I was watching the Emmys the other night and they showed Amy on screen when she was presenting and my girlfriend just goes "She's so fat, why doesn't she lose some weight? She's gross" I was dying laughing because she was very sincere about it.

Why does Opie always act like all guys would bang Amy and she's actually hot? She looks like an adult cabbage patch kid with Erock's body.

Don't lie. You don't have a girlfriend.

okay, *your girlfriend

Ha. Well played... Well played.

You guys are both fags.

You're the one who tugs on peckahs, cock suckah!!!

I would fuck Amy Schumer

Oh, god yeah!! All day.

me too! i dont think i even find her that attractive, but that's never stopped me before!

Well now thats she's rich I'd fuckin bang her

I've never seen a cabbage patch kid that was covered in cellulite and gin blossoms.

This is a level of hateful aggression I reserve for comments about Opie and his garbage family. Fair enough though, if you hate Amy Schumer then you hate her.

"Garbage family." Hahaha.

Anyone who gets this upset about what amy looks like are obviously deeply insecure.

Pussy feels good. Try it faggots.

I... I just really love my hand.

I seen a pic of her towering over little jimmy. She's at least 180.

I've read she's 5'7 160, so a bit less than that but still in the realm of disgusting

But she can get a dick anytime she wants, right gurlz?

I've always loved how she said that. ANY FUCKING WOMAN CAN GET DICK WHENEVER THEY WANT.

http://i.imgur.com/AypS9jj.jpg

This bitch really needs to stop with short skirts, and any dresses that accentuate her fat overspilled side tits

She still wears the same clothes as 10 years ago when she did have a pretty nice body.

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she's probably ~170 in all honesty. that's a fair assessment i think.

Every dude in this thread ate an entire pack of raw hot dogs for dinner.

And Amy ate two packs.

best name ever

She still wears the same clothes as 10 years ago when she did have a pretty nice body.