This sub made Opie enter one of my dreams last night.
15 2015-08-09 by CuckECheese
In the dream, I was in a thrift store that was pretty much empty, except for a shelf of VHS tapes. Opie himself walked in with a look of mischief upon his face. He sat down at the shelf of VHS tapes and I turned around and yelled "Oh shit, the Opester's punning again!" When I turned around, Opie was a 6 year old child version of himself. He was ripping apart the covers of all the tapes and then writing parody titles in crayon on all of the tapes. He turned Star Wars into Star Whores. It was just shitty parody after shitty parody. The worst part is he just kept giggling while he did it, like it was the best shit ever. But it wasn't. It wasn't the best shit ever.
19 comments
18 ScalyRash 2015-08-09
get a dream journal and hang yourself
10 CuckECheese 2015-08-09
In that order?
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-08-09
Yeah, in that order?
16 CuckECheese 2015-08-09
THEY HEARD ME.
-1 Ellenpaosfishface 2015-08-09
tsss yah he shuld SLEEPwalk off a gallows
18 Wsallgood 2015-08-09
OpieRaqio
11 imcreggschinkell 2015-08-09
Star Whores is too funny for Opie to have come up with alone. He must have used a Stengel
-3 [deleted] 2015-08-09
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10 Phantas_Magorical 2015-08-09
http://i.imgur.com/9kapj.jpg
5 RearNakedGrope 2015-08-09
I once told a friend I had a dream and he was in it, he acted all taken aback and told me "don't dream about me" before I could even explain what the dream entailed. The latent homophobia he displayed was weird, I was gonna tell him I dreamt that I murdered him. I wish I really had, trying to make me feel weird when we're all sharing stories about dreams.
4 silks322 2015-08-09
What else of yours did he enter?
5 CuckECheese 2015-08-09
My heart.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2015-08-09
I think its pretty universally unanimous that no one gives a fuck about anyones dreams.
2 kramer0419 2015-08-09
OPIE AND CUCKE sitting in a tree U-R-A-F-A-G.
2 CuckECheese 2015-08-09
First comes love, then comes marriage.
9 kramer0419 2015-08-09
Then come suckin' each other's peckahs
2 CuckECheese 2015-08-09
FFFFFFFAWWWWK YEAH
2 Jockel76 2015-08-09
So it was a nightmare? Did you wake up with wet pants?
6 hookahreed 2015-08-09
Just cumsies.
3 OpiesBreasts 2015-08-09
So you got rid of the poison?