Good for them. I hope it floats in Opie's mind as he brings his hand ladden with Percocet to his mouth and reaches with the other toward the brimming glass of vodka. Close your eyes, Opie, go ahead and sleep.
Fuck Amy Schumer. Wait, no... YOU fuck her. I wouldn't fuck her bellybutton.
She's a fat dumpy bitch who's only succeeding because there's a shortage of funny women, and now that she's "arrived" she's turned into another Joe DeRosa, but with shoulders.
I'm not talking about her take, I'm talking about her integrity. As soon as she didn't need the blue comedy paycheck she started spouting off her bullshit SJW views. I hope a chunk of crisco clogs up her jugular.
Anyone who would choose your totally subjective concept of "integrity" over the reality of tens of millions of dollars would be a retard. Same goes for anyone who'd expect her to do that. Mild racism isn't that important.
yeah i don't think she ever made stands on those issues. she just told certain edgy jokes, i never got the impression that they were issues that were important to her.
so her to follow some other line isn't turning back on something she was formerly pushing. it's just protecting her money.
though maybe i'm wrong and she did express disdain for political correctness in the past. i just wasn't listening because she's a chick and she only has "cute" thoughts.
Yeah remember her appearance on Rogan a few years ago in which she whined like a childish cunt about Seinfeld not respecting her just because she's a woman? Well, it worked. Seinfeld brought more diversity to his show by having her on that comedian coffee car thing. She didn't earn it but had it handed to her because she whined.
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8 [deleted] 2015-08-20
Good for them. I hope it floats in Opie's mind as he brings his hand ladden with Percocet to his mouth and reaches with the other toward the brimming glass of vodka. Close your eyes, Opie, go ahead and sleep.
3 LightBulbExpert 2015-08-20
ME: Another comedy genius who broke out on my radio show
2 silks322 2015-08-20
She used to do the show all the time. She gave us some AMAZING radio.
1 uppity-negro 2015-08-20
Fuck Amy Schumer. Wait, no... YOU fuck her. I wouldn't fuck her bellybutton.
She's a fat dumpy bitch who's only succeeding because there's a shortage of funny women, and now that she's "arrived" she's turned into another Joe DeRosa, but with shoulders.
4 truthie 2015-08-20
When did Derosa write and star in a hundred million dollar smash hit?
5 uppity-negro 2015-08-20
I'm not talking about her take, I'm talking about her integrity. As soon as she didn't need the blue comedy paycheck she started spouting off her bullshit SJW views. I hope a chunk of crisco clogs up her jugular.
1 truthie 2015-08-20
Anyone who would choose your totally subjective concept of "integrity" over the reality of tens of millions of dollars would be a retard. Same goes for anyone who'd expect her to do that. Mild racism isn't that important.
3 blackirishlad 2015-08-20
yeah i don't think she ever made stands on those issues. she just told certain edgy jokes, i never got the impression that they were issues that were important to her.
so her to follow some other line isn't turning back on something she was formerly pushing. it's just protecting her money.
though maybe i'm wrong and she did express disdain for political correctness in the past. i just wasn't listening because she's a chick and she only has "cute" thoughts.
but joe is a fucking cunt.
1 mecrag 2015-08-20
Yeah remember her appearance on Rogan a few years ago in which she whined like a childish cunt about Seinfeld not respecting her just because she's a woman? Well, it worked. Seinfeld brought more diversity to his show by having her on that comedian coffee car thing. She didn't earn it but had it handed to her because she whined.
3 uppity-negro 2015-08-20
OMG this guy called me a RETARD.
That hurts, man. Seriously. Btw, you're letting the fries overcook.
-1 truthie 2015-08-20
A well crafted insult, worthy of the Opster himself!
1 TheDarkFezRises 2015-08-20
ME: FFFFFFFFFFFUCK Adam Sandler his movies suck.