This hilarious comment on an article about Chet Haze being missing

8  2015-09-12 by [deleted]

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"I know for a fact Chet is staying in a trailorpark outside of barstow with some freaks. He hasn't spoken to family or friends in a month, and he is cooking up and shooting meth daily. He told me it's the only way he can reach the pace with the thoughts in his head. He's still convinced he is destined to be one of the greatest rappers ever, and that his creativity peaks when he is on speed. He is also claiming to be "writing" one of the greatest rap albums of all time at the moment... I've heard a couple tracks. Aside from being replete with the n-word every 5 or 6 bars, it isn't the worst thing I've heard this year. Better than Macklemore I'll tell you that."

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I like how the music turns out to be pretty good.

Major plot twist.

"Better than Macklemore I'll tell you that."

That's like saying cancer is better than AIDS

The meth shoot pretty good.

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Mephednamene

What other kinds of meth we got?

Ice, Kryptonite, Strawberruh...

Heisenberg blue, black bettys

"In the said post she and Chet appeared to be a couple as she has added a hashtag #meandbae, but she had also added #tbt, implying that the picture had been taken in the past."

so yeah

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