The Faggot's Guide to O&A Sub Karma

0  2015-08-26 by [deleted]

The hivemind at /r/opieandanthony is frighteningly strong.

If you want upvotes do this:

  • While /r/opieandanthony is schizophrenic in their relationship with Anthony, Opie hate is ALWAYS welcome.

  • Imply Opie's children are fathered by Bam Margera

  • Joke about Opie's breasts

  • HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON

  • Reference one of Jimmy's characters, particularly Chip, Uncle Paul, or Edgar

  • Claim Anthony is a pedophile - bonus points if you put down his girlfriend, too

  • Jerk each other off over Bennington or The Bonfire

  • Make a post saying TACS sucks

  • FUDGIE WUDGIE BARS

  • Praise Amy Schumer

  • Burp, sniff, vurry good

If you want downvotes do this:

  • Agree with ANY of Anthony's political idealogy

  • Admit Opie has been funny at some point in his career

  • Say Patrice was overrated

  • Claim that any segment on TACS is funny or original

  • Argue that Opie should have done more to save Anthony's job

  • Post that Anthony didn't do anything to get fired

  • Claim there are people with multiple accounts altering votes

  • Suggest that Sam Roberts is anything other than an ethnically ambiguous ass kisser

  • Make a meta post about the sub

13 comments

What's your story, character?

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Praising Amy Schumer = Upvotes

That doesn't seem right.

yeah no way, Schumer bashing get you huge points

You forgot the following upvotes:

  • Philly Crew
  • Father Doris
  • How to Chain Your Dragon
  • "This Is How We Do It"

Also forgot

  • use of the word "peckahs"

How to cement yourself as an absolute douche; call everyone a faggot and then delete your account

I don't understand how anyone cares this much about karma and their anonymous reputation that they had to delete it. What a bitch you are, and I know you're reading this, bitch boy.

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Cry about it

Ha, I knew Anthony couldn't resist posting here!

pretty accurate. the lemming mentality here is a cult leader's wet dream, and I hope for a Jonestown ending for most of you.

Why did you delete your username faggit? Come to the comments and account for yourself.

Faggots.

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