Failed Opie "bits"?

2  2015-09-03 by ScoliOpie

Here's a failed Opie "bit" that he harping on about. The time where he got turned on by looking at balloons that looked like tits. The irony.

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All of them?

You weren't a fan of baby diaper mustache?!

More of a ketchup challenge man myself

"Fezes from accross the globe" during Jocktober is by far my least favorite piece of drivel that he has ever tried to push. It was unfunny, uninteresting, and his enthusiasm whenever he brought it up was vomit enducing. But if there was one redeeming nugget of value to it, it always made me laugh when he would bring it up and then immediately get put on the "Pay no mind" list by Jim and Ant.

Pretending to be mad at Bam for making a sex tape.

The wacky stunts he promoted that never happened. something about making it rain money or the dollar bill with the marking, find it and make money?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHNZC7lc5mw

God this is just so genuinely fucking stupid, it never fails to brighten my day.

Has he ever explained it? It seems like something Jim woulda done as a Chip video.

From what I understand he just never did it and never brought it up again.

What an orator. "This is gunna be a vurry....special....yearh."

When he tried to convince everyone Spuds Buckley was a bit and not his true self.

The Opie and Jimmy Show...

Saying "yay pudding!" every time you fart. He took something Jimmy did once (which actually had context, since he ate a lot of pudding the night before and it gave him gas), and Opie wanted to turn it into a "thing."

Another example: ffffffffiddiling

There's the bit where he would read the tweets of all the people who made the same dumb joke on twitter. They would spend 10 minutes reading the same thing over and over and over.

Various contests that never came to fruition. Occasionally they would come up with a contest off the cuff that would actually be successful, like the Pendulum cover one. Most of the time, however, Opie would excitedly throw out some idiotic idea to have to callers make their own song/remix/whatever horseshit, which would subsequently never be mentioned again.

1 favorite, 6 retweets - the O&J virus is spreading across the net!

Opie has gynecomastia. It's actually pretty common.

I've actually never seen his tits. Is there a pic highlighting them?

Let's make a lissssst... Sam where are we at with failed bits?

All.

Of.

Them.

The Opie Raqio Doc Series

Radio

The ultimate failed Opie bit: the fake radio voice. No one has ever laughed at it except Sherrodd.

Life

Extreme male camel toe Wednesdays.

The time they made a joke about doing on air prostate exams then decided that the lawyers wouldn't let them, then acted like they were serious so they could bitch about it like they could actually get guys in studio to do it when they couldn't even get guys to win a jewel encrusted ipad by throwing cherry darts at strippers assholes.

Cereal fight.

The Troy Quan 'mothering fetish' bullshit. So fake and boring.