Anyone have a Lady Di update?

4  2015-09-03 by uppity-negro

Haven't heard updates about her in a while. Might have something to do with not listening to speak of, but mildly interested as to how the pig is doing.

29 comments

she's drunk

How many natty icessssss Di? Heard you bought a rocketship and are living on Jupiter.

Oh no no no. I didn't build a rocketship and I don't live on Jupiter.

Ding

HE SAID BOUGHT A ROCKETSHIP YOU ALCOHOLIC NOTHING!

Oh no no no. I didn't buy a rocketship.

and only 15 natty ice's in

Do I have a Lady Di update?

Whatever happened to stalker patti?

She was in the audience during one of Ants shows.

She was tranquillised and sent to Central Park Zoo for the Water Buffaler enclosure

27.3%-probability she's slumped over in front of Burger King.

She's been meeting people there regularly. I wish I was joking.

https://twitter.com/OrbaniDiana/status/638511675197530112

Is she holding one of those spin signs?

No no no, I'm not the Burger Queen.

She's a beggar

Oh no no I only eat them.

Youre fucking kidding me. She begs in front of Burger King?

Well, it's better than sucking hobo cock for crack money

Well I imagine at least one of her hands is busy trading handies for Whopper coupons.

@OrbaniDiana

2015-09-01 00:40 UTC

Back in front of the Burger King again.


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No, Shes dead!

She was very badly raped, you see!

Sucking hobo dick as Opie always said

She might've jumped shit because she had enough of the Opie Radio Morning Zoo.

Two words: hobo cum.

She called Jimmy's advice show. Moaned that nobody would answer her calls on air, Jimmy explained because she's a drunken mess who refuses to acknowledge her imminent death. She denied a problem, he hung up cause the show was done. I glanced at her twitter the other day, She's begging/blowing at Burger King again and asking followers to visit her...

Holy shit she goes to Burger King a lot!!

"I've slowed down on my drinking, this is only my third 6% abv beer before 10 AM on an empty stomach"

ahahahaha Get it. She's a fat alcoholic mess ahahahaha so many lulz