Can we all agree that T.A.C.S turned out to be a dud?

80  2015-09-09 by [deleted]

Enough with defending this turd.

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No you just gotta wait for the new new studio

Haven't watched in a while, this isn't really a thing is it?

Thats how sad TACs is, you actually considered that a possibility

The new studio has already been built, hence the joke.

I paid for a 6 month sub a few weeks ago and have watched only 3 shows ( and not all the way through ).

Joke's on me.

I really thought it would be better.

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I can't even be bothered torrenting it.

That is the true test a shows value. Torrent-worthy.

sad truth :( it's not worth the bandwidth

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I was just thinking that The Howard Stern Show, Oqie Radio and TACS are probably the worst three broadcasts available to the public. The deaths of Stern and O&A couldn't be more dismal.

I heard Howard Stern literally doing prepburger-style radio the other day. He brought up "vaccinations", pretended to discuss it like a trending topic with Robin, then surprised us listeners with a special treat: a new song parody about vaccinations starring Gary the Conqueror (formerly Gary the Retard)! It took a second to dawn on me that the vaccination discussion was nothing but a segue to the horribly unfunny song parody... and during this travesty, Robin and Fred actually sit there and pretend that nothing weird is going on. It's like North Korea.

If the Stern Show is North Korea, Opie Radio is Cuba, TACS is Iran, and Sam Roberts Show is Somalia.

It's Erik Nagel is Hungary.

Vurrrry good vuuuurrrrrrrry good

He loves the garlic butter sauce

My Wife Hates Me is Israel&Palestine.

I wouldn't mind illegally entering Bonnie's Gaza strip.

vos is illegally dumping his toxic waste in there...

and "The Bonfire" is Xanadu. Period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxcfTm1QTc

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Ronnie B is like America.

It's like North Korea.

Upvoted for this.

Doesn't Robin just do the show from her house now?

Why on Earth hasn't Stern just retired from radio? Why bother. He did his time, he has more money than he can count, set for two lifetimes. He's got AGT on television. Do an hour podcast from his house with a fucking Zoom and a mic once a week he could still pull down 5 figures and not have to deal with any of this nonsense. So weird to me.

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He makes something absurd like $100mm a year to work 4 hours a day, three days a week, about 30 weeks a year.

He's not making close to that. That $400 million contract includes ALL expenses. He probably gets around 25-30 mil per year as salary.

Jeez, that's it? I guess that means he can only buy 17 summer homes in Martha's Vinyard this year instead of his usual 18.

Interesting. Explains why the show has gotten so cheap and pared down staff-wise in recent years.

way to waste rest of your life when you don't need any more money, or so I can only guess.

I imagine he actually likes broadcasting, and based on past comments doesn't think podcasting reaches as many people. He's wrong, but that's my theory.

i cant fathom that radio stations still do parody songs, they had their time in the 80s/90s but its fucking over.

and no shit its a dud, i called it from day one you DOPES!

Anthony is still doing his show?

I was under the impression that they packed it up after the first week in the new studio given how literally nobody has mentioned an episode or even a moment from TACS since then.

literally nobody has mentioned an episode or even a moment from TACS since then.

I hadn't thought about it, but you're right. There's been lots of posts about Legion of Skanks, The Bonfire, even Gavin's show, but I haven't seen a single thing about Ant's show other than that first day with Colin and Nick.

remember that one guy on this sub who signed up for TACS because of the "Jimmy laughing at Ant" gif?

he killed himself

Not yet but the thought crossed my mind during the movie night episode with ES Dave.

And during the other 2 podcasts I could be assed to partially watch.

Because everyone turns it off as soon as he starts talking about race.

Gavin's show is awesome, and he wants to do it 5 days a week.

They've done one episode of NYC Crime Report with Pat Dixon and it was really funny. Sheer fucking brutality talking about victims of crime.

And then there's "Ant Hates Niggers" for 3 hours a day, 5 days a week.

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And that's where an interesting delivery, context and motive come in to play. It's a talent when done well.

The opposite of how Ant comes across when he sinks into his isolated, warm and familiar rabbit hole he calls, "an honest and open discussion on race".

He really dropped the ball, bottom line. So many ways he could have taken this solo venture but this is what we're left with... sad.

Yeah but it shows what a dud anthony turned out to be. Gavin does talk about race all the time, yet he's consistently entertaining, funny & really spontaneous & witty. His segments never drag on like cumia's. Ant's so lazy he thinks if he has a B or C grade celebrity on he'll some how be able to make an entertaining show out of talkinng to them for 2 paint drying hours.

