"...and here we have a rather common little creature that is typical to find in the mid-Atlantic region of North America; the middle-aged Nasal Jew. This particular specimen is a female who has already found her partner, and has thus relinquished all efforts to maintain her looks and sexual appeal. The heavy black rings under her eyes signify her age and hatred of her life, as well as the stress caused by her mating-partner's personality. Evidence of which can also be found through the rather defined mouth wrinkles which fall down from her nose to her cheeks, another sign that she has spent many hours of her life frowning at her husband's tom-foolery. Also notice the thick, unplucked brows and the darkness of the hair close to the scalp; typical traits of any specimen of the Jew species. However, this female also possesses odd characteristics less associated with the Jew - notice her nose; not curved and pointed like the typical Jew, but instead bulbous and humped like a Jake LaMotta nose. Yet, as a result of her upbringing she is still able to draw out the high-pitched, whiny, nasally sounds typically associated with her kin. Then, you can also see the Kirk Douglas bum-chin - a good indicator that her ancestry may also have mixed with Southern European at one point. But, nevertheless, this particular creature is still a typical representation of her kind - aged and withered, with a depressing sense that life has passed her by."
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12 DoubleGuns 2015-09-04
[David Attenborough voice]
"...and here we have a rather common little creature that is typical to find in the mid-Atlantic region of North America; the middle-aged Nasal Jew. This particular specimen is a female who has already found her partner, and has thus relinquished all efforts to maintain her looks and sexual appeal. The heavy black rings under her eyes signify her age and hatred of her life, as well as the stress caused by her mating-partner's personality. Evidence of which can also be found through the rather defined mouth wrinkles which fall down from her nose to her cheeks, another sign that she has spent many hours of her life frowning at her husband's tom-foolery. Also notice the thick, unplucked brows and the darkness of the hair close to the scalp; typical traits of any specimen of the Jew species. However, this female also possesses odd characteristics less associated with the Jew - notice her nose; not curved and pointed like the typical Jew, but instead bulbous and humped like a Jake LaMotta nose. Yet, as a result of her upbringing she is still able to draw out the high-pitched, whiny, nasally sounds typically associated with her kin. Then, you can also see the Kirk Douglas bum-chin - a good indicator that her ancestry may also have mixed with Southern European at one point. But, nevertheless, this particular creature is still a typical representation of her kind - aged and withered, with a depressing sense that life has passed her by."
7 Me007gold 2015-09-04
That's a man in a wig isn't it?
12 JMueller2012 2015-09-04
Justin? Well it has been debated
7 baraksobamas 2015-09-04
Jewey
3 bizzlbone 2015-09-04
almost too jewey
2 feignsc2 2015-09-04
Surpassing Susie Essman levels of Jewey.
3 mrta66 2015-09-04
Their poor kid. Hate on Opie all you want but at least he procreated with someone with decent genes
3 kevin121312 2015-09-04
I think you mean jeans because that woman looks like the old gremlin.
5 ib--90 2015-09-04
well let me tell you something, mean jeans!
3 TheDarkFezRises 2015-09-04
Bert Kreischer in the comments says it's hilarious, and that guy really knows what's funny.
2 kevin121312 2015-09-04
Stop foolin' around, that's Sandy Kane without the makeup.
2 LightBulbExpert 2015-09-04
It's not nice it just exists
2 McGowan9 2015-09-04
A bag-over-the-head jobbie.
2 teeshirtspleez 2015-09-04
wow, super slapped with the Yamaka
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-1 jamieblake 2015-09-04
I suck on those jew tits everyday of the week and twice on Sunday