Jim Norton vs Jesse Ventura
0 2015-08-05 by CumiaSucksTheBig1
My rewrite of the confrontation:
Jim: You did it to me, you said I don't believe in the constitution!
Jesse: Bye guys!
Jim: Bye, faggot.
Jesse: ...
Jim: purrs like a cat and stares him out
Jesse: T-thank you for your survice to our country .. pats Jim on shoulder
Jim: Thanks for touching me with your greasy Riff-Raff hairdo, heh
Jesse: How fucking dare you ..
Jim: You're bigger than me and stronger than me and I don't give a shit; touch me and I'll sue you.
Jesse: Fuck you, maggot.
Jim: Touch me and I'll sue you.
Jesse Ventura's face goes bright as a beetroot, he goes "ARRRRRGH" trying to hold in his urge to rip this little worm's head off
manages to hold in his rage and walk off
Jim Norton goes "Hmmm" in an almost sexually-satisfied way
turns back to the microphone
Jim: Pussy. Old, bald-headed, jock motherfucker pussy.
Jim Norton psyched out people he considered "jocks" for his own sexual pleasure on an almost weekly basis. He always won.
3 comments
3 19headaches 2015-08-05
You're six years late, and even if it were timely, it would still be shit.
1 baraksobamas 2015-08-05
Did he psyche them out before or after they pissed in his mouth?
1 Mod_Impersonator 2015-08-05
OP, re-read what you wrote. Now punch yourself in the face.
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