Opie changed my view that you must be talented to be successful in radio.

I learned that my opinion on what entertains me is not valid because I do not host my own nationally syndicated morning radio show.

I learned that two morons from Long Island can pretend to champion intellectual discussions by having a handful of opinionated comedians on the air. I also learned that political ideologies are based on no substantial evidence, and that a narcissistic moron can convey a false image for fifteen odd years. Oh, and that Opie is a pathetic Howard Stern imitator, who was the "brains" behind every second-rate Stern gag that made them seem like pale copy-artists.

If asked, never go into detail about the extremely suspicious death of your girlfriend in 1983. In fact, just shut the fuck up about that entire year altogether.

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He's talking about this guy that O&A interviewed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6BS1J1IIRU

He was charged with the murder of his girlfriend this week.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/09/02/jimmy-superfly-snuka-charged-with-murder-girlfriend/?intcmp=obnetwork

I learned from Jimmy that gravity exists because the earth is spinning. He is so intelligent.

I learned much from patrice and yimmy most notably how easy it is to fuck a bunch of 10s in Brazil with no bag and have everything turn out for the best.

Only when Patrice was on because he would break things down with his logic and then I would spray my shorts.

I have used that argument many times. Such wonderful simplicity.

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The Black Phillip Show is life changing to listen to.

I learned that the NSA is right to spy on us because TMZ exists.

The radio business is dead, blacks are subhuman, and addiction is like a dopamine drip. That's about the gist of the show.

When I was a little younger Ant and some of the comics made me realize the subtitles of racial subtext in America. Not that I didn't feel a little bit of that, but they really verbalized it so well. Lately Ant and some of the comics have made me realize how they can be bags of shit too. Opies just always been shit.

Lots of times. Though some of the stuff I "learned" I ended up changing my mind on later on too. I'd say from all sources, Patrice probably has the largest share though.

I'm not the kind of guy it applies to, but I thought that Jimmy's little intervention for Sam's pathological cheapness was actually pretty insightful: https://youtu.be/MrpT9Yi2axw?t=1486

He nailed Sam's neurosis so perfectly that Sam - who's notoriously good at verbal jujitsu - couldn't talk his way out of it by the end.

You can't make valid points if you have < 50000 Twitter followers

I learned to be on guard in rest areas when it's cold outside.

O+A has made me extremely impatient with dumbasses, I have a lower tolerance for stupid bullshit, and I fearlessly call said bullshit out wherever I may see it.

Also I call more people cunts. (But only if they're being cunts :)

Choose your old lady over your best friend. Spend next 20 years hating your best friend for your choice even after you break it off with said old lady. Never admit you are wrong. Let everyone know you are great in every phase. In the end, grow tits and be a hater of 'all the haters' who put you on top. End.

O&A taught me that letting your talentless coworker ride your coattails out of loyalty just makes him more insecure and desperate, frequently ruining what the talented people create.

I've learned that y-

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Yeah, stay the fuck away from social media.

Of course not. It's a fucking radio show.