"Being a single father is fuckin hard... PERIOD!"

Men don't know what it's like to have to breast feed in public, as a single father, I know the struggle bro.

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How fast do you think Opie will block/report a DivorcedOpie account with a countdown timer and odds until?

This must happen.

I don't use twitter but I imagine it would be bald opie making sad tweets either overtly or couching them in things like "all this time now, what to do?"

"You know, since i have the two kids this weekend..."

Maybe Florentine will come on the show and make Opie talk to callers about it like Opie did to him.

I wonder if his wife will want his kids to call their step father "dad" or if he go by his regular name, Bam.

I love that everytime Louis is in and they talk about kids you can tell instandly that he's a terrible parent

Will his wife get half his bits?

*tits

Opie G.H.

At that point he'll be without a show. His wife will leave him the second he loses his show.

When Opie's out and about with the family everyone thinks he's with his daughter and grand-kids.

If that loogaroo does it'll be a pena di morte for Opie and justice for Steve C.

We should all hope the show is cancelled by then.

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I've literally never heard him say "As a father" before

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