I am visibly angry at this aggressive grandmother quoting herself. "Droppin' hammers all day long." So shitting massive turds all day? Who is this shirt for? What kind of sick person wears it?
Last year, he was trying so hard to shoehorn it into conversations and make it catch on. Anthony was telling a story and Opie asked him three times in a row if he was dropping hammers.
It's the worst. I'm not even an "Opie is the worst at everything all the time" guy, but when he tries to make something "a thing" it fucking stinks.
Jimmy hugging guests was fine when it was just an unplanned thing...But when you start planning your YouTube montage video after the first one, it makes it immediately forced and corny.
The "Droppin' Hammers" one... who in the absolute fuck would walk around with that on a t-shirt? "I shit a lot and they are typically large in size" congrats?
That actually does start to be something that can give a person somewhat of an emotional high when the years are piled on heavily enough.
Plus, it's Opie. Do you actually expect him to make anything that is not somehow related to feces? This is a rare case of it being deliberate, that's actually kind of special.
Dude I'm only in my mid-20's and I haven't had a good shit in a long time. Honestly, whenever it's solid and of a respectable size, I definitely cheer up.
You might try to increase your fluid intake and mix 3 heaping spoon fulls into some warm water and chug that at night. Guarantee you'll have a nice, smooth large dump that has the consistency of wet sand. That relief you feel getting rid of all that shit is very nice.
Spoon-fulls of fiber I assume? Thanks for the advice, I'll try to up the water intake.
I personally don't like the wet sand shits though. I prefer a long, thick, waxy log that comes out in one piece without leaving any residue on my asshole. That feel when you wipe your ass and the paper still looks clean... makes you feel like a winner.
I want to blow my fucking brains out for thinking that it's the only one that's actually not so bad provided no one understands what the fuck it actually means. I can sort of picture Charlie from Always Sunny wearing it in that shitty Philly bar and pulling it off.
I will be hugely disappointed if this post is not downvoted viciously.
That shitbag should post "the numbers" on total sales of his embarrassing garbage. (then someone should dox those 3 customers so we know who the fuck these cornball ass faggots are). whatevvz
The photos will always be my favourite. The JPG compression is off the charts, the subjects are generic as fudge.
This is a full gloss 8"x10" photo printed in high resolution and ready for standard framing
High resolution doesn't mean high quality. If they look that shitty downsampled, the originals must be fucking ugly. Downsampling improves image quality.
That's the best. The road is full of artefacts, everything is blurry. The image Pixel Per Inch resolution is 72 which is shitty computer display only. For $25 I'd want at least 200 PPI.
He can't even dismiss this as a practical joke just to annoy "the haters" since its clear he's invested a shitload of time setting up this side-business and coming up with #opester quotes. How embarassing for the rubes that buy this shit
While I don't agree with a lot of the Opie hate around here. I do agree that those shirts are fucking terrible. Jesus christ, he's even selling stock photos with his signature. What a stinking pile of horseshit that website is.
the quotes mugs are all moronic shit that wouldn't even make somebody the funniest or cleverest person at any job site in the country. 16 dollars to start your day with witticism like "Its Not Gay If You Don't Push Back!"-hashtag FaggotOpie.
He really thinks he's this funny, quotable guy that the fans embrace and then reference his lines all the time.
I tell you what: if it weren't for the godawful "opieradio.com" watermark, the "Child of the '80's" shirt is tolerable. It's self deprecating and subtle enough I could see it becoming a gym shirt.
I'm not Tits fan by any stretch of the imagination but if a legion of neckbeard faggots are willing to buy shitty photos, shirts, mugs, etc, why not do it?
There has never been less demand for cheap shit merch including all of Opies failed catch phrases. I can't even imagine one person checking out his site and wanting to buy any of that shit.
How fucking embarrassing. I'm interested in who the fuck would wear these.
Also, the Children of the 80's thing is supposed to be a joke that OnA were already around 20 years old in 1980 ("1980?!?!?"). They did no amount of growing in any part of the 80's, but they pretended to be younger to seem cool to their audience. The shirt loses that part so it just becomes a serious "Look at me, I'm a Child of the 80's!"
