New Harry The Hater video

45  2015-09-20 by kevin121312

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I can picture his wife hearing that dumb voice echoing from the bathroom as he makes another Harry Hater video. She probably downs a handful of Xanax with a glass of wine and then leaves to search for a stoop kid wearing Vans that will fuck her like a dog in the alleyway.

oh my god

"Holy shit. Have some gold"

— the stoop kid in vans

Just found Lynsi reddit handle

This is the first comment I've seen on this sub in a good while that has made me laugh out loud. Holy shit.

Exactly - let's use this to motivate Jimmy to get out: https://twitter.com/MattCullenSEM/status/645798117061824512

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2015-09-21 03:14 UTC

@JimNorton please leave the O&J show - i know the money's good, but @OpieRadio's Harry Hater videos hurt YOU because you're part of the show


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Why? Let Jimmy have his job, Opie is the asshole here.

She's Elvira in Scarface, except Opie is just a benign cunt.

i laughed hard at this

And she has to say "this is my husband" when they meet new people.

I imagine her perched on the balcony, pills in one hand, bottle of wine in the other leaning over the edge tears streaming down her face.

Lynsi:

" Oh dear sweet God not again! He's doing it again. How the fuck did I let it get this far? He's a monster! And yuck his nose. What is wrong with his nose? What are all those holes?

This has to end...........and I must be the one to do it. All it needs is one step further and I can fly free of him and his breasts ( oh God those breasts! It's revolting and doesn't care ).

Come on Lyns, you can do it. Just, one, little, step. "

A small boy wearing a baseball T and ripped jeans approaches the balcony tentatively and unseen from the bedroom.

Bam Jr:

" Mommy, why are you crying? "

Lynsi:

" What? Oh, baby go back inside, Momma's gotta go away for a while. "

In the background a man with emotional and physical deformities can be heard shouting.

Harry The Hater:

" Huuuuh! Huuuuuuhhhhh!!! "

Bam Jr:

" Jump you cunt, I'll be right behind you. "

What's that? Your phone crapped out

I imagine her perched on the balcony, pills in one hand, bottle of wine in the other leaning over the edge tears streaming down her face.

Lynsi:

" Oh dear sweet God not again! He's doing it again. How the fuck did I let it get this far? He's a monster! And yuck his nose. What is wrong with his nose? What are all those holes?

This has to end...........and I must be the one to do it. All it needs is one step further and I can fly free of him and his breasts ( oh God those breasts! It's revolting and doesn't care ).

Come on Lyns, you can do it. Just, one, little, step. "

A small boy wearing a baseball T and ripped jeans approaches the balcony tentatively and unseen from the bedroom.

Bam Jr:

" Mommy, why are you crying? "

Lynsi:

" What? Oh, baby go back inside, Momma's gotta go away for a while. "

In the background a man with emotional and physical deformities can be heard shouting.

Harry The Hater:

" Huuuuh! Huuuuuuhhhhh!!! "

Bam Jr:

" Jump you cunt, I'll be right behind you. "

Nice fanfic bro

You're welcome.

;)

Well. You tried...

I got AIDsy towards the end.

Non rhetorical.

DV

And then what happened?

Oof...

Do you think I misjudged my response?

Last line made me loff.

Two kids, Hot wife, millions of dollars.

Spends his Sunday alone in the shitter talking to himself and giving the "haters" the business.

Weirdo Faggot

Remove your first sentence and you just described me.

One of the few non baldopie things to make me lol 😂

and he says we're creepy.

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e-barnacles

Who the fuck says that? Fuck off back to Tumblr with your "keyboard warrior" faggotry. HipsterGold.. wow you really are in deep.

And then there's you. The e-parasite who spends his weekends combing through the e-barnacles' excrement. At what point did your life turn to this?

At what point did the entire OandA universe go full-retard?

They fired the funny one, and we have nothing else to do now.

Jokes on you, haters. You're SUPPOSED to get douche chills. Opie Kaufman.

THATS THE BIT

Supposed.

ty

PERIOD!

Are you the Sirius XM Opie & Jimmy $10,000 douche?

i just dont know why

why

just why the fuck would he make this, for the love of god, i feel so embarrassed right now, i dont even know him, i feel ashamed, like i dropped my lunch-tray in highschool

He's in his mid 50s. It's astonishing.

I have a feeling it's a psychotic reaction to all the awful pictures being posted of him constantly.

By next month it'll be grabbing and squeezing the bosoms in front of that lens.

like toxic psychosis but from memes instead of speed

Will he start lactating for us?

