What are your favorite "you look like..." insults from the show?

25  2015-09-25 by smokinswindler

Obviously CQ is the best. A recent archive i was listening to he said Bob Kelly looked like a "Fat Mosque in Iraq" and I can't stop laughing. So what are your favorites group?

75 comments

55  Moxson4 2015-09-25

Patrice wearing a suit & hat and Bob Kelly told him that he looks like he's coming out with his own line of barbecue sauce.

10  stinkskc 2015-09-25

seriously might be the funniest thing he's ever said

1  Muted_Post-Horn 2015-09-25

Might be one of the funniest things ever said by a human.

44  [deleted] 2015-09-25

It's not exactly a look like, but Patrice saying Norton is shaped like any container you pour him was one of my favorite Jimmy insults.

13  PassProtect15 2015-09-25

That was hysterical.

I like the running joke of Jimmy looking like various unsightly animals. Mollusks and worms and such.

17  Nibib123 2015-09-25

He sleeps in a petri dish.

12  MonsteRain 2015-09-25

jimatozoa

14  Gronez_Bambaataa 2015-09-25

Uncooked Calamari.

3  Bomyknocka 2015-09-25

Spineless Jellyfish

6  bizzlbone 2015-09-25

James Larva Norton

6  biz20 2015-09-25

Patrice: "(Jim) looks like a mussel........Like in a clam"

Jimmy: "We got it"

2  Azrael_ 2015-09-25

That shit was monster

1  baraksobamas 2015-09-25

That one almost caused me to drive off the road.

4  Theyongary 2015-09-25

Too bad you didn't

2  baraksobamas 2015-09-25

If I could turn back time.

43  Gallanigger 2015-09-25

CQ telling Bob he looks like the last minute gift at the Beijing airport

33  KennethFresno 2015-09-25

CQ calling Anthony the back alley tunisian knife fighter is the go to favorite. An underrated one is Jimmy loves a pussy that looks like a bus in tel aviv. Or the variation, looks like an exploded cartoon cigar.

10  _TheConsumer_ 2015-09-25

I really enjoyed CQ labeling Anthony a "Corsican pimp."

6  McGowan9 2015-09-25

Didn't he frame it with something like you'd expect to see him loitering on the Marseilles waterfront.

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29  franklin_27 2015-09-25

Bob Kelly telling Colin he looks like the queen of England.

Bob Kelly telling Colin he looks like his aunt Peggy.

Pete Rose telling Vos he looked like a dried up soccer player.

Colin telling Anthony he had a lizard-like look to him.

Bob Kelly telling Norton he looked like an unfinished clone.

Norton saying Bobby on Colins deck was like an elephant standing on tracing paper. (colin enjoyed that one)

12  mancubuss 2015-09-25

+1 to the clone

6  fancyrichman 2015-09-25

Colin telling Bob Kelly he looked like a Tibetan lesbian.

1  BeerCanThick 2015-09-25

Bobby is posing for a portrait, "Tibetan Lesbian on Couch."

That was also the show where he said Bobby looks like a last minute gift at a Beijing airport.

6  Azrael_ 2015-09-25

The Pete Rose one is very underrated. I cried when I heard it

9  rottengymshorts 2015-09-25

Then Bob Kelly asked Rich why he's out of breath and Rich says "because I had to walk around you two".

5  biz20 2015-09-25

Pete Rose was so good on the show. Just trashing everybody.

2  TheFatMosque 2015-09-25

Patrice telling Jimmy he looks like whatever container you pour him in

28  fagballzzz 2015-09-25

Also, this isn't from the show, but my favorite insult of all time is from Ben Bailey at the Patrice roast towards Vos: "you look like a jockey who stole his horse's teeth."

23  fagballzzz 2015-09-25

The Colin Quinn line about Anthony that always gets left out: "You look like a Basque Jai alai player."

8  parrotpeople 2015-09-25

That's cause nobody caught it.

It probably sounded more like "Hm yeah you look like a basqujaiailaiplayer"

23  SteeringTheShip 2015-09-25

I don't remember exactly, but Anthony told a story about how when he was young some kid said his face looked like it was lit on fire and put out with cleats. The most accurate and hilarious description of Anthony's face ever.

18  MissReese 2015-09-25

CQ telling Bobby he looked like "the Iranian Kevin James". Jim saying Kenny has a "head like a Doberman". Anthony saying Terry Clifford's hair looks like "a wok with an Afro".

1  Z-Tay 2015-09-25

Jim saying Kenny has a "head like a Doberman"

Head like a Doberman, fa-la la-la

Lookin' out for Damien, fa-la la-la

2  Muted_Post-Horn 2015-09-25

"People skills of a hornet, fa-la-la-la..."

1  sheba_sheba 2015-09-25

Vomit colored suit falalala

16  bizzlbone 2015-09-25

Bobby to Jim: "You look like you should be eating your way out of an apple"

15  HoagieBoi 2015-09-25

Notice that not one of these has been directed at Opie.

21  Enriquepollazzo 2015-09-25

you roast the ones you love

9  DapperDan0979 2015-09-25

ME: Oh you want to make this real?!

