Rouse needs more love

17  2015-08-08 by rottedhunter

12 comments

He needs interferon and cocaine, not love.

His page was deleted from Wikipedia because he's not "notable." Gotta make room for the 958,463rd page about Pokemon.

I saw him on Comedy Central once. He did his only setup-punchline joke, the "difference between men and women" one, the best Norm Macdonald joke Norm forgot to write—and they bleeped it. "Chicks cry when you [ALARM NOISE] 'em." Rouse doesn't move his lips quite like a normal person, so there was no way somebody who didn't already know the joke could tell what he said. You could only guess based on crowd reaction, and (the edit made it seem like) they were horrified. So CC inadvertently created and broadcasted the greatest rape joke of all time. I enjoyed that. (It was also the last time I watched anything on Comedy Central.)

Rouse is fucking great.

Look I know we are a bunch of shitheads, but maybe we should do something nice for once and try to get Sean Rouse booked in more clubs that we all frequent. This guy is a hidden fucking gem. Its so sad seeing how underrated he is.

Sean Rouse is amazing, We should try to get him on LOS and to do some sets at the Creek & Cave.

dude legit needs more than down and dirty, the unbookables and shit. Fuck if they should fly him out, I might actually pay. Big jay and them rule, just need the rawness of attell, stanhope, rouse, mcdonald. Shit's too formatted now

Remember how Jimmy got in a fight with Opie because of how he treated Sean? that was fun. Sean is hilarious and the best part about that documentary

Wait that was Sean? The one Opie had wait outside of the studio?

That was amusing, but now I have to jerk off

his face is all scratched up

Wow. It's rare for standup comedy to make me belly laugh, but this just did it.

AIDS lesions?

Rouse needs to keep waiting in the green room.