Wait for the cringe inducing "deep"-ness Sherrod, Opie, and Kreischer share... ooooooo "fireworks"

3  2015-08-11 by fawkkyall

19 comments

5  RearNakedGrope 2015-08-11

Ugh.

4  segasarnold 2015-08-11

Bert kreischer is the worst. Fuck your man cave.

2  fawkkyall 2015-08-11

I don't think he's worse but he really really is bad, I caught a whiff of his stink talking about how amazing Doug Stanhope is the other day. he sounded like a 14 year fan girl. Stanhope is funny as shit but there is just something about Kreischer's gushing over shit that makes me want to slap him (of course id only say this on the internet)

1  nazicumfarts 2015-08-11

Never heard of him till now, but...

Albert "Bert" "The Machine" Kreischer is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host. In 1997, as a member of the Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity, he was featured in Rolling Stone as "the top partier" at Florida State University, the "top party school in the US", while he was in his sixth year of college.

... he sounds like such a fucking douchebag.

Kreischer claims that on a college field trip to Russia, he drank with the Russian mob (after accidentally introducing himself with the phrase "Я машина") and even participated in a robbery while intoxicated.

Did'ya?

I hope he finds a lump. Frat-boy attention-tard.

1  justchippinyaaaa 2015-08-11

Never did understand the frat mentality. Sounds kinda gay.

1  nazicumfarts 2015-08-11

I know to stay away from fratfags like this cocksucking douche who say that they "like to party" or shit like that, because I'd end up knocking their fucking teeth out and getting arrested.

1  baraksobamas 2015-08-11

Would'ya?

1  nazicumfarts 2015-08-11

Hahahaha

1  baraksobamas 2015-08-11

It's not hard to understand. Being in a frat is the easiest way to get everything an 18 year old would want. Still wanting the same exact things at 23 is a problem though.

1  baraksobamas 2015-08-11

Fuck anyone that uses the term "man cave"

3  fawkkyall 2015-08-11

awkward situation where Sherrod tries to get Vos to drink and calls Brett Morgan a racist

https://youtu.be/28lSedgXx50?t=2209

edit: and starting right after this Sherrod interrupts everyone, says annoying stupid shit, and visibly annoys Kreischer and Voss. Voss was hilarious with his little comments.

3  RearNakedGrope 2015-08-11

Sherrod thought that was so funny too, like he somehow got the guy to admit he's a racist in such a clever way.

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2  baraksobamas 2015-08-11

Someone says something about coffee

Sherrod: Anything that grows from the ground in Peru is addictive

Opie: YEAAAAAAA BOYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

Fucking EW

1  fawkkyall 2015-08-11

Also, Sherrod over and over expresses that he is this HUGE Nirvana fan. In this interview he didn't know who the drummer and bassist were or that Cobain was from Aberdeen.

edit: But Vos knew the fucking Smithereens were connected with Nirvana

2  baraksobamas 2015-08-11

Was Kurt from Aberdeen? YES! YES! YES!

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1  monkdick 2015-08-11

Why would I listen to this? I would rather roll in broken glass.

2  fawkkyall 2015-08-11

it doesn't fall into the "its so bad its fascinating" category for you?

2  Jaaahhh 2015-08-11

it certainly does for me... already had to close out of the tab once it's so bad. but you can bet your ass I'm gonna go back and listen to the rest of the doucheness.

1  kevin121312 2015-08-11

I guarantee that Sherrod overheard Colin say that fireworks line at the comedy cellar while he was eavesdropping on one of "the table" convos.

Drunk Bert and Avatar-Body Opie acting like Sherrod is some prophet, is fucking BARUTALLLLL.