So Opie grew tits and went bald. Anthony spent tens of thousands of dollars on surgery to make himself look like a ghoulish grandmother and Jimmy had a curse placed on him by an angry gypsie.
He doesn't eat protein, that's his problem. He works out like an 80 year old woman (cardio is almost useless if you're not an athlete) and then eats a can of tomato soup afterwards. No lifting and bad nutrition results in the famine survivor that he's become.
It shows you how truly stupid he is as well. Your body has to burn more calories to maintain muscle so if he would just build some muscle he could exercise less and eat more of what he wants. It would help him stop looking like Smeagle too.
I hate how he makes that fuckin face in pictures. At first I thought it was just an ironic smile but he's really trying to look good and wont just accept no matter what he'll always look like a turtle with AIDS
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32 BoardroomBimmy 2015-09-10
So Opie grew tits and went bald. Anthony spent tens of thousands of dollars on surgery to make himself look like a ghoulish grandmother and Jimmy had a curse placed on him by an angry gypsie.
2 chicken-named-mike 2015-09-10
Painfully accurate breakdown.
13 fart_yourself_awake 2015-09-10
Denny looking mother fucker.
3 Wsallgood 2015-09-10
Don't use the Lord's name in vain! Denny be praised!
-2 TheDarkFezRises 2015-09-10
Doberman Pincher head.
8 MonsteRain 2015-09-10
I'm surprised there aren't vultures in the background everytime I see a picture of Jimmy.
4 AntsCamera 2015-09-10
He is fucking starting to look like Don Knotts when he was dying.
Fucking eat something with starch or fat in it you anorexic fuck.
3 MoosePuncher93 2015-09-10
He doesn't eat protein, that's his problem. He works out like an 80 year old woman (cardio is almost useless if you're not an athlete) and then eats a can of tomato soup afterwards. No lifting and bad nutrition results in the famine survivor that he's become.
It shows you how truly stupid he is as well. Your body has to burn more calories to maintain muscle so if he would just build some muscle he could exercise less and eat more of what he wants. It would help him stop looking like Smeagle too.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2015-09-10
Not being a fitness snob doesnt make someone stupid. He is just delusional and somehow thinks being 80 pounds will make him less ugly.
3 Mr_Mallonagen 2015-09-10
Jesus Christ. He's slowly dying before our eyes, isn't he?
2 BoardroomBimmy 2015-09-10
I'd say rapidly dying. Faster than his career, even.
2 Wsallgood 2015-09-10
Well, maybe not that fast.
2 Opprobriousness 2015-09-10
I don't know what the fuck that jacket is, but it would go great with a Kangol hat.
2 BeerCanThick 2015-09-10
When did it's a kettlebell day become it's an AZT day?
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1 poopface4halloween 2015-09-10
He's like Benjamin Button. He just looks younger every day what the hell
1 PresidentJonStewart 2015-09-10
The AIDS is just eating him away from the inside.
1 BoboOrban6 2015-09-10
Will someone please give Jimmy a copy of Starting Strength and some fucking creatine?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2015-09-10
I hate how he makes that fuckin face in pictures. At first I thought it was just an ironic smile but he's really trying to look good and wont just accept no matter what he'll always look like a turtle with AIDS
http://www.gamezebo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/peggleblastbuddyturtle.jpg
1 thatsnotwhatimsaying 2015-09-10
nigga look like a puppet