rid of this place.
A blaze of glory.
-3 [deleted] 2015-09-26
Why not jocktober the Tacs program too? Go after it in the same way that RoganWatch YouTube channel does, only making fun of how Ants horribly disfigured/scarred face looks? Who's with me?!?
-9 [deleted] 2015-09-26
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5 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
ಠ_ಠ
-2 [deleted] 2015-09-26
I agree, I simply made a suggestion and was attacked for trying to contribute to this fine project.
3 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
Quiet, you.
-9 [deleted] 2015-09-26
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7 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
Take it elsewhere. This is a place of joy.
7 michaeIcolestie 2015-09-26
For everyone but Opie
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5 [deleted] 2015-09-26
I've never white knighted Opie, I simply attack Ant for having a hideously disfigured burn victim face, which startles small children.
-1 [deleted] 2015-09-26
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-5 JoeCumiaSr 2015-09-26
Lol@ how excited op is to fail
15 ImAGayNigger 2015-09-26
I've found Lynsi, Gregg and half their families..
10 Jackatard 2015-09-26
At least you're honest. Same someone was sucking Fat Stangel cock on twitter too, so makes sense. Shouldn't have acknowledged it though...no one threatened Fat Stangel's waterbuffaler wife or whatever cloven hoofed offspring they managed to create.