Political Opie said he likes Sanders a lot more now that he's being played by Norm MacDonald

I didn't know McDonald's served chicken! #opieradio

ME: GET IT? OLD PEOPLE HAVE HEALTH ISSUES!

I don't get it. Why does he HOPE that? Does he not like him and hope he has blood pressure issues? What the fuck does that mean?

He's a fucking moron. Dumb motherfucker knows jack shit about politics so all he can bring to the table is, "DURRR HE'S OLD LOL!".

Chip has better material, seriously.

I agree, I guarentee you could go through the audio history of OnA and you could find more clips of someone directly laughing at what chip says than with people laughing at opie

droppin bombs non stop today. damn

Wait til he starts dropping hammers

Or heat sticks.

FIST FULL

I remember after Clarence Clemmons died of heart disease, they were watching some clips of him play with the E Street Band, and Ant said, "The crowd should have been tossing handfuls of Lipitor into his horn."

That's how you do a heart disease joke!

0 / 300,000

What's the retention rate on that?

Hold on I'm really good with the numbersss gimme a sec.

WE HEARD YOU!

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He brings nothing to the table but the most basic non-analysis and hacky jokes. Why would you even want a presidential candidate to take a bunch of blood thinners? What does that even mean here? You want him healthy so he can win or you want him to be attacked and bleed to death? What the fuck?

Also, yeah, "fist full" instead of "fistful." That's what you wanna see from a Communications degree holder who has made 20 million off of 35 years in radio.

I have a feeling that once Opie takes a peek and gets a little taste he's going to be all in with Bernie Sanders

Wonder if socialist Sanders holds dual citizenship like most of jewish white house advisors in both left and right political parties.

You know he calls himself a socialist? Was that like trying to be aggressive politically?

I don't think Bernie is that way, for one thing he supports Palestine which is a no-no even for most leftist Jews. He's the only candidate not getting funds from Goldman Sachs and the like, even of candidates polling much worse than him. And we've seen that we're much more likely to get a Zionist agenda from right wing Christian fundamentalists, they're the biggest supporters of Israel besides Israeli neocons.

From all that I've seen, Bernie Sanders is to Israel's interests, what white liberals are to white interests. You can fret about Bernie's Judaism, but we're infinitely more likely to fight a war for Israel with Jeb Bush or even Hillary in the White House.

this sub has become a subsidiary of /pol/

Then we need more trump memes

I was going to say that he's way too far left to be a big fan of Israel, but apparently he did spend some time on a kibbutz.

ME: My favorite Eastwood movie is "A Fist Full of Dollars".

Vos-spelling motherfucker.

Eugh. He'll never know how awful he is.

I can certainly see why he would take the time out of his vacation to post a gem like this. It just couldn't wait.

What a miserable, hack cunt. Imagine all the stupid shit that flies out of his mouth that even he doesn't think is worthy of putting on the air/twitter.

He might be the only human being on this planet with absolutely no upside. Hitler could paint.

Here is a non-mobile link: https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/633687086042906624

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I have no doubt he has old man strength but I sure hope he swallows blood thinners by the fist full! #FeelTheBern twitter.com

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