He's the worst: super annoying laugh, endless fake stories and so desperate for attention he yells instead of speaking at a normal volume.

so basically he blends in just perfectly with that fakeAss cackling garbage morning zoo environment. fuckinnn Yuckkk.

He's also really fucking stupid

You are the most miserable people on the planet. I'm a huge piece of shit but you guys make me feel a little better about myself.

Aw, see.. Even good things can come from unfunny bullshit. Were always here for you, you burning trash pile of man meat.

Stupid fucking seagull laugh.

I can't listen to that dude. The fucking laughing

Still better than Sherrod

I guess your super show would be Burt and Doug huh.

any guest is better than sherrodd

Incorrect.

So thankful I turned it off after I heard Opie's and Sherrod's voices this morning. Fucking hate Bert, too.

No. He's a nervous, alcoholic attention whore. Why would he.

He fucking BLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSS

Bert enjoys talking about stand up like its a combo of splitting the atom and curing cancer.

Come on, you don't want to hear more stories from "The Machine"?

Nope.

i remember when i didnt know who he was and he had that show on travel channel where he would be screaming and laughing and i thought he was the most annoying person ive ever seen on tv.

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Bert Kreischer is just an excited fan of everybody. He seems like a genuinely good dude that loves what he does.

IF you want to pay him to be an old screaming fanboy then go ahead. The guy isn't entertaining at all.