Meanwhile Gaven gets a fuck load more entertainment out of people you've never seen or heard of before & that's a heap more talent.

So what's the problem?

Yeah we get it, black people commit crimes, but it's okay if you're a white guy who sells cocaine with his guitar playing brother as long as you don't get caught.

Yes. We are all in agreement. O&A entered a few years of twitter talk and youtube clip watching. They simply stopped doing entertaining breaks or trying to improve a single thing and Ant carried that style into his own show.

Also like a lot of funny people he has transitioned into the "i'm going to make a difference by illuminating social issues" phase of his unfunny decline and it's fucking annoying.

Ant is a terrible lead / main presenter. Far better playing 2nd / 3rd mic and sniping lines / riffing but I think he likes the spotlight too much to step back like that.

Hopefully he makes some drastic staff changes and something clicks one day but until then it's a complete diarrhea diaper of a show.

The only thing that will click one day is the hammer of his gun and it ain't going to be pretty.

it ain't going to be pretty

Who would even notice another hole in Anthony's face?

Its fucked up but I am somewhat enjoying the fall from glory both of these guys are having. Reality is starting to hit them like a freight train.

I don't, I fucking miss Opie and Anthony. People should boycott both shows until they kiss and make up.

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Anthony is too drunk and Opie is too delusional. It'll take both of them having brother Joe like numbers to admit failure to themselves

I was willing to give Ant plenty of time to get his shit together.
But a year later there has not really been any improvement at all.

He won't learn until suckers stop giving him their money.

My bet is that he has enough money from investments and savings and really doesn't care about making millions every year so he does the show HE wants so he can get a few dedicated listeners and can make a little something. Then again, I really hope his house forecloses at some point.

Well that took a turn

I hope it forecloses and a black family moves in.

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really doesn't care about making millions every year

So why is he charging for a podcast and playing bullshit ads?

You think thats making him millions?

Yeah, it's awful.

Opie and Anthony have both separately become versions of stuff they used to Jocktober.

Ant has become Scorch and Opie is Todd.

...holy shit that's actually really accurate

It's really fucking bad. Someone needs to lock Opie and Anthony into a closet and not make them come out, until those faggots are sucking each other's cock and eventually getting the show back together. Even the latter, awful years of O&A was 100x better than the current shit they put out separately. At least 2013-2014 O&A was vageuly listenable.

I blame Jimmy. We don't hear once of him trying to get them back together. Fucking get to work worm.

It all boils down to Ant being a great sidekick. He's not a Howard Stern or Adam Carolla who can carry a show. Ant is essentially the colour guy all of a sudden in charge of calling the game.

What do you think Stern is? Listen to him without either Artie, Billy or Jacky. Hes a jewish grandmother and worse than Ant solo. Not that we'd know with his cackling hole always by his side.

I think both are out of their prime, but the Howard Stern Show is better than the Anthony Cumia Show. Though I do think Ant is a funnier person.

I agree with the coloured guy part.

TIL TayNez hasn't listened to Howard Stern in a long, long time.

I listen to all new live shows. The show was better in previous years, sure, but there ya go.

You spelled color wrong you bellend.

Not in the great white north my friend!

it morphed in to a shitty looking Scorch style TV show.The cunt and his fans are obsessed with what the set looks like!!

The last ep had 40 comments and they were mostly complaining about the audio and green screen. Wackbag does monthly listening threads. My sub ended and didn't reup. He just reads the internet and is positive about bad guests. When he left Sirius he should have agreed with OnJ they could bash each other for entertainment value.

Yeah- it fucking stinks

From Willie Mays to Billy Mays.

This deserves a kiss on the bottom.

;)

I'm looking forward to the next transition his show takes. It's going to be 2 hours of Anthony doing what he does best and going back to his roots - he's going to be knocking tin and fabbing sheet metal ductwork on camera while he complains about his Mexican co-workers.

That'll be more entertaining than some of the shows I've seen lately.

A damn good idea for his reality show is to have him take a 9-5 gig as a tin knocker again and film him the whole time. I think that could be really funny. He's said it was his worst nightmare.

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dude you're fucked brother joe is gonna get you

Ye pretty much. If he wasn't such a megalomaniac he might actually get a 2nd/ 3rd mic and create..you know..an actual show.

It was obviously gonna be a dud from the beginning. But Anthony was fired and had to figure out something. It's not like he quit O&A because he had this vision that he could do better shows on his own.

I've gotten more enjoyment from the Gavin McInnes Show than I have from TACS in 14 months.

TACS is simply one of the worst things going on right now. Just Anthony in arrested development, withering away as a human being, getting worse at the things he used to be good at.

