"Black magic is only 12% of the cards but 50% of the murders"

Ant's game is called BIGO because there's no N's allowed.

I don't get it :(

Niggers!

I still don't get it :(

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"Look, not one nigger playing magic. Get it because they're scared of it. What, too real?"

To real.

acne: past and present

I tend to take the spades out of my deck..

This is how I suck Keith's cock.

It's much easier grooming 14 year olds in person.

"Hypothetically, is this the type of game a pedophile could use to ease a potential victim into a false sense of safety?"

"I'm going to need you nerd's SSN and credit card info"

Lauren casts level 7 goblin spell on Anthony: liver damage 12.

She's Too Old For Him!!!!

"We'll be giving out free candy in the white van out back."

"That's some fine Hentai you've got there madam, but do you have anything where the octopus is molesting a 13-year-old?"

The guy who when he was on a very large national radio show would seemingly put in zero effort once the microphones were off (post 2010 or so) is doing this. Jesus.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Jonathan Davis of KORN!

lulz

These baseball cards better not be from those damn Negro leagues

There was a collective gasp when Anthony unbelievably pulled out his black card.

He's such a grease ball that the obligatory unbuttoned, top collared shirt makes him look like he's trying too hard.

"It's only 6.99 a month, $60 if you get an annual subscription"

he's got that pulled back face like robocop when he takes his mask off

"You kids like iPads?"

"Does Deal-A-Meal work?!"

Karaoke and bingo night at the Alzheimer's home.

Pathetic has-been alcoholic hack bitch

Wow, you are only 16?

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Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Oh god, he's saying "play with DICIS" again

I sleep in a race car. Do YOU sleep in a race car?

Well you see, they harvest individual follicles from a brillo pad and place them artistically.

Anthony's new girlfriend is so spoiled she needs to be carried everywhere she goes.