Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
0 2015-08-19 by SkippinTurtles
I was a kid when this movie came out. I love it. Don't like it, fuck you. Or discuss.
0 2015-08-19 by SkippinTurtles
I was a kid when this movie came out. I love it. Don't like it, fuck you. Or discuss.
25 comments
1 aprosbro 2015-08-19
Never watched, but his cameo in Amazon Women on the Moon is good. I do enjoy Dice.
1 joomommyhappy 2015-08-19
It was no "Casual Sex?".
1 xxmikekxx 2015-08-19
It's good in a "this movie is fucking stupid & cheesy but fun to watch" kinda way
1 uppity-negro 2015-08-19
I'm sorry sir, but we can't have such controversial subjects bantered about all willy-nilly. Please control yourself.
1 [deleted] 2015-08-19
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1 Weirdfellas 2015-08-19
You piece of spam.
1 glyde69 2015-08-19
I watched that movie about 500 times when it came out when I was like 10 or 11. I'm not positive, but I think the first time I ever jerked off was to this chick Melody who was reaching up and changing a light bulb and you saw some bottom tit popping out.
1 BigGreenYamo 2015-08-19
Melodi was Kari Wuhrer and a different chick than was screwing in the lightbulb.
I know way too much about this movie.
2 glyde69 2015-08-19
Haha that's too funny. My man knows his Ford Fairlane!
"SUCKIN MY DICK!"
1 BigGreenYamo 2015-08-19
I even had the Ford Fairlane comic books. I was an edgy 12 year old.
1 BigGreenYamo 2015-08-19
I'll do you one better: I fucking loved "Brainsmasher: A Love Story"
The list of celebrities in Ford Fairlane is ridiculous, though.
Also, Pamela Adlon is one of the Pussycats.
1 glyde69 2015-08-19
Yea man, that's another one I loved as a kid. I think the chick from Desperate Housewives shows her tits in that one. As a kid, I loved Dice because I guess he was so "taboo." I don't know how many times me and my buddies watched his HBO special I recorded on a VHS tape.
1 hellhazer 2015-08-19
I liked Adventures in Babysitting better.
1 Weirdfellas 2015-08-19
I drive by the Crossroads Of The World at least once a week and never DON'T think of it being Ford's office. (It's still there and virtually unchanged) I loved this movie growing up.
They had a screening of it in March with the Legend and the writer there in person and it was a fucking blast, there was so much cool trivia I never knew. (DaRosa was there)
I've been fucking around writing a fan sequel to it for literally years, I've written hundreds of pages and just keep changing it or starting over. It's called The Death Of Ford Fairlane, it's like my fucking Magnificent Ambersons. I have so many cool ideas for it but I just can't get it to to come together for some goddamn reason.
I can't remember which movie podcast covered it in the last year, might have been Now Playing or How Did This Get Made, but it was great and it made me happy and I love learning new shit about this movie whenever I can, there's so many crazy fucking stories about it. Renny Harlin was Michael Bay before there was a Michael Bay.
1 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-08-19
What movies do you guys enjoy? Discuss.
0 Snake_____86 2015-08-19
I don't give a care.
-3 OpaqueOpie 2015-08-19
Care to come out of that closet your hiding in? It's widely accepted by society now.
0 Snake_____86 2015-08-19
I'm in here, getting my ass eaten by your mother.
-5 OpaqueOpie 2015-08-19
Trying to grasp your affection for cumia, another man. Seems like you've really taken a liking to him because he has a cock, which you love, but wish he'd do something about his complection. Sound about right?
2 Snake_____86 2015-08-19
Wow what a surprise, your account is a week and a half old. You and your TACS worshipers are the most pathetic fucks in this place. You're all so fucking desperate to get attention from your Klan leader, that you spend all day in this fucking place... begging to get noticed by daddy... making multiple accounts so you can upvote yourself. O&A is so irrelevant anymore to take this fucking seriously.
-3 OpaqueOpie 2015-08-19
Wouldn't your time be better served blocking a highway with the #blacklivesmatter slop rallying for dead cops instead of trolling a defunct subreddit?
3 Snake_____86 2015-08-19
You must be the same fuck that kept posting "How do I get invited to the compound?"
-1 OpaqueOpie 2015-08-19
Come on cuz, just because you and the now deleted FormerTacsSub mount the same big black cock doesn't mean you have to post the same worn out lines. Stop cock gobbling and come up with something original.
3 Snake_____86 2015-08-19
Hey Brother Joe!
2 Snake_____86 2015-08-19
And for someone who keeps throwing out gay allegations, you sure love the word cock coming out of your mouth over and over.
-1 OpaqueOpie 2015-08-19
Hey quay, show one post in my history where I commented on a man's looks. Yours are riddled with them. Only half a fag like you is consumed by cumia's looks.
1 Snake_____86 2015-08-19
I did, and you got to defend a bunch of men's appearances in other threads... and you call me a fag? The show has made a career of making fun of people's appearances, is this news to you?
-1 OpaqueOpie 2015-08-19
English please, that sentence made no sense. Very poor grammar.
-1 OpaqueOpie 2015-08-19
Take some advice. Opie was in the studio with ant, jim & all those comics and he couldn't develope a sense of humor. A twank like you never had a shot of being humorous, your repetitive and boring.