LOS is infinitely funnier and Gavin is better at reactionary politics. Anthony is effectively redundant on his own network.

Yup... LoS & TGMS > TACS

Because Gavin doesn't hate black people.

Hate makes people stupid.

Reminds me of that story Gavin told about black female intern at his company writing notes about 200 years of slavery and they still have her doing grunt work

The big winner in the O&A breakup? Brother Joe!

Not James Norton who got 30 percent raise?

I can't bring myself to listen to TACS. Out of the hours I've spent listening on YouTube to the Best of...if that's the best then that show stinks.

And I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion but I've been listening to the O&J show since the breakup and it's really beginning to get good. Opie has really found his comfort with the shows format. Sorry guys but I can't agree that O&J stinks as much as TACS....it's just not true

Yep.

Opie is a blithering idiot, but Jim is still funny and Sirius still gets the best guests.

Yeah there are shows from O&J that are complete ass.

But for the most part it has improved in the last 2 months. It seems like Opie and Jim got fed up with the boring adult-like discussions about the news. Now they just trash whoever is in the news. The new camera setup is also a really nice addition.

Crackle Crackle

But with the studio in NYC now, Jimmy is dropping in to hang all the time! It's just like the old days, but with a neck-high desk!

I'm not surprised in the least that Anthony's show turned out to be the drizzling shits. It always struck me as being a paid version of Live from the Compound. While that was gay enough, he's somehow managed to make it even gayer by trying to make it into some late night talk show ripoff, with his stupid desk and stupid relaxed suits with the shirt open, like he's a serious host but he knows how to let his hair down and have fun. Get fucked.

What's more surprising to me is the amount of people who keep willingly hitching their star to Anthony's shit-filled wagon. I mean, not that LOS, the lord of the hipsters, and a couple of other middling shows are big gets, but the fact that they went with Anthony at all baffles me. I assume either their success is greatly exaggerated by the people here, who hardly make up a fair representation of normal functioning society as a whole, or they just feel obligated to throw Anthony a bone because he's really struggling since his firing.

At some point I think it will come to a point where these shows either just die completely or they realize that they don't need or want Anthony and leave him for something else. If Anthony's "network" is truly a viable thing, then maybe LOS or whoever will offer to buy it and just let Anthony disappear from his own network, and rename it something else.

I think Anthony was smart enough with his money that he probably won't lose his house or something, but I don't see his show or this "network" of his in general lasting for years to come. It's going to fall apart and fade away for one reason or another. The way it is set up just doesn't make sense in the long run.

I subscribed for a year and that was enough. It was fun to have the guy back to listen to for a while, but there were so many things that I couldn't deal with anymore with the show that a renewal was out of the question. Being live has no appeal to me, uninteresting porn/stripper/whatever girls don't make good guests, times when there's no guest is just as bad, race/gun rants get old, pre/mid show advertising detracts greatly (especially given that we're paying for the content already), technical foibles...the list goes on as well.

In a time where there's nigh unlimited content available, Anthony's "brand" or whatever doesn't hold up when there's other things that are simply a better value. He can try to pass it off as not being a podcast by calling it a "webcast" or whatever else, but it's a subscription based podcast trying to find a place when there's many other things available, which aren't locked behind a paywall, that do a better job of it.

My sub ends in October. As of now I have no plans to renew it, if Ant somehow magically changes into a different person I will consider it but we all know that's not happening.

Find a Zoltar machine.

I thought we've all been in agreement for a long time

Todays show 36 comments. Studio audience 9. Retweets 50 - 100 average. Subs ?

I'm sure sub numbers will be over inflated

Management doesn't give Ant the numbers.

good Lord. If he's even getting a hundred times that may subs, that works out to less than $8000 in revenue per year. OUCH.

huh? i dont understand your math. isnt it like 50 bucks a year? 8000 / 50 = 160 yearly subs.

I can't even figure out what I was trying to say, and I WROTE the post

Why do you think he added LoS, Gavin, Pat Dixon, and I heard rumors about Ari.. He knew his show alone wasn't going to pay the bills. Pretty fucking smart by him to be honest, all of those shows are far better than his.

Definitely. LoS is the best show on the network, but TACS can pull a great show out with the right guests.

What do you mean?

You can go watch Anthony watch a movie, who wouldn't want to pay a subscription for that?

Yes it sucks. Ant is an all time funny person to me and provided me with so many laughs and great bits I can go back and listen to, but TACS is just god awful. Even the few bits that are any good still suck, they're just not as bad as the rest of the show.

It's sad and makes me sad.