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43 havingmadfun 2015-07-31
7 TriangleDimes 2015-07-31
I am visibly angry at this aggressive grandmother quoting herself. "Droppin' hammers all day long." So shitting massive turds all day? Who is this shirt for? What kind of sick person wears it?
31 netbent 2015-07-31
Even the mens shirts at oqieraqio have a shoulder-flap for easy access breastfeeding.
3 wizardnug 2015-07-31
Titster approves
30 redtheftauto 2015-07-31
The droppin hammers one is the worst
13 molloybe 2015-07-31
Hands down. He said it all of three times, and suddenly it was a shirt. Doesn't even really make any sense.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-31
Last year, he was trying so hard to shoehorn it into conversations and make it catch on. Anthony was telling a story and Opie asked him three times in a row if he was dropping hammers.
1 molloybe 2015-07-31
It's the worst. I'm not even an "Opie is the worst at everything all the time" guy, but when he tries to make something "a thing" it fucking stinks.
Jimmy hugging guests was fine when it was just an unplanned thing...But when you start planning your YouTube montage video after the first one, it makes it immediately forced and corny.
4 fawkkyall 2015-07-31
did he rip that off Florentine?
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-31
It sooooo Opie.
22 takyon_deathyon 2015-07-31
this cunt has fucking baby shirts now?
lol what a fucking faggot
8 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-31
Yeah if you fuck babies you'd probably wanna keep that on the DL
18 blkout180 2015-07-31
The "Droppin' Hammers" one... who in the absolute fuck would walk around with that on a t-shirt? "I shit a lot and they are typically large in size" congrats?
5 BeerCanThick 2015-07-31
Everybody would just wonder why it has a toilet plunger instead of a hammer on it.
4 Juniorseyes 2015-07-31
That actually does start to be something that can give a person somewhat of an emotional high when the years are piled on heavily enough.
Plus, it's Opie. Do you actually expect him to make anything that is not somehow related to feces? This is a rare case of it being deliberate, that's actually kind of special.
0 [deleted] 2015-07-31
Dude I'm only in my mid-20's and I haven't had a good shit in a long time. Honestly, whenever it's solid and of a respectable size, I definitely cheer up.
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-07-31
You might try to increase your fluid intake and mix 3 heaping spoon fulls into some warm water and chug that at night. Guarantee you'll have a nice, smooth large dump that has the consistency of wet sand. That relief you feel getting rid of all that shit is very nice.
1 [deleted] 2015-07-31
Spoon-fulls of fiber I assume? Thanks for the advice, I'll try to up the water intake.
I personally don't like the wet sand shits though. I prefer a long, thick, waxy log that comes out in one piece without leaving any residue on my asshole. That feel when you wipe your ass and the paper still looks clean... makes you feel like a winner.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-31
" What is that, an XXXL?. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! "
2 packitchofsositch 2015-07-31
I want to blow my fucking brains out for thinking that it's the only one that's actually not so bad provided no one understands what the fuck it actually means. I can sort of picture Charlie from Always Sunny wearing it in that shitty Philly bar and pulling it off.
I will be hugely disappointed if this post is not downvoted viciously.
1 paulrnelson 2015-07-31
loads of people would. If they aren't embarassed to wear shit like this and this in public, they won't bat an eye at a "droppin' hammers" t-shirt.
17 avengingbullet 2015-07-31
You can rip Howard for being greedy, but even he'd be embarrassed to have shit like this.
5 fawkkyall 2015-07-31
HOWARD constantly gave his staff shit and talked agsinst people for selling shit like this (hed make fun of Jackie and then Richard and sal).
13 KillinItForUsToday 2015-07-31
That shitbag should post "the numbers" on total sales of his embarrassing garbage. (then someone should dox those 3 customers so we know who the fuck these cornball ass faggots are). whatevvz
14 dirtyernie23 2015-07-31
Check Opies retweets. Pictures of these jean creamers are there.
3 packitchofsositch 2015-07-31
Almost always from the neck down. Here are the parts that are missing.
http://viralspiralgroup.com/team
3 wizardnug 2015-07-31
he cant release the numbers, management wont allow it
2 mancubuss 2015-07-31
id support that
12 MaximumUltra 2015-07-31
On top of the retard level of humor, the shirts are signed "—The Opster".