He's shaved the hairs growing from the tip of his nose since the last video but they're starting to come back in.

Ha ha, great observation.

i hope he gets fired for this.

I hope he gets murdered for this.

So why is Harry the Hater a conservative guy?

Because in Opie's mind all conservatives are "haters".

I always got a kick out of Opie's contributions during political discussions. Obviously Ant could and would talk for hours about politics and Jimmy can hold his own, but Opie was always very careful about what he added to a political conversation. I think his biggest fear was for someone to reply "what do you, Opie? because there was no way he could explain his opinion considering he more than likely stole it from instant feedback.

A shot at Ant?

speculate speculate speculate.

not really, opie has always been a faux liberal. he's the type that only half-listens, skims articles, and lives his life according to banal sentiments.

fits right in. there's a few things he's kind of conservative about, that's his "frat/dudebro" side coming out. but mostly i think he just listens to wheeze.

Perfect summation. He combines the worst elements of both sides: the feel-good do-nothingness of the Left and the macho posturing of the Right.

Nah. He does the standard tough-guy act for East Coast (and Chicago) Democrats. Trump's the first Republican I've ever seen do it—and until a few weeks ago, Trump was an East Coast Democrat.

Republican macho is about the frontier cowboy protecting his family, the rural resister making a stand on his land, etc. Democrat macho is Boston bar-fight bully shit, pushing nerds around and calling them faggots.

Opie thinks he's Lawrence O'Donnell.

You wanna fight me Tagg Romney. Fight me!

You're exactly right. I think if Opie forgets what his own political ideals are then he just calls wheeze and has them explain them Again.

Because in his douche mind rebelling against conservativism makes him cool (mahhhn). Any time i want to make sense of this man's actions/thought process i just try to remember what it was like being 14 years old and suddenly things make a lot more sense.

Why doesn't he show us that beautiful head of hair in these videos? Is something making him embarrassed of his hair?

Coz then we'll know it's him and not Harry. Opie is smart like that.

He put the hoodie on,looked in the mirror and sez "ME: photochop this, @baldopieradio"

Holy fuck this is the worst one yet

It doesn't make me angry nor is it funny. I simply just wouldn't buy this fella's product.

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Objection! Your honor she doesn't get the bit. This marriage has passed her by. Burp.

after watching this video, I drove to the hospital to check myself into the Douchechill Ward.

I'd check for the AIDS while you're there too.

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Opie is the boy who never grew up. Like Peter Pan. He's also wooden like Pinnochio and when he lies his breasts grow larger.

Only a simpleton would call critics of the president 'haters'.

Answered your own question there.

Those are the teeth of a millionaire, folks.

http://imgur.com/FNmR40e

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douche chills to the max.

Harry hater was about his negative reviews first video and got bombarded with only dislikes. Now shelly is making them political trying to get SJW likes. Peeeuuuwww

And he's got the hood up just like the High Pitch Tits video that was posted here, coincidence?

Hi Opie.

What is the "Hi Opie" thing all about?

Hi Opie! usually refers to a persistent fan of Opie's on twitter who responds with 'Hi Opie' after everything he tweets.

But in this case I was assuming Opie has visited this sub and I was saying hi to him.

So he's actually falling out of "character" with each subsequent video. What a dolt.

Not gonna click

What kind of sick society are we living in where this man was allowed to reproduce?

His poor wife must shake her head when he hides in the bathroom to record these. Either that or he does it when she's not home.

She could be just as dumb as him tbh. The world is full of people this dumb. Most of them aren't millionaires though.

This new character is really taking the world by storm!

Opie is creating a really diverse cast of characters: twitter voice guy, Facebook comment guy, loves youtube video guy, tumblr post guy, buzzfeed commenter guy. How does he keep coming up with all these original ideas?

I really thought we got to him and he retired harry when saturday passed without a video. This ruined my weekend.

Why did Harry's voice disappear at 1:05? His voice just went back to normal. How awful.

Opie is not one for staying in character unless that character happens to be a no talent radio hack DJ with 35 years work experience who seems to never learn anything.

How can you say that? He's been in the business since he was 18, I think he knows a thing or two about a thing or two.

Yeah......

Mr. Hitler, most of the world hates you, do you have any idea why?

"Well, let's be real here, I did plunge all of Europe into bloody chaos and then I started a war of extermination against Russia, plus all that stuff with the Jews. I spelled out my reasons but I can see why people wouldn't like it, or me, nonetheless. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go kill myself."

Mr. Hughes, same question to you sir.

