For someone so self obsessed with his image I've never understood why he never got his snaggle teefs fixed.

A shotgun wouldn't fix his teeth, he'd need a dentist or orthodontist.

Correct. A firearm would make his dental health considerably worse.

It would almost certainly kill him as well.

Let's not jump to conclusions before we test the theory.

Oh, literal RearNakedGrope

Which is the more infuriating image of Opie?

-TBS Promo Image

-HILARIOUS Twitter profile pic where he's using the flash in the mirror

-HILARIOUS pic from the OpieRadio Youtube Channel of him with WACKY glasses.

His "simple Jack" face anytime he enjoys 12 year old girl activities, like feeding a giraffe or periscoping

simple jack...ha...thats perfect.

The Opester gambolling through a sunny meadow trying to catch a butterfly with a mallet.

This is the man that shits on celebrities who don't remove moles.

Surely that's more of an environmental issue?

Oh shit, here comes the Opie teeth pics for the next week on here.

He has termites in his smile

You're a mean one, Mr. Tits.

Isn't this a promo for his legendary tbs sitcom?

I hate you for this. My teeth are identical to his and I didn't know it til now.

ME: Why can't they figure orthodontics out? FUUUUUUUhhhckk.

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Thanks Jimmy

He's got that 'Sia' tooth

that would be Muuurdaah -Jimcy

Real original shit dick

Way to be nelly negative

a nice hard kick with the heel of your foot would be great too

His "simple Jack" face anytime he enjoys 12 year old girl activities, like feeding a giraffe or periscoping