7  stinkskc 2015-09-25

I bet he'd get high pitched defensive, than go into his hacky radio voice and take a call

7  BaggySpandex 2015-09-25

MotherFUCKER

5  OpaqueOpie 2015-09-25

You wanna go? YOU WANNA GO??? that was the extent of Opie's ball bustin wit.

1  I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-25

He's such a cunt.

1  Z-Tay 2015-09-25

Nor have they come from him. He's literally a zilch.

14  cabaretcabaret 2015-09-25

"Deez niggas look like birds" Worldstar comment on the chip ruins the moment video

12  BatKnuckles 2015-09-25

"Holy Shit, stalker Patti's built like George Carlin" - A much underrated Bill Burr line.

11  PiggyFork 2015-09-25

Jimmy telling Jesse Ventura he has Riff-Raff hair.

10  EYE8OPIE 2015-09-25

Davidson said Justin Stangel looked like a fat Danny Zuko, that one got me laughing

10  glyde69 2015-09-25

Im in tears reading this stupid thread. I forgot about a lot of these.

6  SedditThrowaway901 2015-09-25

ME: I was howling

8  ImJustRiffin 2015-09-25

"Bobby looks like a tempurpedic pillow." - Patrice

8  age_of_cage 2015-09-25

Is there a compilation of just these kinds of moments?

2  stinkskc 2015-09-25

someone make it !! these are funny enough just reading

8  Weirdo420 2015-09-25

Someone tries to make a funny ( I don't remember who) it fails, and Jimmy says you have the timing of a Christmas eve stroke

7  OpesterDefender 2015-09-25

"Norton looks like an unfinished clone" - Bob Kelly

3  winkleham 2015-09-25

My favourite too.

6  McGowan9 2015-09-25

It wasn't a look like line but was in the same spirit. Jimmy said "I'm shooting something this weekend." CQ "Yourself hopefully." 90 second belly laugh.

5  RJPennyweather 2015-09-25

Colin Quinn telling Anthony he looked like a Corsican pimp.

5  NihilistKnight 2015-09-25

CQ telling Jimmy he looks like an ameba. "Jim sleeps in a petri dish."

4  AssMcPlay 2015-09-25

love when Jimmy attacks someones hairdo

10  bizzlbone 2015-09-25

soy sauce hair

4  Bomyknocka 2015-09-25

"Your fuckin' Riff-Raff from Rocky Horror hairdo"

4  Slacker584 2015-09-25

On one of Marion's calls in 2014, he said that her hair looks like an old-time football helmet, then mentioned that Otto once said about someone with similar hair that their hair looks like dryer lint. Fawkin hilarious.

3  TrackSuitVos 2015-09-25

Similar theme. Derosa was on talking about wanting to bang Helen Mirren, and Bobby said "I bet she smells like a ghost."

3  stinkskc 2015-09-25

Bobby has a lot of good ones in this thread! it's a shame he's such a fat self hating dad now

2  CCRed95 2015-09-25

"You look like uncooked calamari" - CQ to Jim

2  I-take-beast-shits 2015-09-25

Jimmy telling Jesse Ventura that he has a riff raff rocky horror hair-dew

2  BeerCanThick 2015-09-25

Jimmy la la laing Kenny.

"Nice vomit colored jacket...loose fitting cadaver jacket...la la la..."

"people skills of a hornet la la la la"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWyRcWm2oy0

Bobo calling Erock "Optimus Prime Rib."

2  BeerCanThick 2015-09-25

During the Vos roast, when Vos kept drinking out of a soda can that was empty about half an hour ago, Patrice, CQ and Jimmy killed him for it.

"That thing is filled with nothing but your own spit, stupid. Go on, take another swig of timing!"

Or asking Vos history and trivia questions...

"There has never been a jew who knows less about World War II."-Ant

"Vos, you are a rock with teeth."-Norton.

The WBAB roast with Ant and the shower was great, too. Here is a great one over Bobby not knowing how to spell and how he curses all the time.

"He past. What a moron. He past. It's like an e.e. Cummings poem about a dead guy."-Louis CK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFaKwNx_6dc

2  EYE8OPIE 2015-09-25

Norton said the other day that Whoopi Goldberg dresses like Cyrus from "The Warriors".

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1  Zia27 2015-09-25

Caller insults Jimmy

CQ to caller: "Leave the half-formed larvae alone."

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1  JokermanUno 2015-09-25

Holy shit guys. I've been trying to remember a line from the show and found this thread.

Patrice says Bob Kelly looks like an impenetrable Chinese bodyguard? Help me out.

0  hautebird 2015-09-25

Isn't there another one that CQ said to Bobby -- like an Iranian something other?

9  BeerCanThick 2015-09-25

"the Iranian Kevin James"

1  sheba_sheba 2015-09-25

Or a Yemeni cousin to Vos

-10  Moxson4 2015-09-25

I can tell you the 2 most over used in o&a show history. You look like Luca Brasi and... You look like the chick from midnight cowboy. *Both Waaayyy over used by Jimmy in the last 15 years!

12  MonsteRain 2015-09-25

jimatozoa