Men vs. Food (2013 Pilot with Bobby Kelly and Sherrod Small)

22  2015-08-01 by DeVoidZero

42 comments

The Travel Channel couldn't pick up the series due to the budgetary concerns of sending Bobby Kelly eating across the country.

Fuck this sub always gets me laughing

Food won.

!SPOILER-ALERT!

Goddamit Sherrod is the whitest black dude ever to act like he's black all the time.

Bobby would have been dead before the end of the series

Sherrod is not an African-American, he's an Insect-American, look at those bug eyes. Wow.

Underrated line from the roast, Bonnie referred to him as a bloated, heavy day tampon with bug eyes.

Dream gig for Bobby.

COMON DUUUUDE WE GET FREE FOOD AND MONEY BOOM BAM NEXT THING WE GOT MORE SHOWS, LISTEN , THE WHOLE PLAN IS ON THE NAPKIN DUUUUDE

damm too bad this didn't get picked up

17:30 mark in the video.

Sherrod: "You're powering through that pork chop..." Bobby: "Pork chop, schmork chop." Sherrod: "What an idiot..."

I bust so hard, best part of the video.

I fully expected this to be a pic of two different coloured sea creatures feeding on something

That pizza didn't even phase Bawby. Wonder how much more he could have eaten

should have called this "The slow suicide of Robert Kelly"

or "A desperate cry for help starring Bob Kelly and Samuel Jackson from Django Unchained"

Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

For fame reasons i wish this continued but for health reasons bob would have ended up like patrice

Ughh the forced enthusiasm.

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holy fuck

What? The fishes the trainers toss into his mouth at SeaWorld isn't enough

this is awful. theyre so cheery and bubbly. how is watching two morons indulge their gluttony entertaining at all? every episode should end with them crying.

middle america.

dude fuck that bro they should have been saying cunt! what is this PC garbage!?

seriously though, this is ten times better than that fat unfunny fuck adam richmond on man vs food trying to make jokes, at least bobby is funny.

I'm up for anything that brings Sherrod Small closer to a heart attack.

I didn't believe in sex addiction until I heard some of Jimmy's stories about consistently edging into the wee hours of the morning or cruising for prostitutes regardless of horniness, just out of habit.

I think Bob Kelly has finally made the case for food addiction.

Technically everyone is addicted to food. You need to eat 3 meals a day to maintain decent health. What food addicts call food addiction is actually just being a fat, greedy, gluttonous fuck with no self-control.

Like an addict?

Whatever helps the fat-so's justify their gluttony. Have a whopper with fries, don't have 2 double whoppers with fries, onion rings, chicken nuggets, a large sundae and a bucket of coke. Fucking pigs. I'm talking about guys like Bobby here. Did you watch this? Disgusting shit. He wasn't even fazed by the pizza at the end. The swine could have probably gone on eating all night. "Dude, I was surprised I like the passion fruit popsicle dude." I wasn't. Fat boy likes ice cream - big surprise. And he complains and wonders why he can't lose weight. He should watch this pilot and whip himself like the albino monk in da vinci code.

"Do me a favor and call a heart doctor."

Is this the first time it's been posted on Youtube?

Yeah, I've had it on my DVR for 2 years. Figured I'd throw it up there for you rabid dogs to tear it apart.

Oh okay. I said that assuming it was an unaired pilot or something.

How did I not know about this?

Travel Channel rejected it because they worried it would eventually turn into soft porn

Uh boo.

Watching Bobby stuff his face is pretty disgusting.

I would've watched this show, but for Bobby's sake I'm glad it wasn't made.

if Bob Kelly hosted that food would be the intimidated one.

"insert fat joke"

Yeah, I've had it on my DVR for 2 years. Figured I'd throw it up there for you rabid dogs to tear it apart.

Oh okay. I said that assuming it was an unaired pilot or something.