Honestly can't imagine a person that would wear that garbage.
6 basedongods 2015-07-31
Honestly sounds like the biggest retard in a fraternity.
2 herpacin 2015-07-31
He is one step away from putting on an Elmo costume and hanging out in Times Square.
11 NotInsane 2015-07-31
I wish Opie would doxx the customers who bought his shirts. You know, so I could murder them.
8 thethe99 2015-07-31
For Christs sake, the little sign off under some of the shirts: The Opester. Fucking despicable.
7 ScoleriBrother 2015-07-31
Anthony sells merch too with a stolen guiness logo. Albeit much better looking than opies stuff
3 Hunter_Cumia 2015-07-31
was real funny that time he sold out all the xxxl and up shirts lol
2 Z-Tay 2015-07-31
Well this guy knows a deal when he sees one.
3 dirtyernie23 2015-07-31
damn...tinypic? Dude...
1 BornInJune9182 2015-07-31
You should use this[NSFW] link instead.
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-07-31
How do I have bigger tits than him but at like a third of the weight?
6 BetterknownasPete 2015-07-31
Douchebaggery at its best
6 patio87 2015-07-31
OMG he's selling his god awful cell phone pics. He thinks he's a photographer with those awful sunsets.
5 Leeham721 2015-07-31
The photos will always be my favourite. The JPG compression is off the charts, the subjects are generic as fudge.
High resolution doesn't mean high quality. If they look that shitty downsampled, the originals must be fucking ugly. Downsampling improves image quality.
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0713/5179/products/btruck_1024x1024.jpg?v=1417566664
That's the best. The road is full of artefacts, everything is blurry. The image Pixel Per Inch resolution is 72 which is shitty computer display only. For $25 I'd want at least 200 PPI.
Bonus mug: http://opieradio.com/collections/mugs/products/the-opester-mug
3 wizardnug 2015-07-31
ATTENTION: There are NO refunds on the mugs!
5 sanfrancisco69er 2015-07-31
The mugs are a million times worse. He tries to market himself like he's Jimmy as a quoteable guy with a bunch of funny characters and little things he does and it is just a disgrace: http://opieradio.com/collections/mugs/products/opie-quotes-mug-volume-i
Seeing these was the moment I lost any chance at sympathy for the deadeyed useless idiot.
"I expect an envelope!" #BusinessOpie
5 wizardnug 2015-07-31
THE GUYS GET SHIRTS!
2 powers55 2015-07-31
don't make a fucking maniac out of me(Linger longer)
5 jags85 2015-07-31
He can't even dismiss this as a practical joke just to annoy "the haters" since its clear he's invested a shitload of time setting up this side-business and coming up with #opester quotes. How embarassing for the rubes that buy this shit
4 AnthonyDoxxedMe 2015-07-31
So, opieradio.com is just an online shop now...
4 imcreggschinkell 2015-07-31
I didn't know Hudson was Asian
4 TheMaddLib 2015-07-31
The lopster
4 fervt 2015-07-31
ME: Listen you, ffffffffucks. Nothing wrong with getting a little pocket money from some shirt action.
We also get a little taste from some mug action and take a peak at some photo action. sniff
2 herpacin 2015-07-31
Your forgot the NOW PAY ME! At the end.
4 t0xic_platypus 2015-07-31
While I don't agree with a lot of the Opie hate around here. I do agree that those shirts are fucking terrible. Jesus christ, he's even selling stock photos with his signature. What a stinking pile of horseshit that website is.
4 wolverstreets 2015-07-31
Droppin hammers all day long, right guys?
-The Opester
4 BeerCanThick 2015-07-31
the quotes mugs are all moronic shit that wouldn't even make somebody the funniest or cleverest person at any job site in the country. 16 dollars to start your day with witticism like "Its Not Gay If You Don't Push Back!"-hashtag FaggotOpie.
He really thinks he's this funny, quotable guy that the fans embrace and then reference his lines all the time.
