You think very lowly of children. My 4 year old asked me the other day out of nowhere "I wonder what comes after Earth and after people? Cause I won't be around to see it."
He has this weird thing where he gets an insult (or even just a term) in his head and he absolutely has to use it as soon as possible, as many times as possible, even when it's not appropriate. "Size queen" was a big one a few years ago, he'd use it as a generic insult.
Caller: You guys suck, you talk about this shit every day.
Waiting for the obligatory "you DUMMIES thought that was a real slam? It was suppose to be stupid! How stupid are you for not realizing I meant it to be stupid! That's the joke! You DUMMIES!"
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38 panjshirlion 2015-08-25
That's such a weird, irrelevant slam, too.
"The show stunk." "Only premature ejaculators say things like that!"
He's a child.
26 mrta66 2015-08-25
and worst of all I think the term is two pump chump
19 kgt5003 2015-08-25
3 pumps is not premature at all as far as I'm concerned. That is a pretty decent run.
1 segasarnold 2015-08-25
Especially when tits is a cuck and gets zero pumps he's envious.
1 Wsallgood 2015-08-25
I mean, I got off. Mission accomplished in my book.
1 kgt5003 2015-08-25
Sex with a girl is a race to orgasm and I am undefeated.
9 BoardroomBimmy 2015-08-25
hahaha he can't even get that right
1 DontUnclePaul 2015-08-25
One pump chump, keeps the assonance.
15 winkleham 2015-08-25
It's actually a funnier burn written like this.
10 MonsteRain 2015-08-25
which is why Opie didn't say it
4 nolasen 2015-08-25
You think very lowly of children. My 4 year old asked me the other day out of nowhere "I wonder what comes after Earth and after people? Cause I won't be around to see it."
He's a fucking retard, plain and simple.
5 youronebreastedlife 2015-08-25
but have you ever really thought about water?
4 Z-Tay 2015-08-25
Don't you ever wonder what makes salt water taste so salty?
1 [deleted] 2015-08-25
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1 [deleted] 2015-08-25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZesOI11Ehwg
2 SMOKIN-ON-BIEBERS 2015-08-25
Haha watching that shit right now man funny fucking show
1 dankfranklin 2015-08-25
He has this weird thing where he gets an insult (or even just a term) in his head and he absolutely has to use it as soon as possible, as many times as possible, even when it's not appropriate. "Size queen" was a big one a few years ago, he'd use it as a generic insult.
Caller: You guys suck, you talk about this shit every day.
Opie: Oh shut up, you fffuckin, size queen. Huh-huh-huh-huh, size queen.
2 TrackSuitVos 2015-08-25
Just like "cuck" here.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2015-08-25
And every insult word he has ever used he copied directly from jimmy.
1 Houghton91 2015-08-25
I think he wrote his comeback from his mancave.
26 Snake_____86 2015-08-25
The breast pump chump Hughes.
25 xxmikekxx 2015-08-25
Waiting for the obligatory "you DUMMIES thought that was a real slam? It was suppose to be stupid! How stupid are you for not realizing I meant it to be stupid! That's the joke! You DUMMIES!"
10 BeerCanThick 2015-08-25
You have to demonstrate that you are good before you earn the right to be deliberately bad.
3 KenFrenso 2015-08-25
ME: THAT'S THE BIT!
2 crazyeight1337 2015-08-25
do these FUAHAWWKKIN HATERS even listen to the show? it was obviously a FHUUUKKKKINN stupid throw away line PERIOD
11 PacinosWig 2015-08-25
I'm now completely convinced that Opie was the inspiration for Chip.
9 CowsAreCurious 2015-08-25
HAAAAAMBURGER!
9 FatJewFromMiami 2015-08-25
ME: I fucking BURIED that cocksucker.
8 Binski13 2015-08-25
I'm just happy out of all those replies, 2 were positive .
7 BeerCanThick 2015-08-25
For HIV!
DVVF DVVF
7 CCRed95 2015-08-25
and he didnt even get the expression right, its two pump. credit where credit is due, gotta give the man a bonus pump
6 RearNakedGrope 2015-08-25
Oof.
5 MonsteRain 2015-08-25
Words must get all jammed up in his senile brain. So many tweets that are just irrelevant and void of humor.
5 [deleted] 2015-08-25
sniff Management loves the new direction of the show, brothaman. sniff Fuckin' haters, man... burp sniff
5 AntsCamera 2015-08-25
3 pump chump, that shit was funny as fuck in the 70's. I am sure he stole it from Howard at one point. Hoo hoo.
5 kevin121312 2015-08-25
FACE
5 imcreggschinkell 2015-08-25
If he weren't so stupid, I would swear opie was fucking with us
4 chippersonlyle 2015-08-25
fawkin skewled that fawkin nerd brugh
4 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2015-08-25
He should be beaten with a bag of bricks.
3 Andy1807 2015-08-25
2 retweets, 9 favorites
3 Moxson4 2015-08-25
I bet Bam wasnt a one pump chump.
2 TweetPoster 2015-08-25
@OpieRadio:
[Mistake?] [Suggestion] [FAQ] [Code] [Issues]
2 baraksobamas 2015-08-25
Is he admitting he only pumps once a minute?
3 AntsCamera 2015-08-25
Torpid sloths work slow, if at all.
Gavin McInnes pegged him perfectly.
2 SteelyD80 2015-08-25
shucky ducky quack quack
1 Opprobriousness 2015-08-25
I wish I could make it to three pumps.
4 hookahreed 2015-08-25
I swear, dis never happened before, awright!!
1 NobleSteed 2015-08-25
I just wanna be on da show
1 Mr_1990s 2015-08-25
Go to break E-Rock.
1 Gibbinsly 2015-08-25
Corny- assed chump. Period.
1 _TheConsumer_ 2015-08-25
Hey, Opester - the proper term is "one pump chump."
You can't arbitrarily shoehorn someone else's words into the term to make it "sting."
A comedic genius such as yourself should understand that.
1 thankyoudrsarno 2015-08-25
Oh yeah? The jerk store called and they're running out of you!
1 Jackatard 2015-08-25
I wonder if he brings that line to the show?
1 silks322 2015-08-25
You don't like the programming on my channel?! Well... well... uhhh... sniff... You're stupid!!
10 MonsteRain 2015-08-25
which is why Opie didn't say it
1 segasarnold 2015-08-25
Especially when tits is a cuck and gets zero pumps he's envious.
1 Wsallgood 2015-08-25
I mean, I got off. Mission accomplished in my book.