He really does look as though he should be sitting outside a pizza place in a filthy wife beater with a tiny hand fan shouting in Farzi at the kids nearby.
Because he's a sensitive fucking baby that's likely partially retarded, aspergery, closeted gay, and was touched by his daddy, that they all pity. If only we were by a cliff in Sparta.
And he likely has no problem crying to management/human resources.
Not allowed to make fun of him on air, he gets bitter, and angry, then runs to management.
He seems soft like that, until it is time to make fun of Erick, then he is all aboard.
Hypocrasy drips off this fat fuck like the lard he sweats out when he has to walk more than 20 feet without a refrigerator to replenish from.
When you see this, and realize he looks like a fucking barn with a face drawn on it and Erock is like maybe 1/4th farm animal, that it kinda pisses you off when there's like a Beatles discography making fun of a dude who actually DOES shit for the show while they treat the bald guy who played young Frank on Always Sunny, who UNDOUBTEDLY rapes every child he is alone with and sounds like a squeak toy on air, with kid gloves....Well, you get what I'm saying!
We've been through this before. You think walking on Greggshells is bad walking on Rolandshells is far worse. He's a sensitive fuck that can't be made fun of. They're scared of him for some reason.
It's disgusting. I guess they're afraid they won't get free tickets to shows anymore or something.
It really is strange how everybody thinks he's so wonderful. Nobody on the show ever talks shit about anybody anymore, but even when they did, Roland was exempt for some reason.
He's just a couple of Cronuts away from cardiac arrest.
Because little baby will start to cry just like that one time they did. Probably what caused them stop, HR got involved and said stawp picking on lil baby.
I heard Roland went to HR for something, which should have been immediate grounds to contrive his firing. You don't snitch about getting your balls broken when you're that fat and weird. At the very least, he should stop mocking Erock for his weight when it was definitively proven that he is shorter and almost 100 pounds fatter than Erock.
78 comments
41 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-08-09
He really does look as though he should be sitting outside a pizza place in a filthy wife beater with a tiny hand fan shouting in Farzi at the kids nearby.
3 Phrunkis3 2015-08-09
He's actually Mexican.
3 xbrianspasmx 2015-08-09
Metsican, from Rolands' pronunciation
0 Ellenpaosfishface 2015-08-09
Hopefully shouting that he's having a heart attack from being such an annoying, fat, excessively autistic faggot.
38 RTardicus 2015-08-09
17 imcreggschinkell 2015-08-09
His tits are significantly bigger than hers
8 AtomicCow 2015-08-09
His right tit is as big as her head.
17 MonsteRain 2015-08-09
Everyone involved in the OpieRadio show looks like they are minutes from death.
14 ScoleriBrother 2015-08-09
But denny is the only one who will rise again on the third day
5 Wsallgood 2015-08-09
Lord Denny willing...
16 OpiesBreasts 2015-08-09
I'm sure the fat tub of pigshit would run/roll right to human resources to complain. There is no excuse to be that fat.
-12 ScalyRash 2015-08-09
tone down the fatphobia, shitlord
11 AssMcPlay 2015-08-09
ha "shitlord"
10 ScalyRash 2015-08-09
Roland is healthy at every size
1 ErrantWretch 2015-08-09
Denny's partner?
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11 nolasen 2015-08-09
Because he's a sensitive fucking baby that's likely partially retarded, aspergery, closeted gay, and was touched by his daddy, that they all pity. If only we were by a cliff in Sparta.
And he likely has no problem crying to management/human resources.
9 chris2webby 2015-08-09
something that beautiful coming in close contact with something that hideous...
I'm surprised the universe didn't collapse into itself
8 BottleOfAon 2015-08-09
He's got some double D cups. It's not just that he has huge big fat tits, they're incredibly round and womanly.
2 [deleted] 2015-08-09
that answers the OP's question
7 IggysGlove 2015-08-09
Fez should fuck him.
2 i_saw_nothing 2015-08-09
Out of what?
7 drexler57346 2015-08-09
Starts fucking men - 6 months later down to normal adult weight
7 xxmikekxx 2015-08-09
Lots of good pics on his Instagram
Simon Pegg meets Simon Pigg https://instagram.com/p/5p17xpNbYr/
Eli Manning meets Eli Manitee https://instagram.com/p/5-2ZjnNbUC/
George Hamilton meets a "ton of ham" https://instagram.com/p/5ab0DHNbdV/
6 nomorecompromise 2015-08-09
They probably don't want to deal with the guilt of another Steve C ending.
5 RahnBayngtin 2015-08-09
When will that fat shithead stop bringing up that show "Suits" does he not get that noone watches USA original programming
2 Pale_Pen15 2015-08-09
I liked Burn Notice
5 AntsCamera 2015-08-09
Not allowed to make fun of him on air, he gets bitter, and angry, then runs to management. He seems soft like that, until it is time to make fun of Erick, then he is all aboard.
Hypocrasy drips off this fat fuck like the lard he sweats out when he has to walk more than 20 feet without a refrigerator to replenish from.
5 ohaikek 2015-08-09
His tit is literally reaching over and sexually assaulting that woman
5 Patagonian_Rat 2015-08-09
She was great in The Fappening, dirty talking while diddling her twat
4 breadmoccasin 2015-08-09
When you see this, and realize he looks like a fucking barn with a face drawn on it and Erock is like maybe 1/4th farm animal, that it kinda pisses you off when there's like a Beatles discography making fun of a dude who actually DOES shit for the show while they treat the bald guy who played young Frank on Always Sunny, who UNDOUBTEDLY rapes every child he is alone with and sounds like a squeak toy on air, with kid gloves....Well, you get what I'm saying!