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The ship has sailed. The entire environment and all the players from the O&A world have all seriously gone downhill. And there's no shortage of options for media now. Completely different from when they were forced off WNEW. That was a real quandary for an O&A fan. Now its been so awful since even before Ant's exit...why bother at all. Move on. And they all love the continued attention, good or bad (especially Opie), they either think they still have heat, or they enjoy the "haters" giving attention as well. What would be great would be if this place and every other online outlet to them just dried up. That would get the point across to them, that they fucked up that badly and ruined a good thing.

Ant pretty much burned the final bridge when he cut ties with Opie. Now Ant doesn't have Opie's retarded audience anymore, Ant has to settle with his own retarded audience alone.

Opie kinda burned that bridge too.

God, I can't tell you how much I wish they had fired Opie instead. We think Ant acted like an idiot, can you even imagine what Opie would have done if they had fired him over cakestomp or something?

I gave up on it a while ago. It's a fucking joke.

I don't think id even watch It if it was for free on community television.

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He's jumped the gun.

He should suck on the gun.

He owns every gun.

Yes. Yes we can.

You must be so proud your jizz, /u/DassRaciss /u/Lilcumia /u/Hardly_Davidson, have grown up to become such dutiful parrots.

I enjoy their commentary sir, but i had nothing to do with the independent conclusions they objectively came to. Kudos to them say I!

I keep subscribing and watching sporadically, mostly out of nostalgia. Not that long ago, Anthony made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt on an almost daily basis. Now I just keep watching and waiting for it to happen again but it's not there. I just don't know why changing the format got rid of all the humor.

His references have been cut down to Jaws and Columbo. He thinks he's being viewed as the host of the Tonight show and clowns for the camera. He constantly rips off Chip, which I know he says is an homage but it sucks and it's embarrassing when he does it. I really miss being legitimately entertained by Anthony.

No

TACS sucks, Gavin rules. End of story.

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No. I enjoy having Cumia around and with Gavin and LOS, it's turning out to be awesome.

I do wish the technical issues would get worked out though. The audio and lighting seem to be done by an amateur. It's a pay service so I feel Ant should hire some pros.

I like TACS and I like the new additions to the show and all the effort they put into giving the fans a great show. And yes I'm a fan.

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I only occasionally watch TACS if the guest is someone I like.

I have been keeping my sub for Legion of Skanks. It's more my speed and features much less if any race/political talk.

Same situation here.

Yeah, most episodes suck. Really suck. "droning, draining, and unlistenable"-suck. But I can't completely write it off, and anybody who does is being disingenuous. Every once in a while there's a very funny or interesting episode: Walking on Greggshells, the first Colin episode, most Jimmy episodes, Soder, DiPaolo, ESD, the one with Jackie and Stuttering John.........

Tomorrow's episode is guaranteed to be worth a watch, too. I'll probably re-sub just for it, as I'm a big Artie Lange fan.

In hindsight, Anthony should have thrown all the money he could have at Soder. I don't think Dan would have taken the gig, as he's got his eye on bigger/more mainstream things, but it would have been worth a shot. I think it would have been the only thing this side of hiring Jimmy that would have made TACS listenable on a daily basis.

Anthony clearly can't get and keep listeners by himself.

You can say that for O&J too. I still like Jimmy and they can get good guest every now and then.

Artie Lange finally on TACS? Jesus, I need a free download without using a torrent. I tried it last time and it crippled my computer that I didn't have it for a month. Soooooo many viruses.

It's so believable that happened.

Lol @ clicking ANTHONYCUMIASHOW.EXE links & not expecting to conk your computer over.

If you're not a woman, you're an idiot.

For the most part, yes. Anthony's great when he has other people to bounce off, something pretty much everyone else has pointed out already. He had no choice, though. He had to ride the popularity he had on the show for as long as possible to maintain his lifestyle.

I still think that both him and Opie should bury the hatchet and Opie should become a semi-regular on TACS. This will: (1) rejuvenate the subscribers; (2) allow us to see the two of them interacting, something we couldn't do on O&A; and (hopefully) (3) allow them to become comfortable with each other again and put on a great show.

It's a win-win. Maybe Opie will stop aging so fast and Anthony will enjoy his first slice of humble pie when he admits that he needs his mildly irritating former partner to be as entertaining as he was. It's a vain hope, but the possibility of seeing a new TACS episode titled "Opie & Anthony" is the only thing that keeps me coming back.

Would you want to be friends with someone like Opie?

Good for their careers? Maybe. Opie is more than "mildy" irritating.

I wonder what people really think will happen if Opie and Anthony magically get back together. Do you think radio gold will just be created at that moment? Do we forget how terrible the show was becoming well before Anthony was fired?

