Educated people are still talking about Ferguson? After it was proven pretty much without a doubt that the kid punched the cop and tried to grab his gun? That is remarkable.
The internet was designed to promote open expression and education to the people of the world. Instead, we showed just how much we hate thinking by burying information and forbidding open expression. Intellectuals are in hiding.
She's gotta take another direction with her comedy. Amy Schumer stole her act and is now the biggest female comic (by name recognition only) out there.
Amy "Stole Her Act"? I guess Any stole her act & added humor to it. Sara was Never funny IMO. I think she only got screen time because she was fucking Jimmy Kimmel. Im not exactly Team Amy. I lost respect for Amy the minute she became Hollywood & talked about gun crime & gun laws & how horrible she felt & how much it affected her that someone got shot in a movie that she was in. I think the old Any would laugh at the new Amy. Yes! It's sad someone got shot in a movie theater, but I highly doubt the shooter did it because of the contreversial political film that Amy was brave enough to star in!
It was a random fucking shooting & nothing more! It sounds like Any's Publicict said "OOH! We Can Get You Some Real Press Off Of This"!
Amy was never edgy, that was just an act she used to get her foot in the door. Listen to her get grossed out on O&A when they fire out brutal jokes from the top of their heads, she never belonged in their company.
I didn't say Sarah was funny, but as far as I know, nobody else was doing the bimbo act before Sarah, and Amy used the same formula to make a name for herself.
Isn't Jimmy credited with discovering Amy Schumer? I could be wrong. It just seems like nobody knew who she was until after she opened for Jimmy & then she blew up like a meth lab. If that's the case that Jimmy discovered her & now he probably has to go thru two of her secretaries to get in touch with her, then I wonder how he hasn't bought a shotgun yet?
(Racial jokes aren't funny) in a world where we’re all very aware that white cops are killing black teenagers on a daily basis.
Just the way she frames this is intellectually dishonest. Keep pandering to the lowest denominator that believes this shit, Sarah. I'm sure they'll buy your next album.
And before I forget, Sarah also said:
Women run comedy
That wasn't the case 4 months ago when she had a sob fest over "mean, male club owners paying female comics less than male comics." There, she was just a powerless woman in a boys club.
Since you had to mention Treyvon, here is a complimentary joke about how blacks riot when one gets shot!
How Many N!GG€R$ Does It Take To Start A Riot? -1 LOL!
her husband cried about a lion, they are disconnected from reality, all of this is just the normal side effect of being filthy rich and incapable of critical thinking.
her husband cried about a lion, they are disconnected from reality, all of this is just the normal side effect of being filthy rich and incapable of critical thinking.
Whatever your politics, I think having our celebrities, 98% ++++ of whom fall under this exact umbrella, be the shepherds for how to think in this country, in this culture, is insanely and absolutely fucking retarded.
Comedy hasn't been under assault like this since the Lenny Bruce days. The worst part is, WE'RE the cops now. It's not them we're in danger from, it's us.
I'm fine with people changing as they get older. But I feel like when you decide to become a comedian you should sign a lifetime contract that states that what you're a clown and you should leave critical thinking to the important people who matter in this world. It would really eliminate a lot of this self-important rambling that these comics start doing after a few years of headline Shitdick's Chuckle Shack in Killmenow, OH.
HOLY FUCK BALLS! PEEP THIS SHIT HERE!
The other day I was driving around while flipping thru the Sirius comedy channels, when I came across one of these newer female comics. These Amy Schumer Clones that all suckle from her tit of success, hoping that some of it drips out of her mouth and splashes onto their faces. The cunts that basically do Amy's Act & talk about what sluts they are & other self deprecating slut shaming humor that Amy made famous.
I wish to fuck I could remember this bitchs name, not that it makes a difference. It was maybe Maria Bamford or Natasha Legarro or whatever. Basically they're all the same person. But Right in the middle of this bitch's act, I remember wandering how much more material this cunt can literally Plagiarize from Amy, I Shit You Not,
This bitch literally made a joke about how she doesn't even tell the guy that she has HPV!😧😧😧😧😧
THIS AMY SCHUMER CLONE BITCH DID A FUCKING HPV SLUT JOKE!!
That's about the equivalent of another no name comic getting on stage wearing a snap cap & smashing a fucking watermelon!!!
UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!!
The internet was designed to promote open expression and education to the people of the world. Instead, we showed just how much we hate thinking by burying information and forbidding open expression. Intellectuals are in hiding.
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33 kgt5003 2015-09-17
I believe what she is trying to say is "seeing Amy Schumer get into the spotlight has changed my attitude towards race jokes."
1 Moxson4 2015-09-17
YOU TOO NAILED IT!
