I am going to drink half a bottle of rum and hit my wife.

Closed hand, don't be a pussy.

Ahh it's over too quick if you use a closed hand.

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I bought a fish eye lens. Gonna created some interesting YouTube content with it.

I recently moved (and don't get me started on moving!!!), so I'll be busy organizing my apartment. "A place for everything, and everything in its place," amirite? LOL!

come on guys, no need to turn this thread mean spirited

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all, I always say.

I love that!

Maybe have a barbecue ya know? Throw a few burgers and a few dogs on the grill and have a tab soda. Watch some football and then get up for work the next day.

From your lips to God's ears I tell ya..

I'll be filling my body with various drugs and drinks while giving mean looks to children walking through my neighborhood!

Sssshhuuuuurrreee....

Taking ambien in a few minutes. Eat a bunch of tacos in a daze. Wake up. Play some Madden. Watch Ohio State - Hawaii. Jerk off. Pop another ambien. Eat a tub of yogurt. Wake up. Take some adderall. Be Godfather at my niece's christening. Watch Bears - Packers. Cry about my fantasy team getting railed in the late games. Go home. Jerk off while skyping my internet gf who is probably looking at another dude while rubbing one out. Take an ambien. Eat a surprise treat.

Eat a surprise treat.

God I hope it's rancid cum.

It might be knowing my genital hygiene.

Fantasy football? What are you, 5? No reason for that.

what are u fawkin florentine or sumptin? tss

Adderall,Pot, Alcohol, and Metal Gear Solid 5.

Never understood why people would take adderall if they're gonna get fucked up, that shit is academic steroids I use it for one purpose only

Me too, gaming like a mother fawker dv dv dv....and edging for 3 hours at 4am...

Haha I wish I was able to edge but my dick is too eager to bust

Mine is usually too but when you introduce the right amount of speed,alcohol, and curiosity sky's the limit.

it has a coke like high and mixing it with a bunch of alcohol can be a fun time.

I'd much rather just try to find some actual coke than wasting my study drugs

yeah if you wanna pay 100 bucks for 2 hours worth of what would last 7 hours for 5 dollars.

Well I have a script for both adderall and vyvanse (kids these days) so I guess I kinda just take them for granted and don't really enjoy taking them recreationally. People are always trying to buy them off me so I know how popular they are

#humblebrag

for real though, youre lucky.I took them in college and they had the opposite effect I couldnt sit there and study and had to go outside and chainsmoke and skateboard around...now I just take them here and there at parties and get more fucked up.

Yeah I'm sure once I'm out of college I'll probably just start abusing them to stay awake and fuck around because I won't have nearly as much shit to do

Uh that's not how coke prices work

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Dude, come on. it depends on if other people threw down/who bummed lines/how fast you did it. It's too relative to argue over specifically.

good point, I didn't look at it like that. in that case it's pretty much 100% accurate taking a few beers and shit.

a good night out costs 100$ almost always.

Yeah campus police can definitely just send me to federal prison for doing a couple lines of blow at a party they aren't even allowed into

Yeah, fuck me reddit user whose posts totally explain why he chose the name Bobo

LOL....oh, you ;)

too pussy to do drugs?

Smoke some bud, piss away money at a bar, chainsmoke cigs, strike out with a couple 6's. Then hitting up some tranny I know across town. Or backpage. But before I tap out, I'll be coming back here to get a little taste of some opiehate. Just a taste.

Steaks, bourbon, hash oil and a horror movie marathon

Don't forget the BBQ sauce marinade first!

I'll be watching Bojack Horseman and House, hopefully get some weed if this fucking bitch ever calls me.

Watch all of Season 2 of Bojack Horseman on acid, best decision I ever made

I'd prefer mushrooms if I knew where to get some. I really just stick to booze and weed with the occasional pill popping.

I haven't been able to find shrooms for a couple years but for some reason I've been stumbling upon a lot of really great acid recently. This whole summer to me was honestly one giant trip, it's changed me a lot

I've only done acid once and didn't really like it, I was tripping for like two and a half days, I just wanted off the rollercoaster, but I also took GHB and ecstacy. It pretty much changed me forever, not in good or bad way, just different. The best trip I ever had was when I bought a little square of chocolate from a friend for $20. I still don't know what was in it to make me trip, he said it was mushrooms but that doesn't make much sense to me. Mescaline makes more sense, but I have no idea. I wish I could find some more of that shit, it was such a pleasant trip.

Yeah I've had some good times on ecstasy, candy flipping at a Flying Lotus show was definitely one of my favorite trips. Been looking for DMT for quite a while too as from what I've heard that's a complete mindfuck of a trip and only lasts 30-40 min. And you might have eaten truffles, that's chocolate with psilocybin in them. When I went to Amsterdam I bought like 15g of them for around $25 american and took them with me all over Europe which was fuckin awesome

You might be right, I've been searching and the only thing I've found is what you said it was. I'd like to grow my own, it seems pretty easy, my friend and I had a plan to grow them in his apartment a few years ago but he became a father and decided not to, and I just forgot about it until recently. I don't even know if selling spores is still legal now, it's been a while. And yeah, I'd also like to try DMT, just haven't heard about anyone even trying it where I'm from.

