Right gang?

I love how committed Colin is to his Twitter personality.

One of my favorite Twitter feeds.

I hate twitter more than anything, but Colin's and Patton Oswalt's are the only two I've seen that had actually made me laugh and not infuriated me on a spiritual level.

Ewww you call him Patt

It was supposed to be Patton. Who the fuck would spell Pat with two Ts?

A likely story.

You're right. Me and Patt go way back with Bobby Deniro and Joey Numbers. That's Joe Piscipo to you squares out there.

He prefers to be called Bobb DeNiro.

In ant stop launching.

Inloetaray cannot stop launching at this come duck you it's.

I like Norm MacDonald's. Especially during The Masters.

These tweets infuriate me and I love Colin for doing it :)

Colin's the best

His tweets are the best. I do wish he wouldn't retweet those same 2-3 unfunny guys who are obsessed with him and respond to every tweet with some dumb fucking picture from Goodfellas or Taxi Driver.

I'm still retarded with tweets. I always end up reading screencaps in backwards order.

Those who do not INspire will PERspire.

Colin is a national treasure.

Out of all the funny stuff he does on there you decided to go with these? Most of his tweets are ten times better than this.

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I don't get it. Is there some obvious joke that I'm missing about the synonyms in quotes, or is this just as bland as I think it is?

THATS THE BIT. CQ's twitter is a caricature of every office cooler guy you hate in life. He hasn't broken in 2 years or so

Ah, thanks for the explanation. Glad I don't twitter. Sounds like a Chip Chipperson, just not funny.

Edit: well, fuck me for having an opinion.

I bet you don't find Norm McDonald funny either.

Na, Norm is funny as fuck, but I am the exception around here when I say I don't think Colin has ever made me laugh.

You are a broken person.

I'd actually wager that Colin appeals to (paraphrasing a Dave Atell joke) a sub full of broken toys like this one.

Who hurt you

lol, Bitches, lotsa bitches.

If it helps, I always imagine tweets being read out loud by the person writing them, which in Colin's case always makes me crack up.

"I'm trying to tell you, Twitter is retarded." - CQ

I was wondering if it was an attempt to be as bland as possible and still get retweets. Seems to be what's going on. Kudos to CQ for the troll if that's the case, but he's still doing it on twitter, so I'm torn, and still not laughing.

It's his whole shtick on there

Half of it sounds like this and this, and the other half just sounds like random Col.

I was wondering if it was an attempt to be as bland as possible and still get retweets. Seems to be what's going on. Kudos to CQ for the troll if that's the case, but he's still doing it on twitter, so I'm torn, and still not laughing.