When the Cosby shit was hitting the fan, Chelsea Handler & Janice Dickinson came out the same week and said Cos did or tried to drug them.
I said "You know why he rufie'd Chelsea? He didn't know if he could Handle'er. (Groans) You know why he rufie'd Janice? He didn't know if he could get that DICK IN, SON!!" (Solid laughs)
I did those jokes for 2 weeks. Same reaction every single place. Nobody needed to know that, and I am prepared to be downvoted into that realm the devil lives in in "Legend."
I hope you do your next set while being doused in gasoline by hooded Islamic fundamentalists. When I saw Jihadi John flick the zippo on grainy video footage on CNN, it may elicit a few (solid laughs)
15 comments
4 AntsCamera 2015-09-01
Ohh I get it Dick in your son. Cute.
Uncle Paul is happy you volunteered your kids.
-3 Weirdfellas 2015-09-01
When the Cosby shit was hitting the fan, Chelsea Handler & Janice Dickinson came out the same week and said Cos did or tried to drug them.
I said "You know why he rufie'd Chelsea? He didn't know if he could Handle'er. (Groans) You know why he rufie'd Janice? He didn't know if he could get that DICK IN, SON!!" (Solid laughs)
I did those jokes for 2 weeks. Same reaction every single place. Nobody needed to know that, and I am prepared to be downvoted into that realm the devil lives in in "Legend."
3 [deleted] 2015-09-01
[deleted]
2 SteakSauce66 2015-09-01
And you're not so big.
2 RedOak_Candor 2015-09-01
Is this a fucking Malcolm in the Middle reference?
3 SteakSauce66 2015-09-01
It is a fucking Malcolm in the Middle reference.
1 Weirdfellas 2015-09-01
You're not the boss of me.
1 oskimon 2015-09-01
Angela is.
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-01
I agree with her
1 Scott_Vertical 2015-09-01
I hope you do your next set while being doused in gasoline by hooded Islamic fundamentalists. When I saw Jihadi John flick the zippo on grainy video footage on CNN, it may elicit a few (solid laughs)
-1 Weirdfellas 2015-09-01
Can I use that?
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-01
Yes
1 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2015-09-01
Good one, dummy.
0 Weirdfellas 2015-09-01
What do YOU do for a living, character?
3 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2015-09-01
I'm retired. 57 years young.
1 Genericscreen 2015-09-01
I remember when I used to babysit ya'.. surree