I'd imagine it's more that he married a wife half his age and decided to have kids in his fifties. He'll be almost 70 when his daughter starts college.
"Oh, your Grampa came your high school graduation, he's so nice to do that."
By the age of fifty approximately 85% of men have significantly thinning hair. My hairline hasn't changed yet, but it has always been thin and is now growing in wavy instead of curly which makes it look like SHIT. Anyway, shitting on Opie for his above average head of hair is dumb when there is so much to actually criticize.
People related to OnA with worse hair than Opie: Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, Colin Quinn, Kurt Metzger, Joe Rogan (hair transplant in his 30s!), Bobby Kelly, Sam Roberts, Danny Ross, Louis CK, Dave Attell, Bill Burr.
That was just off the top of my head. Aside from Vos, it's hard to think of any show regulars above 30 who aren't bald or balding. Black people are excluded from the list because they have different hair genetics. The myth that Opie has bad hair is just a circlejerk.
Edit: how did I forget Jim Jeffries? I mean god damn that guy is ugly.
19 comments
18 wifflebb 2015-08-08
This sub can take all the credit since the person who photoshopped it is a poster.
10 MonsteRain 2015-08-08
his real hair is still pretty awful
8 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-08-08
it's just as funny watching the Tits fans defend the real photos.
8 MonsteRain 2015-08-08
Hey, some guys have a thing for grandfathers in Abercrombie jeans.
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-08-08
Link? I don't believe anyone defends his cancer bonce.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-08-08
I think it's awful pretty. ;)
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-08-08
Fuckin rat.
7 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-08-08
how long before Tits starts checking any studio photo of himself before allowing it to be released.
2 DenseMan 2015-08-08
I'd imagine it's more that he married a wife half his age and decided to have kids in his fifties. He'll be almost 70 when his daughter starts college.
"Oh, your Grampa came your high school graduation, he's so nice to do that."
"Um... That's my dad."
1 just_lou 2015-08-08
Someone should have told Gregg to put the Rogaine on his head, not his chest.
3 KennethFresno 2015-08-08
Hay that guy does my favrit podacast, talkin bout gettin zooted n shit.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-08-08
Because he has grown tits right?
-1 schmoegreene 2015-08-08
Meh. He has better hair than me and I'm half his age. The photos where he looks really bald have been photoshopped.
7 KennethFresno 2015-08-08
If he has better hair than you, that means you're balding too, just worse.
-4 schmoegreene 2015-08-08
By the age of fifty approximately 85% of men have significantly thinning hair. My hairline hasn't changed yet, but it has always been thin and is now growing in wavy instead of curly which makes it look like SHIT. Anyway, shitting on Opie for his above average head of hair is dumb when there is so much to actually criticize.
2 KennethFresno 2015-08-08
His significant thinning is more significant than most.
-3 schmoegreene 2015-08-08
People related to OnA with worse hair than Opie: Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, Colin Quinn, Kurt Metzger, Joe Rogan (hair transplant in his 30s!), Bobby Kelly, Sam Roberts, Danny Ross, Louis CK, Dave Attell, Bill Burr.
That was just off the top of my head. Aside from Vos, it's hard to think of any show regulars above 30 who aren't bald or balding. Black people are excluded from the list because they have different hair genetics. The myth that Opie has bad hair is just a circlejerk.
Edit: how did I forget Jim Jeffries? I mean god damn that guy is ugly.
5 youronebreastedlife 2015-08-08
as a former male model, Opie's held to higher standards of physicality.
1 Buttpudding 2015-08-08
But why male models?