Aw why thank you, I wish horrible illness upon you and your family!

I am a disgraceful NEET with HIV, I will gladly rape his mother!

ha ha ha ha, we've had a lot of fun on the sub today. but there's one thing that's no laughing matter...alcoholism. every year, alcohol abuse claims the lives of thousands of people. don't be a dope, have a rootbeer float.

Please go and operate heavy machinery.

ah your mudders cunt then

Said this to a cab driver last night who tried to overcharge me. Has definitely found it's way into everyday use for me.

Some people send dick pics when they're drunk, others come to reddit and profess their love to other guys

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Dick pics?

Link?

[DICK PIC] https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-1/c127.37.466.466/s160x160/227461_213998751963011_2575920_n.jpg?oh=bad6c121409636e0245b043890290897&oe=56AB7B2E&__gda__=1449763513_3bc2f730e949e960211af30bae1fe6ed(https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-1/c127.37.466.466/s160x160/227461_213998751963011_2575920_n.jpg?oh=bad6c121409636e0245b043890290897&oe=56AB7B2E&__gda__=1449763513_3bc2f730e949e960211af30bae1fe6ed)

Ah forget it. I suck. Spoiler: it was a picture of opie

Usin the ol mobile are we?

"This is going great!"

Dont encourage these unfunny memesters.

Tits, bam, thats the bit, suck on a shotgun, AIDS, faggot, nigger.

You are a Bobo. This sub is anti humor, stop fucking high fiving each other over tired old O&a references.

Why do you assume everyone here is a "guy/s"

I, for one, am a female with a wet, pink pussy. Anyone want to buy me an iPad?

Thank you Linsy.

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I enjoyed this

Love you too buddy!

it's the best! I haven't listened to the show in over a year but I still come In to check on our big tittied slow witted friend. er no I take that back, slow witted is giving him roo much crediit.

My first thought after reading this and before going into the comments was "uh oh..."

Havin' some road sodas, huh? Niccce.

I love you too Seth

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How is a post like this voted down. I mean what more do you want!?

Hopefully op went for a drive after

That's pretty gay tbh fam.

Drop the niggertalk you fake wigger.

If you ever user racist slurs on my sub ever again I'm gonna kill you and your entire gook kraut mick nigger kike faggot spic fam (family)

Which sub is yours, coonlips?

This is, niggernose.

What a loser.

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Fine, as long as you can get extensively throat fucked without bringing stomach acid into the mix.

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<3 <3 <3

I know this to be true. Any Bad drunk typing has more to do with being to drunk to care about your mistakes than anything else, from my experience anyway.

There's one more shot I can think of that I'd like to hear associated with your name.

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