-1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-08-09
What's that?
-1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-08-09
What's that?
3 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2015-08-09
We've been through this before. You think walking on Greggshells is bad walking on Rolandshells is far worse. He's a sensitive fuck that can't be made fun of. They're scared of him for some reason. It's disgusting. I guess they're afraid they won't get free tickets to shows anymore or something.
3 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-08-09
roshells
4 chris2webby 2015-08-09
stepping on Roland Rolls
2 boogsuge 2015-08-09
Wait,wait.......rolAIDS...tsss
2 silks322 2015-08-09
It really is strange how everybody thinks he's so wonderful. Nobody on the show ever talks shit about anybody anymore, but even when they did, Roland was exempt for some reason.
He's just a couple of Cronuts away from cardiac arrest.
1 BrogueTrader40k 2015-08-09
I will happily buy him those cronuts..
3 ImAGayNigger 2015-08-09
Look at Roland standing next to the epitome of man..
https://instagram.com/p/5Pr4p_NbSk/?taken-by=rolandos99
2 RearNakedGrope 2015-08-09
Epi-tome.
3 AntsCamera 2015-08-09
Roly Poly Roly, is a tub of shit, if you cut off his legs, he has the same body shape as slimer from ghostbusters.
He also has the same eating habits, swollowing shit whole, and eating all he can find.
I found footage of him at one of his "food days" he pushed on us, so the hosts and staff get free food and we tune out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0u8rI0JvaM
3 plasticpaddy84 2015-08-09
A disgusting pig of a man. Fuck him.
3 evadcobra1 2015-08-09
Because little baby will start to cry just like that one time they did. Probably what caused them stop, HR got involved and said stawp picking on lil baby.
2 ryanasimov 2015-08-09
He looks like the model for this.
2 Humble_is_great 2015-08-09
He's slowly morphing into Artie Lang.
Just substitute cake and hamburgers for coke and heroin.
2 NashuaDan 2015-08-09
He's got kind of a Belushi meets Artie sorta look going on. Except without the whole "he's hilariously funny" and "people actually like him" angles.
2 SpaceCaseBassFace 2015-08-09
Check out this picture of him from when he was thin and worked for Carson Daly....
https://oapedia.com/oa/File:SkinnyRoland.jpg
2 thebudgetgamer 2015-08-09
Somehow that is actually more creepy.
3 holodog 2015-08-09
He really might as well be fat.
2 xxmikekxx 2015-08-09
Is there any chance that Roland is not gay?
4 K1bbler 2015-08-09
I think his sexuality is moot because no one ever will want to fuck him. He's really just an asexual foodbag.
2 xxmikekxx 2015-08-09
You think he ever fucked? (Man or woman)
3 K1bbler 2015-08-09
I don't think so, before he was fat he still looked like a gremlin.
2 kevin121312 2015-08-09
He looks like a pedo and he's mentally slow. I'd watch out for this guy.
1 panjshirlion 2015-08-09
He doesn't come off as gay to me. He just seems like a mutant.
2 TimP148 2015-08-09
I'm guessing because he books guests but if he stopped Sirius would just fire him, so I'm not sure why theyre so scared to fuck with him.
2 Azrael_ 2015-08-09
Just wanna point out that Abigail Spencer is the most beautiful creature in the world.
1 BrogueTrader40k 2015-08-09
Shes not you boring fool.
2 BeerCanThick 2015-08-09
I heard Roland went to HR for something, which should have been immediate grounds to contrive his firing. You don't snitch about getting your balls broken when you're that fat and weird. At the very least, he should stop mocking Erock for his weight when it was definitively proven that he is shorter and almost 100 pounds fatter than Erock.
2 thehighground 2015-08-09
He's an uglier fatter Dom DeLuise
2 justchippinyaaaa 2015-08-09
I feel like he would smell. Really bad.
2 donald_kingsley 2015-08-09
A human head shouldn't be that wide.
1 MedComNomNom 2015-08-09
my god..... those teeth
1 baraksobamas 2015-08-09
IDK, I think a good periodontist could fix that gumline.
2 ScalyRash 2015-08-09
she's a gummy bitch alright
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-08-09
I want her to guzzle my man juice
1 DenseMan 2015-08-09
He ain't looking too good. On the other hand "Marisa Tomei" over there looks like a skeleton.
1 With_Clean_Hands 2015-08-09
Oh no...
Fuck the eggshells, someone there needs to walk on them and help him.
1 D00bage 2015-08-09
I've never seen him until now but WOW he's totally going in my 2015 dead pool!!
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-08-09
Maybe everyone is just sad for Roland. I mean look at the guy. He's got to be completely miserable and hopeless.
1 AssMcPlay 2015-08-09
Almost hung myself thinking that was his GF or wife... phew
1 chris2webby 2015-08-09
if that was his GF, then I would really consider taking a long, hard look at my life.
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1 EYE8OPIE 2015-08-09
Will his heart explode already?????
1 LightBulbExpert 2015-08-09
what a fucking disgrace
0 Mitchull 2015-08-09
I never get over how fucking creepy he is.
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-3 truthie 2015-08-09
Because he's funny and great at his job.