"Haaaaters. *burp"

Is he trying to make this character into a parody of extreme right-wingers? This convictionless boob has absolutely no business parodying anyone's political stance, no matter how well deserved.

I'd guess a jab at Ant, or perceived Ant fans. He must assume the haters all side with him, and Ant is a racist lunatic, so he just assumes we all are, I guess.

I doubt it. I think he just feels safer taking after Papa Weeze without Ant to shit on him for it.

Well, I didn't meant a jab at Ant, but more just a stupid assumption that we must all agree with him, with retarded political views being part of that whole thing.

Does Opie actually have any views of his own? You might be right, but I can't at this point imagine he is able to form enough thoughts to have any actual opinion on politics or race or anything.

Does Opie actually have any views of his own?

No, he doesn't. When I say "taking after Papa Weeze", I mean, "copy/pasting his mentor's ideology".

Is he a closet alcoholic? What's with the purple, whiskey nose?

Razor bumps.

Haha. Knew it couldn't have been the 3% grapefruit beers.

He's all in on being a humorless douche.

2000 views

So close to going viral there, tits.

I'm sure he thinks 2,000 watched the video but in reality, it was probably only a couple hundred people watching the video several times each because their brain has trouble processing what garbage this is.

Oh, Opie. :(

The saddest part is, he has to record these in a whisper.

His $7,000,000 Trump Tower apartment, with numerous rooms and so many bathrooms that he uses some of them as closets, he has to find somewhere and squirrel himself away and record his latest viral video in a whisper, lest it attract attention from his wife and kids and housekeeper where they ask him what he's doing, and he has to shamefully admit he's doing a bit for his "comedy show".

O&A Party Rock.

Dat nose

Hater Harry: "You just hear crickets?"

Yes, Opie. We do.

I just pictured Opie being interviewed by Hannibal Lecter.

"Do you still hear the crickets, Greggory?"

"sniff... I do."

" Did he make you perform fellatio? "

I was wishing for the sound of a car crash.

God, those fucking teeth.

Opie, just stop. Sit back in your multi million apartment and drink fruity beers. Make fake videos with that fat pig again. Anything but this.

He already forgot how to do the voice.

Hah. I knew there was a reason why this one was slightly less enraging despite being even less entertaining.

I gues it's easy to forget the voice when you copy Jimmy's characters, voices, facial expressions, ideas, camera filtering, ect... To bad Opie hasn't copied from Steve C.

Does Opie know this is horrible, or does he just know it makes people mad? I wonder if he is unaware of why this bothers people.

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

seems to be whispering here.?.

Father in-law must be waiting outside for a poop.

He really is a terrible, clueless, humourless slag.

This is going great

mUy teeTH aR StRayt

A 52 year old man made this video.....

This one is very passive aggressive towards Ant too IMO

He claims that they come directly from FB comments. If they do, what page is he getting them from?

Jesus, it's not funny, satirical, clever, or ironically any of those.

Maybe that's the genius. I don't know what to do with these videos. They're not funny obviously, they're not ironic, they're somewhat self aware (I think). It's like a new form of retardation that I can't get my head around.

lol I mean it's not even unique, it's just lazy drivel. He is just regurgitating the most hacky talking points/opinions in a retard voice. His lazy eye, teeth, and pore crater nose are nice additions though.

Cringe humor alright

Minus the humor.

What a sad hollow shell of a man he is to be doing this. They just keep getting worse.

I didn't have the strength to make it all the way on this one. Can someone please tell me the video ending by him jumping off a building

I'm not bringing children into this world.

He's trolling us. He cannot believe this entertaining. So now the bit is "do it because people hate it."

We should stop promoting these videos because after all, all he needs are hits not likes.

It just hurts. Millions of dollars. It makes me feel bad for him.

scaling new heights and reaching new plateaus on Mount Suck with each new Harry Hater video.

That awful red old-man-nose with giant pores reminds me of this guy: http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_75480.jpg

I watched it and then in a fit of pique set fire to my Adobe flash player plug-in. Harry really knows how to push my buttons.

Is he filming these in his bathroom? Is his wife in the other room planning his murder by poison? Or maybe having a meeting with Bam?

The "look out your window" bit is his homage to Bill Hicks

wow opie is a legend

You gotta admire how the man can make each HH video unfunnier than the last.

Honestly I might have to invent an emotion to properly react to this. I have no idea what the man was going for here. I don't know how to hate it or be snarky or even feel pity over something like this.

Fucking great.

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I think Opie does this purely for his own amusement.

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Anyone who is over 20 and wears a hoodie is a douche.

THATS THE BIT

Supposed.

PERIOD!