In every picture I see of him, he's wearing these tight fitted t-shirts. Not that it matters health wise, but couldn't he at least wear something more appropiate/loose fitting?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFV_y-YVAAIv-kS.png

Well played.

Who's that?

Kevin Smith.

Who?

Kevin Smith!

Oh.

http://imgur.com/7STsVR1 This might be more up his alley

I knew what it was before it loaded. So right.

He could wear a tarp and he will still be a fat fuck

Honestly who cares what size shirt he wears, he's still to look like a fat dump of shit. If he wants to wear tighter shirts to look even more like a fatass, I say let him.

If he keeps eating, he may finally bury those gay thoughts.

First positive post I have seen in awhile.

Good news. He is bringing back his food show. Ricky Gervais is doing it with him in 'october or November' He's aiming to live that long at least.

How is that good news?

speeds up the process

Exactly.

"I eat cuz I'm unhappy, and im unhappy cuz I eat :("

Ach

This is just depressing. It's not funny like Erock fat is funny. This is "Holy shit this guy is going to die" fat. Fuck, man.

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Not me. I hope he has a disabling stroke and lingers.

;)

;)

Oh what a surprise, he has a sheen of sweat on his conehead... like usual.

^{I...er.....being...of...mindandbody....er...leave...my..cronut.. recepies to AYEE} HEE EEE!!!

This is why it always bothered me that ERock got the fat jokes. It was so obvious that Roland got worse shit tweeted about him but nobody ever mentioned it to him on the show. They were pussies around Rolands fat fuckery.

That's because Erock can take it like a man. He lets the staff and the fans attack him because it usually makes for entertaining radio. Roland, on the other hand, is a fat baby who does nothing good for the show and cries like a little faggot when people are rightfully picking on him. Also, he ruins the show with his shitty ideas. Did I mention that? His fatness and love of being a fat worthless fuck ruins the show. See: Cronuts

Edit: I should say RUINED the show, because I haven't listened in over a year. I'm basing this solely off the cronut fiasco of last year and a number of other things from the past.

God his food bits were so bad. He used the show to get his dumb restaurant friends publicity. It was just to get himself free tacos at 8am...

It was sad back in the day that a guy who works with celebrities all day, in one of the most exciting cities on the planet, working with people with interesting jobs and lives, and he only got fired up about free pizza.

Edit: I should say RUINED the show, because I haven't listened in over a year. I'm basing this solely off the cronut fiasco of last year and a number of other things from the past.

You didn't like the guac-off?

Actually no, I did not.

His handlers are resorting to rolling him around the halls of SiriusXM in a large wheelbarrow.

Really? That has got to be against Health & Safety standards.

I get the desire to eat shitty. I don't get the desire to kill yourself. He was molested right?

Yea he's going to die young. I know the struggle, I've been there. Sad

You died young?

Lol Naw. I'm 5'3 I was 200± lbs. I got down to 1 25lbs. The fat boy struggle is real

Is 200 fat for a 5'3" fella? 125 sounds very light and dainty.

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Midgets often have eating disorders.

Tub of dough.

Roland is about six cronuts away from a coronary.

How is this guy able to exist in any fashion in the professional world?

Pieces of shit live forever, unfortunately. If Roland was likeable, he would've died long ago.

Fine...i like him

how old is he?

It's irrelevant. It is but Rolland.

Bad angle.

Totally http://imgur.com/0FYAQMx

Nah, he'll spend a good 20 years bedridden.

I hope he fucking suffers in agony when he dies.

Another angle: http://imgur.com/0FYAQMx

I want to watch him jumping on a trampoline in slow motion while speedo-clad and dipped in lubricant.

Wouldn't the cock you're sucking block the view?

I swear every fat person becomes a "foodie" because it is th only thing that validates their fat existence and doesn't require them to work out.

Fat people can't be foodies because they indiscriminately eat and enjoy everything that gets sucked into their gravitational pull.

"Foodie" is one thing. You don't get that big from being a foodie, you get that big from stress eating a LOT of food.

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400 pounds, wears Large shirts in public. Seems legit.

Hopefully he loses his mouth

Roland will die in your lifetime

shit pepe faggot.

How the fuck do you let yourself get that fat?

Glad too see Perez Hilton is commenting on o&j now.

Edit: i was referring to the childlike drawling on the pic, for anyone who thought I was making some pc stance of some sort?

Yeah, because wishing a fast and painful death on Roland is a new thing. SJW LIBTARD FORCE TO THE RESCUE!!!

You sound like a dipshit.

Ohhh, them's fightin' words, commie!

You're cute when you try to be funny. 69?

i HATE roland more than anyone on the show but all of you edgy 12 year old fans from 2005 saying "hope he suffers a slow painful death that fat fuck" are fucking sociopathic losers, really you want another man you've never met before to die? some people over the years took OnA's brutal comedy wayyy too seriously and i hope its 12 year olds saying this to be cool and not adults.

and im not being a faggot i despise roland more than anyone on the show ever but do i want him to die? no its just a stupid radio show.

You're a faggot

Listen to yourself.

You're a subreddit hole.

Well we will need to order a 4XL suit and a double wide coffin. These things take time

I didn't before I read this.

It's all very dramatic isn't it with those people.

Guys at Roland's size don't have slow painful deaths - they have quick ones, they drop dead of heart attacks and strokes.

I don't care for Roland, but he needs a serious intervention on his weight. He's gonna die. It kills me when people die of weight related issues, eating is one of the few things in life we have complete control over. God knows what his blood work looks like.

His non-pedestrian food is going to kill him, as sure as if he put a gun in his mouth.

Ohhh, them's fightin' words, commie!