His father is actually some kind of pioneer in infertility treatment so he is basically a science experiment gone horribly wrong. Seriously for real this is not a joke.
You guys are all just jealous he gets to hang out with Opie 12-15 hours per week and is genetically superior. He's a cool hip dude and you guys just can't handle it.
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27 mrta66 2015-09-25
His father is actually some kind of pioneer in infertility treatment so he is basically a science experiment gone horribly wrong. Seriously for real this is not a joke.
3 Doubleteamthesetits 2015-09-25
So this is some sort of real life "Twins" situation going on here?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2015-09-25
More like "Basket Case"
2 ApevonTarskin 2015-09-25
His wife's pretty hot. https://twitter.com/LaraStangel
1 chippersan 2015-09-25
this made me LOL
22 netbent 2015-09-25
He looks like two fat people stitched together and then their scalp was tied off like a bread bag.
19 MonsteRain 2015-09-25
Hitler tried to save us.
7 hate_is_real_ 2015-09-25
sleep well, sweet prince
18 hate_is_real_ 2015-09-25
Regular God didn't but Jew-God did.
3 INeedToHearABam 2015-09-25
Ooohh where are my gylasses
12 paultownreddit 2015-09-25
God created Jews to look like this for a reason.
10 K1bbler 2015-09-25
Justin Stangels existence proves there is no god.
3 Z-Tay 2015-09-25
Justin Stangel has done more to disprove my belief in god than Hitchens, Dawkins, and Harris combined.
9 doclemons 2015-09-25
"What do ya expect, he's a fuckin' JEW!!!!" - Joe DeRosa
9 lechocco 2015-09-25
He looks like an overflowing bag of potatoes that someone crudely drew a slackjawed face on.
7 NoirMagieGateau 2015-09-25
Perhaps he is the spawn of Satan. It makes things easier to explain.
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4 astrozombie222 2015-09-25
Yeah he ATE 44 cheeseburgers or somethin
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5 OpiesBreasts 2015-09-25
OpieRadio and The Stangels are proof there is no god.
4 BeerCanThick 2015-09-25
I blame the Demiurge.
4 TunesianKnifeFighter 2015-09-25
You guys are all just jealous he gets to hang out with Opie 12-15 hours per week and is genetically superior. He's a cool hip dude and you guys just can't handle it.
4 SayntJ 2015-09-25
Chosen people.... My ass.
4 Dennyislife 2015-09-25
his wife fucked him. It's amazing what a bit of money gets you.
3 jamesfromdelaware 2015-09-25
So that even the ugliest people could point to him and say at least I'm not that awful.
2 stinkskc 2015-09-25
well he made opie too a man intellectually repulsive
2 chicken-named-mike 2015-09-25
There is no god.
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