ME: I saw the documentree with Morgan....Morgan Sherlock, who's a good friend of the show, the one where he only ate McDonald's for a month. Holy ffffuckk. Ffffuuuccck, just brutal. That kind of food does that to you?? How is it even legal?
Tell us more about what you are looking for: "ME: sniff I'm just uhhh... you know... looking for... uhhhh... oh man, how do you say it... I've been filling out online profiles since I was 18... looking to cheat on my wife. burp Period."
Your best features: "ME: hairline, chest, bottom teeth"
Your features that could use improvement: "ME: none, Anthony got fired"
Describe your sense of humor: "ME: whatever lines the Stangels feed me"
Hey you might be able to help me out. What happened to FormerTacsSub? He deleted his profile. Your obsession about another man's looks is very similar to his. Are you two docking right now?
This is the subreddit where a bunch of obsessed people talk badly about people who they watch and listen to 24/7 while having no other life in the hope they can find something to point at and laugh.
Its kind of like homophobia. The people who are most vocal about their hate are usually the ones in the closet doing the very same deed. Same thing here, just with men obsessing about other men...
There is a difference between skin color and internal feelings, but I have to state that right, because you obviously do not understand that by your statement.
Apparently I hit a nerve with you. Don't worry, we'll all watch you jerk each other off while obsessing about a couple of old men. You may not realize this, but it is rather entertaining from the outside.
35 comments
65 Enriquepollazzo 2015-08-19
Opie doesnt have passions or desires or hobbies or interests.
13 OpiesBreasts 2015-08-19
Well he likes his documentrees.
58 DapperDan0979 2015-08-19
He likes the idea that he likes documentrees.
12 netbent 2015-08-19
Can't wait for his review of supersize me
19 dankfranklin 2015-08-19
ME: I saw the documentree with Morgan....Morgan Sherlock, who's a good friend of the show, the one where he only ate McDonald's for a month. Holy ffffuckk. Ffffuuuccck, just brutal. That kind of food does that to you?? How is it even legal?
8 DapperDan0979 2015-08-19
You mean him explaining to us how a man ate only McDonald's for 30 days? That sort of in-depth analysis?
4 CobraStallone 2015-08-19
And he wouldn't even google the thing and find out that that documentary was rather bunk.
7 Enriquepollazzo 2015-08-19
So true lol
3 WilliamTellAll 2015-08-19
or talents.
36 highflyin 2015-08-19
More like Mrs Hughes name appears on Ashley Madison.
15 mikestl1988 2015-08-19
How dare you sir she would never cheat on Bam
7 chicken-named-mike 2015-08-19
Most accurate.
21 truthie 2015-08-19
I doubt Opie has had sex more than 15 times in his life and 5 of those times involved "marshmallows" in the ass at Geneseo.
19 Slette 2015-08-19
I can just see Opie's profile on Ashley Madison
Turn ons: "ME: Islanders hockey, U2, Buffalo Bills/New York Jets/New England Patriots, Sherrod Small, interrupting people"
Turn offs: "ME: humor, skateboards, haters, intelligence"
Tell us more about what you are looking for: "ME: sniff I'm just uhhh... you know... looking for... uhhhh... oh man, how do you say it... I've been filling out online profiles since I was 18... looking to cheat on my wife. burp Period."
Your best features: "ME: hairline, chest, bottom teeth"
Your features that could use improvement: "ME: none, Anthony got fired"
Describe your sense of humor: "ME: whatever lines the Stangels feed me"
7 zlzl 2015-08-19
Describe your sense of humor: ME: Jokes and phrases Jim used three years ago
2 DeryDerpette 2015-08-19
I can't shake the conviction that Opie smells like turds and bad breath.
2 Slette 2015-08-19
That's probably fairly accurate
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-1 OpaqueOpie 2015-08-19
You seem oddly obsessive about another man's looks, something you like to share with the community?
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0 OpaqueOpie 2015-08-19
Hey you might be able to help me out. What happened to FormerTacsSub? He deleted his profile. Your obsession about another man's looks is very similar to his. Are you two docking right now?
-1 [deleted] 2015-08-19
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-3 AThinkerNamedChip 2015-08-19
This is the subreddit where a bunch of obsessed people talk badly about people who they watch and listen to 24/7 while having no other life in the hope they can find something to point at and laugh.
Its kind of like homophobia. The people who are most vocal about their hate are usually the ones in the closet doing the very same deed. Same thing here, just with men obsessing about other men...
7 RearNakedGrope 2015-08-19
Right, just like all those racists are secretly niggers themselves. Shuttup.
-1 AThinkerNamedChip 2015-08-19
There is a difference between skin color and internal feelings, but I have to state that right, because you obviously do not understand that by your statement.
Apparently I hit a nerve with you. Don't worry, we'll all watch you jerk each other off while obsessing about a couple of old men. You may not realize this, but it is rather entertaining from the outside.
1 ryanasimov 2015-08-19
BestSweetest Boy.............Jim Norton1 Yaseetheo 2015-08-19
More like Key Grip....of PEKAHS!
1 dashnine 2015-08-19
FYI : fezmwhatley at siriusxm was found in the dump...
1 Opiesux 2015-08-19
Why would a pedophile have pics of and old washed up alcoholic?
2 CuckECheese 2015-08-19
I think he meant more as a file trading partner.
1 Opiesux 2015-08-19
Ahh
1 chippersonlyle 2015-08-19
Neither. Keith the cop was on Ashley Madison.
1 rottenseed 2015-08-19
Why would Ant, a 55 year old, pock-marked Italian dog, be on a pedophile's hard-drive?
0 AntsCamera 2015-08-19
Opie is all in on anything his wife likes. (I bet his wife uses Ashley Madison)
You catch that last real Housewives of ******* episode?
Them bitches are hilarious. Quanita, is mad at Shaquanda, because she wore the same dress as her.
THATS RADIO FUCKING GOLD...Ughhhh HAAAAAAATERS.
-3 MaxKawalski 2015-08-19
Gregg Hughes in the Ashley Madison files. He had to get revenge on Lysni for the whole sex tape fiasco.
5 oskimon 2015-08-19
ME: THAT'S THE BIT!
-5 Stud_beaner_69 2015-08-19
Ugh, this gave me douche chills
3 MaxKawalski 2015-08-19
I don't believe you. How much is Opie paying you?