1 OpiesBreasts 2015-07-31
That "its not gay unless you push back" was never his in the first place. Norton would say that.....back in 2001 or 2002 on WNEW.
3 Superbad415 2015-07-31
ok the quote mugs are the worse...who wants a bunch of quotes from opie!
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-31
Opie is very quotable...just not for what he wishes were his famous quotes.
1 Superbad415 2015-07-31
But..but thats the bit!
3 GreyGoose82 2015-07-31
Times Square 2.0 Photo-Signed
Who the fuck wants anything signed by Opie? His signature ruins shit.
3 molloybe 2015-07-31
Since when is there a fucking "u" in asphalt?
3 MeteorBlitzkieg 2015-07-31
Why not bring back 'Warsh' as well?
3 kevin_k 2015-07-31
"Asphault"?
2 testas22 2015-07-31
I know... Fuck. Just the most douchechill inducing bullshit.
3 lechocco 2015-07-31
Opie's like skynet. He's not selfaware yet but when he is bad things will happen.
3 SAHandre 2015-07-31
Not to be too harsh on these, but the empties shirt graphic should probably have had more than one empty can
2 BeerCanThick 2015-07-31
check out the single object for a plural word, maaaan! Engagingly incompetent.
3 ryanasimov 2015-07-31
"The Opester" is the height of hubris. I have never witnessed ANYONE with a more over-blown ego or complete and utter lack of self-awareness.
2 BetterknownasPete 2015-07-31
People actually buy and then wear those in public?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-31
No they actually do not.
2 Anarox 2015-07-31
Eh why not, he just does not give a shit anymore. Why should he? Lots of money, stepchildren, a cushy job in radio. Fuck I want his life.
2 fawkkyall 2015-07-31
I've asked this a bunch of times already....is there any meaning behind that weird font on the "d"?
0 BeerCanThick 2015-07-31
It stands for peckahs. This is the modified logo, the one before it looked even more like a cock and balls.
2 anonimescu 2015-07-31
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2 anonimescu 2015-07-31
All of these are from his mugofquotes. Collect them all. Use them to throw hot coffee in the face of the people you love.
2 AntsCamera 2015-07-31
The fucking onesie for babies....
Need I comment?
2 stocktonslap 2015-07-31
Yuck
2 Moakley 2015-07-31
They would make great rags
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-07-31
I tell you what: if it weren't for the godawful "opieradio.com" watermark, the "Child of the '80's" shirt is tolerable. It's self deprecating and subtle enough I could see it becoming a gym shirt.
4 GetFitFatFuck 2015-07-31
Yeah but like a gym shirt you got at the thrift store...who buys gym shirts?
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-07-31
I guess I was using it colloquially.
3 CookieHaid 2015-07-31
#ConsensualLockerRoomShowerRape
1 fervt 2015-07-31
He'd have to change the "Brotherman! brotherman!" to something relevant first.
1 LushGut 2015-07-31
i really wonder how many have been sold
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1 ImAGayNigger 2015-07-31
I'm not Tits fan by any stretch of the imagination but if a legion of neckbeard faggots are willing to buy shitty photos, shirts, mugs, etc, why not do it?
You can never have enough fuck you money.
1 Beavis_vs_theFeds 2015-07-31
There is one shirt that I like: the "child of the 80s" one. Although the little OpieRadio logo kind of kills it.
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1 CuckECheese 2015-07-31
He should sell other products. I want a HOLD ON, HOLD ON phone.
1 EYE8OPIE 2015-07-31
There has never been less demand for cheap shit merch including all of Opies failed catch phrases. I can't even imagine one person checking out his site and wanting to buy any of that shit.
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-07-31
How fucking embarrassing. I'm interested in who the fuck would wear these.
Also, the Children of the 80's thing is supposed to be a joke that OnA were already around 20 years old in 1980 ("1980?!?!?"). They did no amount of growing in any part of the 80's, but they pretended to be younger to seem cool to their audience. The shirt loses that part so it just becomes a serious "Look at me, I'm a Child of the 80's!"
1 doppeljr 2015-07-31
This stinks and I don't like it.
-3 home127 2015-07-31
check out the empties is kind of funny