30 dankfranklin 2015-09-17
Jesus, she really is throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks. Looking forward to her transitioning into a man.
19 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-09-17
She got a lot less marketable when we finally saw her naked.
2 SteakSauce66 2015-09-17
I'd still bang.
3 Binski13 2015-09-17
You'd admit to that?
12 SteakSauce66 2015-09-17
APRULL FAHHHHHLLLLLSSSS
0 __x_ 2015-09-17
All of you fuckers would suck those jew tits. Don't lie.
7 Binski13 2015-09-17
Probably, never fucked a jew...only been fucked by them. oooohhhhh
1 NicNacAttack 2015-09-17
We did? Link for the lazy?
2 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-17
http://wizbangpop.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Sarah-Silverman-Nude.jpg
Then there's this pic where I find her hot:
https://theincredibletide.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/sara-silverman-nude.jpg?w=1200
1 NicNacAttack 2015-09-17
Yikes. She does not Jew well.
21 cbanks420lol 2015-09-17
Every time I see a post about her on here I like to point out my twitter feud with her that made the news.
Cracks me up every time.
7 __x_ 2015-09-17
Legend
9 cbanks420lol 2015-09-17
I love that she didn't realize it was Carlton. Of course she had to turn it into an anti-religion thing. : /
4 dankfranklin 2015-09-17
She realized it. She's a phony spin-artist desperately trying to be relevant since nobody is charmed by "lol my vagina and asshole" anymore.
7 Moxson4 2015-09-17
Aww! Did the "Hilarious" comedy cunt get her feelings hurt by words? She Is So Deep!
16 lincoln_park_guy 2015-09-17
Educated people are still talking about Ferguson? After it was proven pretty much without a doubt that the kid punched the cop and tried to grab his gun? That is remarkable.
14 baraksobamas 2015-09-17
No. She is.
6 CharlieDango 2015-09-17
The internet was designed to promote open expression and education to the people of the world. Instead, we showed just how much we hate thinking by burying information and forbidding open expression. Intellectuals are in hiding.
1 ballpitpredator 2015-09-17
10 bdizzle45 2015-09-17
She's gotta take another direction with her comedy. Amy Schumer stole her act and is now the biggest female comic (by name recognition only) out there.
1 Moxson4 2015-09-17
Amy "Stole Her Act"? I guess Any stole her act & added humor to it. Sara was Never funny IMO. I think she only got screen time because she was fucking Jimmy Kimmel. Im not exactly Team Amy. I lost respect for Amy the minute she became Hollywood & talked about gun crime & gun laws & how horrible she felt & how much it affected her that someone got shot in a movie that she was in. I think the old Any would laugh at the new Amy. Yes! It's sad someone got shot in a movie theater, but I highly doubt the shooter did it because of the contreversial political film that Amy was brave enough to star in! It was a random fucking shooting & nothing more! It sounds like Any's Publicict said "OOH! We Can Get You Some Real Press Off Of This"!
3 thesynking 2015-09-17
Amy was never edgy, that was just an act she used to get her foot in the door. Listen to her get grossed out on O&A when they fire out brutal jokes from the top of their heads, she never belonged in their company.
0 bdizzle45 2015-09-17
I didn't say Sarah was funny, but as far as I know, nobody else was doing the bimbo act before Sarah, and Amy used the same formula to make a name for herself.
1 Moxson4 2015-09-17
You could be right. I just never cared for her.
1 Moxson4 2015-09-17
Isn't Jimmy credited with discovering Amy Schumer? I could be wrong. It just seems like nobody knew who she was until after she opened for Jimmy & then she blew up like a meth lab. If that's the case that Jimmy discovered her & now he probably has to go thru two of her secretaries to get in touch with her, then I wonder how he hasn't bought a shotgun yet?
9 JimmysLostFat 2015-09-17
Her career is over and this is her pathetic attempt at trying to stay relevant
1 Moxson4 2015-09-17
YOU NAILED IT!
9 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-17
"Women run comedy." Could she be any more of a pandering idiot?
1 NicNacAttack 2015-09-17
"Men run comedy."
If you substitute one gender with another, and it sounds sexist one way, guess what?
8 _TheConsumer_ 2015-09-17
Just the way she frames this is intellectually dishonest. Keep pandering to the lowest denominator that believes this shit, Sarah. I'm sure they'll buy your next album.
And before I forget, Sarah also said:
That wasn't the case 4 months ago when she had a sob fest over "mean, male club owners paying female comics less than male comics." There, she was just a powerless woman in a boys club.
She's a double-talking fraud.
7 echojams 2015-09-17
YUCK! No one is influenced by you, hack .
-3 Mantis_Toboggan369 2015-09-17
Do you know what a hack is? Lol. Just because you disagree with her, doesn't make her a hack.
