Piggy Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence are BFFs! These cool girls like to chug wine. How edgy??!!

0  2015-08-28 by unclepaul84

21 comments

Two white blonde girls are friends and hang out now and again = media story....maybe isis has a point.

Besides being blonde, they're also huge stars in their chosen professions. Surprised you missed that element of the story!

even with that addition, how is it really a story anybody should care about?

Who said anyone should care about it?

I bet they lube up Jennifer Lawrence's Oscar & fuck each other with it

It beats having a taxi driver rifle around your beef curtains for loose change like a musty old couch.

*beats MAKING a taxi driver rifle around your beef curtains for loose change like a musty old couch.

I've never heard her tell that story, but if that's the phrasing she uses maybe she's not completely unfunny.

I didn't know Jennifer Lawrence and Dom Deluise knew each other.

I've already seen Jennifer Lawrences spread pussy and her with a cumshot on her face, and Amy Schumer is gross. Why would I care about any of them

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Why do they think people care that they're friends? It's like the hot girl befriended the funny fat girl and we should all know about it, they're quite the odd couple, gang!

It's really not flattering for either of them. Amy is clearly the girl that Jennifer has around to make herself look better. It makes it obvious that Amy is the fat loser friend and that Jennifer has low self-esteem because she has to constantly be around a significantly uglier girl.

Stop crying.

She is so deep in the shit. Whatever demonic sacrifice comes of her fame is going to be fucking brutal.

I chug wine all the time but the only time people write about it are in police reports.

That's edgy mahhnnnnn

I liked that scene at the end of Trainwreck. God DAMN IT, what a faget. If I was at the concert I probably would have thought it was "cute."

I really need to start listening to more Shai Hulud.

They're the new rat pack, faggot.

Inb4 piano taking the weight joke.

I'm too late to the inb4 amy schumer white knight faggots post.

Haha you misunderstood.

*beats MAKING a taxi driver rifle around your beef curtains for loose change like a musty old couch.

I've never heard her tell that story, but if that's the phrasing she uses maybe she's not completely unfunny.