Keith The Cop Typed a Bunch of Shit

8  2015-08-02 by realticketuniversity

Sitting here in rainy Tampa reflecting back on our first year. Hard to believe it's gone so fast. 13 months ago I walked into the compound and made a decision to help a friend. When I made that decision, it was a two month commitment to help launch the show and go back to my previous commitments to another client. Little did I know as Anthony and I planned the future of the show sitting on my boat that it would become a full time job. Over the past year we have had many successes. Those successes did not come without failures and snafus. Fallouts with web designers, uncooperative landlords, relationships that didn't come to fruition. All part of the growing pains of year one. But as we sat and spoke yesterday, we reflected on our accomplishments. Successfully putting a team together tops the list. Who would have thought a 22 y/o, liberal, virgin would give us so much entertainment coupled with the actual knowledge of his job. Rat has been nothing less than amazing. From the 1st day he walked into the compound he has been all in and many of our successes wouldn't have been accomplished without him. All that because of an iconic movie name and Anthony desire to do Damone impressions. The return of Stinky. As most of you know Garrett was O&A from 1999 WNEW. When we were looking to add a producer to the show, we approached a few different people. A few said they would come, but in the end balked at the move. Stinky called me after being stagnant at Sirius for a few years. He came out to the compound, spent the day with the show and went in and quit Sirius the next day. He has brought so much to the show, besides being the sweetheart of Reddit. Erin. Erin has taken on so many roles since coming aboard. She handles all the customer services, helps in the design of the website and app, books guests and more importantly hears the word "no" from me more than Rat. But w/o her the behind the scenes work wouldn't get done. Technology has been quite the task for the show. When we started the show, we needed a site and the means to run it quick. Our first web team was able to do that. Unfortunately we quickly grew apart and as so many issues were unable to be resolved, we looked for a new partner. Zype had come to us in early November and from our first meeting we knew they were for us. Their team has been one of the easiest and knowledgeable to deal with. Ed, Bill, Liz, Chris (s) Josh, all top notch. The new site and the app development has been a long process but has been and will continue to grow. iOS is here, Roku will roll out any day now and Android will hit beta in the next week or so. The network grows. Again a tough one. We approached people, had discussions, had lunch (and dinners) hand shakes and upsets. But through it all our first two additions couldn't be better. Legion of Skanks and Gavin are the perfect fit. We couldn't be happier with them. We hope you are as well. The shows we are currently negotiating with will hopefully bring more top notch talent you know and love. Finally, the big move back to NYC. What a learning experience this was. From seeing over 50 spaces, to landlord meetings, to broken promises. Painful. But we look forward to Tuesday. When we set forth on this major move Anthony and I knew it had to be right. Our new space is just that. We discussed and spared no expense to make it a space that we can shoot our show as well as my other types of shoots. All that while making sure we provided room for the you the fans and subscribers to come visit and enjoy the show(s). We hope if your in the NYC area or plan to visit you please email [email protected] and stop by. So in closing, we want to say thank you. Thank you for being a part of year one. You sat through the glitches, the growing pains and maybe even a guest or two you didn't care for. But as we look forward to year two and beyond we expect that we will be providing you with a much better product. One that will continue to evolve day by day. One that through hard work & trial and error will continue to improve. See you Tuesday LIVE from NYC 4pm. KtC

34 comments

"Sitting here in rainy Tampa..."

Ugh

"Here in my garage, just bought this new Laborghini"

You don't like him painting a picture of how far he's come? You don't like his reflective monologue to the fans?

Noooooooo!!!

With two bad knees...

and a dream to become an alcoholic's errand boy

And I thank God that dream came true!

Keith is more thick skinned than Opie... no wonder he became a cop, he wants to be respected so bad. "on my boat," yeah... YOUR boat... I wonder who bank rolled that you cuck

I think you mean thin-skinned.

Sorry I'm an MRA - man's a real ass!

i didnt even pick that up, what a aging braggart douche bag, and i love how he said he came to the compound to help a friend like without him it would have never worked.

ant get alpha'd even by his bitch

I didn't know Keith got an Oscar.

Danny, Joe, Keith....what is it about people who are close with Ant - friends or family - who work with him professionally. Why do so many of them stink as people so much?

Garrett's cool and I barely know anything about Rat since he keeps away from the only shows I'll watch ie the ones with comics as the guest.

Because Ant stinks as a person. The thing I'm more curious about is why so many of these hangerons feel like they're in any way responsible for Ants fanbase (whats left of it). They are not interesting or funny people.

keef likes the current direction of the show

...if it gets too big he knows he is out of a job

I wish it ended with a self inflicted gun shot wound.

It will

I couldn't possibly care enough to read this wall of text.

What is his point?

He's got a boat.

The boat movie

I literally saw you write a wall of text about howard stern on a totally unrelated thread

You mean this comment that is 3 sentences long? Not really a wall of text, bud.

http://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/3fi9dp/z/ctp843e

Unfortunately not a Chiproll.

All that while making sure we provided room for the you the fans and subscribers to come visit and enjoy the show

hope they have enough seats,they almost run out in Tampa.

Keep polishing that turd...

Boo!

"Thank you all for blindly and foolishly supporting Ant. Because of you, I have a boat, a new Mercedes, and my family remains employed at Herr Cumia's Little Berlin. (I also get to feel like a bigshot with my Executive Producer title.)"

Idiot. The way he types stuff out like this makes him look like an idiot.

No way I'm reading that horseshit. Fuck Keith the cuck in the dick hole

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I'm irrationally angry at this text!

He should stick to preppin' the bull...

tldr

I typed this