What's wrong with his wrists?

They are so fucking skinny they can't hold up the mic.

Nothing, Colin is a raptor.

Like 17 things happened in 10 seconds... body glove shirt, dave coulier hair, microphone high 5, grab the hair dance, hammer running man into robot microphone pass, women in both bikinis and horrible sacks over them, limp wristing the microphone, and it finishes off with an "I love you" hand motion then the other hand attempts a "hang loose." The more I watched it, the more I saw until I was crying laughing.

Don't forget about the semi-trip in the first 2 seconds.

Yessss! I ended up actually watching the whole video, pretty hysterical. It definitely looks like a party though, I'll bet that was a blast. Also, you can barely understand what Colin is saying and the people give him the "wrap it up" sign during his intro.

Love it.

I need the video of this more than I need oxygen.

This is amazing. Thank you.

He should have Hammer introduce him on his next special

Every time a contestant buzzed in Colin had to ask who it was. And damn, that shoe ad made me nostalgic about the 90s. Just the whole feel of it was great.

/r/obscuremedia is the mecca for these old videos.

Damn this video is great. The premise of the show is terrible but Colin just destroys it. A show like this will never exist again.

Superb. His "Hang Loose Cool Dude" affectation verges dangerously on the precipice of baby talk, lol

He's a fuck of a lot cooler than Opie was back then.

TOTALLY IRONIC, CRAZY AND PSYCHOTIC

Holy FFFUUUCK it's "Totally demented and cannot be prevented" FFFFFuuuckface! When will people figure this shit out!?

I can hear him distinctively saying the phrases "now folks" and "come on"

Wow, that's the greatest, most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen.

I used to jack to that dance show they used to have on mtv, I dunno if this was it... But reminds me of it

the grind

first he over steps the fake rock stairs then thinks hammer wants to give him some skin, gives the microphone a high five, hammer dances back to give him the microphone

It looks like Quinn was trying to take the mic but because of his misreading of hammers body language and his spider like hand gesture, it was physically impossible to grip down on the mic. So instead he just gingerly tapped the mic with his finger tips and proceeded to make a complete fool of himself.

And proceeded like a boss to dance over and accept the mic*

Uggghhh why did MC Hammer ignore his high five. Uuughh, he saw his hand, why did he do that in front of everyone? Why did he make Colin high five the microphone?

"Can't Touch This"

ol limp wrist quinn

ol ostrich legs

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the little spin... that's something real special

Colin needs to be introduced as the Ruler of Daytona Beach more often

There are so many subtle amazing things about this clip

Now I know what all the other comics are talking about. Colin's fingers are quite delicate and dainty.

This was the moment Darva Conger knew she needed to marry a millionaire.

For some reason this reminds me of the Josh Fenderman dance.

This was during his undercover IRA hitman years!

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I imagine this is how drunk Colum entered every bar.

The man is a living legend.