Opie is arranging weekends out with random callers

21  2015-09-23 by Dennyislife

Going to go fishing with some caller.

He's looking for Ant replacements 10 years on?

19 comments

16  Binski13 2015-09-23

So which one of you guys are gonna act like a superfan and then shank him in his sleep?

14  nazereth1 2015-09-23

Where's the "Hi Opie" psychopath?

5  Binski13 2015-09-23

I think even Opie would get uncomfortable with all that kiss assing

1  [deleted] 2015-09-23

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15  Ken__Fresno 2015-09-23

Wait, is he really doing that? I know he's a friendless nothing, but that's genuinely sad if it's true.

9  Dennyislife 2015-09-23

Yes. Yes he is.

4  Papercut_My_Dickhole 2015-09-23

Jesus christ

11  holodog 2015-09-23

Jesus what an uncomfortable weekend that would be.

Even if I was a legit Opie fan, I wouldn't want to spend a weekend in some lakeside cabin with a stranger.

9  winkleham 2015-09-23

Yeah it just hit me how fucking weird that is. Imagine waking up the first morning, taking a second to realize where you are, seeing the table full of empties cause you guys partied so hard and then hearing Opie in the bathroom doing a Harry the Hater video?

3  holodog 2015-09-23

haha that makes it sound so much worse. I was mostly picturing just awkward smalltalk with a stranger for 2 days, not partying and ballwashing your radio idol.

Sitting around the woodstove with Opie after a long day fishing off the end of a dock. "Hey man remember that time you jumped on that cake? That was fucking awesome, bro!" *pounds beer*

10  TheDarkFezRises 2015-09-23

Imagine being stuck on a boat with a middle aged man who won't shut the fuck up about viral videos.

8  holodog 2015-09-23

the real reason they killed Fredo

5  chippersonlyle 2015-09-23

This just shows how much hate he gets on all platforms, when he finds an actual fan now, which is such a rare event, he adds their number and wants to spend time hanging out with him.

4  freshmozz 2015-09-23

Opie is 52 years old. Just let that sink in. Think about anyone you know that age then compare them to The Opester. Of course he can't make friends!

2  IggysGlove 2015-09-23

That's a gimmick age son. Don't be a mark.

3  nomorecompromise 2015-09-23

Which lucky fan will be served an overcooked/saucy steak as The Psycho retires to bed at 10 o'clock?

3  panjshirlion 2015-09-23

He has so few fans, he actually has to go cultivate his fanbase person by person.

1  TriangleDimes 2015-09-23

I think this is a great opportunity for this sub ("the fellas") to pool our efforts, win this thing, and with cruelest subterfuge and machinations give Opie the worst weekend of his life.

1  HolyRomanEmperor 2015-09-23

Match the hatch duuuuuude

1  little-pete-ferguson 2015-09-23

Come on guys, that gut must have some killer carp stories!

9  Dennyislife 2015-09-23

Yes. Yes he is.

2  IggysGlove 2015-09-23

That's a gimmick age son. Don't be a mark.