Justin Stangel's new character "Goiter-boy" is hilarious!

36  2015-09-23 by hate_is_real_

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Why are you threatening his family!?!? Isn't it obvious that any attack on him is an attack on the people he loves!?!?!?

the only thing that's getting attacked here is Goiter-boy's thyroid gland.

"I have a particular set of skills... to run shows into the ground and eat anything in sight."

Someone give me a call when he is doing "on air stroke boy", and his fat brother sheds 2 tears and dies over his corpse of a massive corinary, all while the mics are live, and Opie screams Hold on.

I would retire from this sub.

Someone give Goiter-boy some iodine!!

Such a shame that it isn't an inoperable tumor.

That's photoshopped right?

RIGHT!?

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This post gave me more lulz than the entire O&J catalogue.

Whats with the fucking necklace? Is he a tween?

He ate one.

The kid he took it from is tied in his basement terrified and alone.

Goiters are benign. Hopefully, that's a stage 4 Medullary Carcinoma of the thyroid. A real killer.

with a side of farrah faucet cancer just for (lack of ) shits and giggles

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