I drink a lot and do things which sexually I regret later on. Also women deserve equal rights. My face is perfectly spherical.

you can go "fuck" yourself

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SOMEONE SAY CUCKS

Mhyy vagiina is hurt u guise

But its just fuckin' shitty how much praise she gets when she ust has the same schtick as a comedienne from the 90's.

"Oh I take so much dick! Listen to this story about how much I weigh and how much dick I still get!" Any of the hack girl comedy always reminds me of Sandy Kane since that is exactly how she talks

The less people pay attention to her, the better.

But it feels good to hate women though

Peckahs

So, instead of not caring, you go out of your way to put up a post about how we shouldn't care. Why don't, you know, just go on and not care, bud?

Because this sub is so respectful and fair to male comedians. If I saw Joe Derosa on television constantly and his face plastered on the side of buses I think we'd see some criticism too

sHedDuP

She's definitely overexposed in the media right now and everybody in Hollywood wants a piece of her and her opinion on things. Now Jennifer Lawrence is her best friend and they are working on a script together blah blah blah.

She'll burn out in a couple years just like so many who have been put in that spot light have.

I've seen Jennifer Lawrence's butthole. I'm over it.

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At the time I'm reading this, a control + f search gives me...two whole results with either "Amy" or "Schumer".

There are more posts with "cunt" in the title.

OP is projecting his unrequited love for his favorite Jewish Cabbage Patch Doll onto our beloved cesspool of a sub.

Dude. That's not how you search reddit.

I don't think we're obsessed with her, she's a person who used to be on the show a lot and was funny on there (I stand by that) and now is HUGE and it kinda reeks of a sellout.

She's said some funny, mean stuff, and she's apologizing for it now because she doesn't wanna fuck with the money ship she's riding. Good. I'd do the same thing. Anyone would.

She's hot shit right now, people's moms know about her, and not 2 years ago most of us only knew her from O&A I'm guessing. I don't think we're the only ones discussing her, and I think anyone who went from O&A regular to superstardom success would be discussed. Wow, I wrote a lot of shit.

This sub loves to hate her more than anyone else loves her. And it reeks of a bunch of can't get laids mad a chubby girl puts up better numbas than them

I saw trainwreck shortly after it opened in theatres. My girlfiend and I were expecting a romantic comedy but what we saw did not have much romance or comedy.

This movie is about an unappealing and dull surgeon that (for some reason that I never understood) fell in "love" with a completely unappealing, dull, dumb free-spirited woman that doesn't seemed to have absolutely nothing in common with.

That's the main problem with this movie. Amy Schumer's character is completely unlikeable the whole movie and I keep trying to figure out what the men that went out with her saw in her!! There was absolutely nothing attractive, cute, charming, spunky and/or wise about her personality. To make things worse she is not physically attractive. I know her character is supposed to be unlikeable, but dammit not the whole movie!!

The second problem with the movie is fails as a romantic one. I did not feel anything for the characters. They did not have anything in common and I am still trying figuring out how the hell they clicked. For this I blame the script. The are not enough situations in the movie showing how their connection grow. They had nothing in common!! They just had dinner and sex and they love each other. Did I mention that there was absolutely nothing attractive, cute, charming, spunky and/or wise about Amy's personality and to make things worse she is not physically attractive. When the doctor told Amy "I love you" I rolled up my eyes in disbelief.

The movie is also way too long and in many parts slow and boring. We laugh about four times during the whole movie. Many people left the cinema half way through.

I've really only been exposed to Amy Schumer's so called "comedy" on comedy central's Roasts. I've never found her funny. She is the worst kind of comedian in my books. She is as raunchy and disgusting as possible and then people laugh to tears because she said something dirty. So I certainly was in no hurry to see this film. It was basically exactly what one would expect from an Amy Schumer written comedy. This is her through and through and for me that's not a good thing. I'm actually shocked that Judd Apatow would agree to direct this even though he certain pushes the envelope of gross out comedies. In some ways its a by the numbers romantic comedy with a whole lot of dirty comedy and in other ways its one giant awkward comedy routine. She goes by her own name, she tells the same tired jokes she tells in her comedy act, the casting is poor, the story is slow, the pace is off...there was very little enjoyable about this. There were a few moments worthy of chuckles but that was literally despite myself. Its a dark comedy of course and if you love Amy Schumer then you will likely love this but I had to force myself through it.

Amy Schumer wrote and stars in the film and she is incredibly irritating. I can't believe people see her as the next big up and comer. She is cruel and unfunny and fake and annoying. Get the picture? I hate to be so harsh but I can't stand her. Maybe someday she'll win me over but Trainwreck only served to prove my opinion. Bill Hader is cast awkwardly as her romantic interest. Hader, to me, is not exactly a leading man sort of guy. His comedy is awkward as well and he and Schumer have a very strange chemistry that doesn't really match up. Lebron James is the typical Apatow "star" playing himself. He does a decent job considering and has better chemistry with Hader than Schumer does. Brie Larson plays Schumer's sister and while her character is very underdeveloped she is decent. John Cena is actually a shining spot in the film. He has a small cameo as Schumer's boyfriend early on and he is really good and funny.

Judd Apatow has built himself a reputation for a certain type of storytelling and comedy. Trainwreck does sort of loosely fit his style. This is the first film written by someone else that he has directed and my advice to him would be to stick to his own writing. Even when the film tries to tread into a more serious emotional turn, its too late. I didn't care about any of the characters and I really just wanted Schumer to stop talking. This really was a poor excuse for a comedy with a terrible story and unlikable annoying characters. I will do my best to pass on future Amy Schumer movies. 3/10

Jesus Christ

Hah! Girlfriend! Yeah right!

How the fuck would a neckbeard virgin like you know what chicks say ?

Apart from - fuck off you ugly cunt

Bet you hear that one a LOT

Your witticism is too much for me to bear!

Another victim owned by the great Flappo.

You've been flappowned™

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Her show is pretty funny.

You mean KURT METZGER'S show!

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Jesus Christ

Hah! Girlfriend! Yeah right!

Her show is pretty funny.

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I've seen Jennifer Lawrence's butthole. I'm over it.