All three of them are waaaaay too far past the deep end for any possibility for that old show that we loved to come back. There's no more Patrice, most of the comics grew out of them, Jimmy's self-loathing is gone, Opie is a viral video obsessed retard, and Anthony is too far gone into his race baiting hatred to be bothered to get that nerdy, funny guy back that we used to like.

It's fuckin over, dude, and it's never coming back.

Is it really? I assumed if anything Jimmy's self-loathing would have intensified after everything that's happened with greggshells.

Hopefully you are right. Jim is the only one I still like.

I like this idea, but I doubt Sirius would allow it to happen.

Sadly, yes.

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yeah. cancelled sub once because it expired or something. Re-signed and Gavin is awesome, i like LOS and yeah TACS is shitty up until the one moment Ant has something witty to banter with someone like Jimmy.

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I think after the move to the city the show's quality has improved. I definitely enjoyed it, and not to mention TGMS & LOS, which is awesome too. The only thing that i hate is Rat's incompetence and his inability to admit when he fucked up, it's so fucking infuriating. I wish Ant would hire a professional.

And wow, so many haters here, i would rather watch TACS than listening to O&J anyday.

Who the fuck is Rat anyway? Was he ever involved with O&A at all?

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Yeah, but it brought us the Gavin McInnes Show so I don't mind it.

As a former O&A fan who always thought Ant was the funniest one - of course I subscribed to TACS.

I respect Ant for picking himself up after his firing and at least trying to do it himself without the backing of a billion dollar corporation.

All this hatred and negativity towards Ant baffles me. I do wish he would listen to the fans more and honor their requests but - I like Ant, he likes the same movies, tv shows, shit as I do.

Moreover, I do hate Opie and want to see him fail and Ant succeed. That for me is reason enough to stay subscribed. My hatred for Opie.

Maybe I am an utterly deluded Jesse Ventura conspiracy theorist but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the hatred towards Ant is funded by Opie himself - a man who openly buys twitter followers.

I can understand how some people dislike him - Blacks, anti gun people, men with young daughters but if I have ever been sure of anything in my life it is that Anthony was the talented one out of O&A and that the Opieradio show is the most terrible unlistenable unbearable hunk of shit excuse for a radio show I could ever conceive of.

Holy shit, I'm amazed you had time to type that while you were sucking off Ant.

He is an incredibly flawed human. Funnier than Opie? Sure. His flaws are fucking flaws though, and to just look over them is just immature.

By the way if you called the show a few years back and bashed Opie like that your shining hero would trash real hard.

I like the show

I'll chime in and say I disagree. I like Ant's show when he's got good guests on, and for the most part it's pretty decent even without a good guest. Yes, there are times I just turn it off because it's not doing anything for me, but that happens with literally every podcast/radio show I enjoy.

But Cumia has brought on the Skanks and they fucking rock. Seriously, go listen to their free catalog. They're fucking fantastic.

I don't listen to Gavin that often but man they guy knows how to be entertaining. If I've ran out of things to listen to I'll put him on and I'm never dissapointed. If you take him seriously you're not understanding the character he's portraying.

So yeah, I like TACS, I'll even keep paying for it. I have money and I like to support the entertainment that engages me. I will admit, however, I was not going to renew my sub until the Skanks were signed, and honestly, Ant's show picked up right around then too.

With such critical talk, sounds like you don't watch anymore. I suggest you create an account called FormerTacsSub. Let everyone know how you feel.

Fuck no I don't watch anymore you Cumia cum gargling faggot

Welcome back FormerTacsSub, why do you keep deleting your accounts?

Who is that your boyfriend? Is your opinion that T.A.C.S. Is good what's ur point? Weigh in on the issue SlipperySlopeGuy

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Nice alt account /u/DassRaciss. One of many to upvote your other accounts and stalk, doxx girls on this subreddit.

Haven't watched it in couple weeks, wouldn't know. Therefore haven't commented on it since I'm not OBSESSED about cumia. Let's get back on point here, FormerTacsSub aka Former_Tacs_Sub why do you keep deleting your accounts?

I'm not him, but ur clearly SlipperySlopeGuy.

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so stop namedropping it when literally no one was talking about it you zilch

No, not really.

Haven't watched in a while, this isn't really a thing is it?

Artie Lange finally on TACS? Jesus, I need a free download without using a torrent. I tried it last time and it crippled my computer that I didn't have it for a month. Soooooo many viruses.

I blame Jimmy. We don't hear once of him trying to get them back together. Fucking get to work worm.

You can say that for O&J too. I still like Jimmy and they can get good guest every now and then.