I'm writing a novel about a message board filled with faggots whose sole ambition in life is to harass a middle-aged radio hack. I know it sounds out there but stranger things have happened in real life.
I'm gonna drop a shitload of amyl nitrate then run backward naked through a cornfield. After that, the new neighbors just moved in, so I have to buy some wood, nails, and kerosene then pick up something from the dry-cleaners. And I have a condom left over, so I may drive around looking for some roadkill or a frail hitchhiker.
Or just binge Futurama on Netflix, gonna depend on my mood.
gonna be participating in my city's 50th annual gay bashing this year. ever tried to make 50 molotov cocktails in a few hours? it's not easy. but volunteer work is its own reward i suppose.
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13 sillyjewsd 2015-09-26
Smoke weed and get drunk.
11 Tecul 2015-09-26
Preparing my defense argument for this pesky Stangel lawsuit
7 NotRye 2015-09-26
I'll be playing Super Mario Maker and Animal Crossing: New Leaf. Probably going to spend some time watching Youtube videos.
7 imcreggschinkell 2015-09-26
tss YA im gonna get all zooted and climb fukkin mount Everlast cocksucka
1 SalsBrain 2015-09-26
Ffffaaaawwwwkkk ya Chip you're fucken crazy.
1 ShiaTheBeouf 2015-09-26
tss tss you tell em chip!! luv from kenny
6 Opprobriousness 2015-09-26
Crackin' open a Lopeweiser.
6 FatJewFromMiami 2015-09-26
I'm writing a novel about a message board filled with faggots whose sole ambition in life is to harass a middle-aged radio hack. I know it sounds out there but stranger things have happened in real life.
3 DianaKurlan7 2015-09-26
hey thats us
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
This one gets it
3 amaral69 2015-09-26
wank it.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
Crank it.
3 chris2webby 2015-09-26
nope. another lonely weekend without a girlfriend
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
Ha ha ha. Loser.
Me too.
:(
2 mrta66 2015-09-26
Just smoked weed in a handicapped parking space now waiting for a dude to come fuck me
2 DianaKurlan7 2015-09-26
fag
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
Cheatin bitch
1 [deleted] 2015-09-26
Climbing mt. Everest.
1 D00bage 2015-09-26
Listening to the Bonfire and thinking about how great they are
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-26
I like them, but they really personify the "dudebro" bullshit.
1 [deleted] 2015-09-26
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1 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-26
I like the show too, but they definitely act like that with each other.
1 blackirishlad 2015-09-26
hope my gay roommate goes out of town so i can fuck a half black submissive girl in the ass all day every day.
and writing.
2 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-26
Why does he have to go out of town for that? Tell that faggot to take a hike.
1 stinkskc 2015-09-26
they share a room :/
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-26
I guess when he said "roommate" he meant literally.
0 stinkskc 2015-09-26
bedmate
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
Buncha faggits
1 blackirishlad 2015-09-26
courtesy, really.
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1 TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2015-09-26
Jerking off to tittyfucking greggory hughes
1 little-pete-ferguson 2015-09-26
Trying (again) to get Lady Di to fuck me!
1 chippersan 2015-09-26
im gona eat a bunch of oxycoDins, play destiny and listen bangton
1 Individually_Placed 2015-09-26
Fucking your father, of course.
1 Knightscribe 2015-09-26
I'm gonna drop a shitload of amyl nitrate then run backward naked through a cornfield. After that, the new neighbors just moved in, so I have to buy some wood, nails, and kerosene then pick up something from the dry-cleaners. And I have a condom left over, so I may drive around looking for some roadkill or a frail hitchhiker.
Or just binge Futurama on Netflix, gonna depend on my mood.
0 imcreggschinkell 2015-09-26
tss YA im gonna get all zooted and climb fukkin mount Everlast cocksucka
0 [deleted] 2015-09-26
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2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
Faggit
0 BoboOrban6 2015-09-26
gonna be participating in my city's 50th annual gay bashing this year. ever tried to make 50 molotov cocktails in a few hours? it's not easy. but volunteer work is its own reward i suppose.
-1 SpaceEdge 2015-09-26
College football and eating klonopin