5 echojams 2015-09-17
Her new special she reused jokes from her old special and just did songs between them...
-1 PhilipMarma 2015-09-17
If that's true, it's still not hack it's just repetitive.
You may not like her, but her standup and roles on shows like Larry Sanders and her own show on Comedy Central have been original. Not hackneyed.
1 echojams 2015-09-17
That's cool but this article makes her look stupid so that's what my comment was reacting too.
0 PhilipMarma 2015-09-17
Fair enough
6 __x_ 2015-09-17
Trayvon Martin changed Anthony's attitude to race jokes
-2 Moxson4 2015-09-17
Since you had to mention Treyvon, here is a complimentary joke about how blacks riot when one gets shot! How Many N!GG€R$ Does It Take To Start A Riot? -1 LOL!
5 telemecanique 2015-09-17
her husband cried about a lion, they are disconnected from reality, all of this is just the normal side effect of being filthy rich and incapable of critical thinking.
1 dankfranklin 2015-09-17
I'm pretty sure it's been 10+ years since she was with Kimmel (hence why she's trying to find a new audience).
1 breadmoccasin 2015-09-17
Whatever your politics, I think having our celebrities, 98% ++++ of whom fall under this exact umbrella, be the shepherds for how to think in this country, in this culture, is insanely and absolutely fucking retarded.
5 chicken-named-mike 2015-09-17
Grovel. Grovel. Grovel.
4 BenjaminCumia 2015-09-17
Awww. That's just cute.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2015-09-17
She's not wrong. All women have to do is jump on Tumblr and go "my feels!" and comedy dies that instant. They rule comedy with an iron cunt.
3 nazereth1 2015-09-17
What a cunt.
3 lechocco 2015-09-17
Her sexuality is no longer a crutch so she needs a new one.
2 Moxson4 2015-09-17
Why Was There Only One Black On The Space Shuttle Challenger? Because Nobody Knew It Was Gonna Blow Up! Oldie But Goodie!
2 JohnTravoltasHair 2015-09-17
All cunts are the same. They'll simply lie and misrepresent themselves to fit in.
2 Weirdfellas 2015-09-17
Comedy hasn't been under assault like this since the Lenny Bruce days. The worst part is, WE'RE the cops now. It's not them we're in danger from, it's us.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-09-17
We're not in here with them, they're in here with US!
1 Weirdfellas 2015-09-17
Imgur
1 Mantis_Toboggan369 2015-09-17
Ha boooo.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-09-17
I'm fine with people changing as they get older. But I feel like when you decide to become a comedian you should sign a lifetime contract that states that what you're a clown and you should leave critical thinking to the important people who matter in this world. It would really eliminate a lot of this self-important rambling that these comics start doing after a few years of headline Shitdick's Chuckle Shack in Killmenow, OH.
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1 JarInYourAsshole 2015-09-17
Her PC comments are as obnoxious as her plump man body, disgusting.
1 chris2webby 2015-09-17
she really is ugly, but her sister Laura is cute
1 K1bbler 2015-09-17
She was the voice of the receptionist on Dr Katz, so she gets a pass for being related to her dipshit sister.
1 [deleted] 2015-09-17
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0 Moxson4 2015-09-17
HOLY FUCK BALLS! PEEP THIS SHIT HERE! The other day I was driving around while flipping thru the Sirius comedy channels, when I came across one of these newer female comics. These Amy Schumer Clones that all suckle from her tit of success, hoping that some of it drips out of her mouth and splashes onto their faces. The cunts that basically do Amy's Act & talk about what sluts they are & other self deprecating slut shaming humor that Amy made famous.
I wish to fuck I could remember this bitchs name, not that it makes a difference. It was maybe Maria Bamford or Natasha Legarro or whatever. Basically they're all the same person. But Right in the middle of this bitch's act, I remember wandering how much more material this cunt can literally Plagiarize from Amy, I Shit You Not, This bitch literally made a joke about how she doesn't even tell the guy that she has HPV!😧😧😧😧😧 THIS AMY SCHUMER CLONE BITCH DID A FUCKING HPV SLUT JOKE!! That's about the equivalent of another no name comic getting on stage wearing a snap cap & smashing a fucking watermelon!!! UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!!
1 PhilipMarma 2015-09-17
I doubt it was Maria Bamford. She has a unique act that is nothing like Schumer's.
14 baraksobamas 2015-09-17
No. She is.
6 CharlieDango 2015-09-17
The internet was designed to promote open expression and education to the people of the world. Instead, we showed just how much we hate thinking by burying information and forbidding open expression. Intellectuals are in hiding.
1 ballpitpredator 2015-09-17