Where are you from if you don't mind me asking? From what I hear DMT is really common in the west coast so if you live around there it shouldn't be that hard. Ask your weed guy to ask his weed guy

Texas, I could probably get shrooms through them I just never ask. And my weed person is an older woman, like 55, I doubt she's ever even heard of DMT. I say I would like to try it, but I don't really seek it out, I'm kind of done with my experimenting phase, or at least actively seeking out these things, but if someone I know has it, I'll buy it.

Damn is she like an old hippie or something? That's pretty crazy I've never met a weed dealer over 25.

I've known her since I was 16 (I'm 28 now), she's my friend from high schools mom. The weird thing is that I get along with her better than him, I don't even talk to him anymore actually. She's not actually a "dealer" per se, she just picks some up for me when she gets some as a favor to me, but she used to deal all sorts of shit. But yeah, she's pretty much an old outgoing hippie. I've bought weed from people in their seventies before, shit, my brother was here a few months ago meeting his 12 year old son for the first time and we bought some dro from his grandmother (he didn't know he had a kid and someone finally contacted him on Facebook and told him about the kid). Old hippie folks are so much easier to deal with, and they don't rip you off, at least from my dealings with them.

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Yeah there's something about old hippies that is kinda soothing. They're fun to talk to for sure. I remember this kid's house we used to go to to smoke his mom would occasionally come out and join us which was always a good time.

She even delivers it too, which seems rare nowadays, and 7 grams of mids here is a great deal for $25, considering everyone else charges $5 a gram.

Holy shit, I'm paying $20 a gram where I'm from, at the very least $90 a quarter. But there's never mids around me, I guess that's more common down south

It's $20 a g for dro here.

Yeah, I just can't get high off mids. Even with super dank shit I gotta smoke at least a g. Wax fucked the game up man

I never tried it, I like mids over dro though cuz it lasts longer and I prefer the high. All it ever takes for me to get high on either is a bowl, I don't get when people say they can't get high off mids, my tolerance level is always pretty much the same unless I don't smoke for two months. I've never grown a type of tolerance where I need to keep smoking more and more to get high, unlike opiates where I can take 10 10mg vicodin and still be OK.

God damn I wish I had your tolerance, for me there's such a prevalence of dank that getting mids is just kinda unheard of. And because there's so much potent shit if you're smokin that everyday you gotta keep smoking more eventually to even get high. I've smoked solo blunts or jays to the face and still needed to smoke another bowl or a snap to get stoned, and even then shit barely lasts over an hour. That's why I'm on a tolerance break now, shit eats up your wallet quick.

I also try to make my shit last, I only smoke about two bowls a day. This 7 G's should last me a week. I buy a sack every Friday and I'm good, sometimes I just go a few days without smoking cuz the only time I really feel a "need" to smoke is if I'm out of weed or I'm drunk. I have friends that will just sit and smoke their whole sack in one sitting, just seems like a waste to me. I had a friend who I had to stop smoking with cuz every time I gotta sack he'd want to just keep smoking, he was the same when he got a sack but I go inside and play video games when I get high and he'd just be out there smoking for another 30 minutes.

Your friend sounds like me haha it's definitely a problem. Weed can be a bastard sometimes, just looking at it and how good it smells makes you wanna just pack a fat bowl every time I see/smell it.

He acted entitled to smoke my weed just cuz I got it through him, and I was definitely buying more often than him. He'd get all bitchy if I didn't smoke at least half of my sack with him.

Damn never mind then haha sounds like one of my mooch middleman connects who always wants a smoke up cuz he helped me pick up

I will always hook someone up or smoke them out if they got it, it's an unspoken thing for me, but he was unreasonable with how much he thought he should get to smoke.

It's the sense of entitlement that annoys me. I love smoking up buddies but some people just feel like I owe it to them and keep badgering me about it. If they just shut the fuck up they'd be more likely to get a bigger smokeup too.

Sperging all over the place.

Anxiety sure is great.

When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless

But in all seriousness, I'm about an hour away from starting a two day bender.

Besides fucking your mother?

Altering my state of consciousness, playing games both table-top and video, laundry, food-shopping, and angrily masturbating to the dulcet tones of Dokken while I browse Facebook pictures of chicks I went to high school with.

You?

Nice, talented AND knows how to party.

Hating myself, playing MGSV

Copious amounts of marijuana, rocket league, and incessant masturbation.

I can help with 2 of those.

You're gonna jerk him off while playing rocket league?

Fucking your bitch.

Just kidding, probably drinking lots of alcohol and trying to convince girls I'm an up and coming rapper so I could get in them pants

Scratching my nuts

I'm going to the opera

I write for a local paper, so I reviewed Puccini's Tosca.

Fantastic actually. Puccini is a bit of a faggot but that works well for the piece, subtle score, not overwrought like a lot of operas. And they got a soprano from the Bolshoi Opera for this dinky cowtown so the performances were impeccable, capped by the russian lady. But in terms of Opera stories, the libretto at least, Tosca is so fucking shitty. Opera's were made for poor people so they are generally dumbed down, melodramatic. Tosca takes the cake on that one, its almost embarassing.

Holy fuck I forgot what sub I was on.

Working.