Dani isn't remotely hot. Nicolini, however, is an old bag. That picture has to be a decade old on her best day.
Honestly, Ant has enough money he could just bang hot escorts and porn chicks for the rest of his life. Why he insists on having these "relationships" even though he says he want no commitment is the strangest part of all of this shit to me.
LOL game. He's too skinny. He's 5'7", so maybe, 140 pounds. No woman wants a 140 pound 50 year old, or a grey haired AIDS patient. He shouldn't even be on Tinder.
He's in NYC. Plenty of younger chicks who like money and a sense of humor. I find it hard to believe they all immediately google him and find out about hookers. I think he just stinks at it.
Unless you're in a boyband or a Disney Channel actor, 5'7" 140 just doesn't fly after age 15. It looks extraordinarily strange on a man with a gray hair. You have to hit the gym and become a manlet, or settle for hookers.
As for his "game", humor is most of what "game" is. I really doubt a professional comedian has worse game than most. It all comes down to him still, after all that weight lost, being an unfuckable man appearance wise.
I'd find it hard to believe that he doesn't have game. Being quick witted as he is, puts him way above dull average looking guys I'd think. He is just not lucky.
I love how everyone just jumps on one word that they learned from the show or fans of the show--one that they previously did not know the definition of--and then use it all the time. First it was Anthony's "inane", then Jimmy's "drivel", now somebody on this sub's "vapid".
How very equivocal of you. I used those words way before I even got into the show in the first place. I also like to use "thick" but it's hard to use it now without thinking of Erock.
Is that the weather girl? That's a pretty good shot of her because I never found her particularly attractive, with her rock tits. Dani would be decent if she ingested something other than barbiturates and put conditioner in her hair.
Yep. She's not particularly attractive, but she's still better than the 2 below here. Illustrating the point that Ant's judgement and standards are not improving.
The reality is that Jill probably broke up with him. The idea of dating a shock jock was probably interesting to her, so she gave it a shot. But at some point she came to realize what a lasy, uninspired, trashy rave obsessed gun nut he is and that it isn't just an act and she bailed. She was an adult with a real career and actual thoughts and opinions and it didn't fit in line with what Anthony wanted. The poopy thing probably had some truth to it, but it was mostly Anthony blowing it out of proportion and trying to save face. Jill may not have been a ten but she was WAY out of Anthony's league in several ways and not just with looks.
Patrice had this from day one. She'll be calling other men "Oh Anthony!" in bed for the rest of her life. Jill's much more fucked in the head than he is. He's her one that got away.
A woman who's an "adult with a real career" is a twisted wreck inside—always.
What the hell did Colin say about their tryst on the show the day Ant didn't come in after the Nicolini date? Something disparaging about wops...it was glorious.
Yea a bag of sagging plastic surgery with leathery skin vs. a petite young 26 year old. I don't like Ant any more than the reset of you but please stop with this horseshit where you pretend Dani is a 5. This is basically the boys pretending Amy Schumer is a hot piece of ass, but in reverse. That's how douchey this looks.
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42 doxxbrown 2015-07-30
Dani isn't remotely hot. Nicolini, however, is an old bag. That picture has to be a decade old on her best day.
Honestly, Ant has enough money he could just bang hot escorts and porn chicks for the rest of his life. Why he insists on having these "relationships" even though he says he want no commitment is the strangest part of all of this shit to me.
8 majestik6 2015-07-30
I've noticed that none of them have any game.
11 hautebird 2015-07-30
Jimmy's repeated strikeouts on Tinder are mindblowing given that he's skinny now and not a complete mess. He must have terrible game.
11 VladiRad 2015-07-30
LOL game. He's too skinny. He's 5'7", so maybe, 140 pounds. No woman wants a 140 pound 50 year old, or a grey haired AIDS patient. He shouldn't even be on Tinder.
2 hautebird 2015-07-30
He's in NYC. Plenty of younger chicks who like money and a sense of humor. I find it hard to believe they all immediately google him and find out about hookers. I think he just stinks at it.
1 VladiRad 2015-07-30
Unless you're in a boyband or a Disney Channel actor, 5'7" 140 just doesn't fly after age 15. It looks extraordinarily strange on a man with a gray hair. You have to hit the gym and become a manlet, or settle for hookers.
As for his "game", humor is most of what "game" is. I really doubt a professional comedian has worse game than most. It all comes down to him still, after all that weight lost, being an unfuckable man appearance wise.
5 Wsallgood 2015-07-30
"Water Sports" do not translate well to Tinder.
That being said, how can you not get fucked regularly in the biggest city in the US (and I'm not even counting all of his fame/social circle resume).
2 Azrael_ 2015-07-30
I'd find it hard to believe that he doesn't have game. Being quick witted as he is, puts him way above dull average looking guys I'd think. He is just not lucky.
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-07-30
Maybe he tries to act different around chicks. And we all know what a terrible actor he is. You don't have to be Holmes to see through the facade.
6 sicoants 2015-07-30
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31xgxu/remember_the_time_melinda_sucked_spazs_dick_to/cq69tv7
2 cumiasroasted 2015-07-30
Stetten is who I would have used for the before
29 K1bbler 2015-07-30
I don't know about you but a woman that shits the bed is a dealbreaker for me.
20 FancyAndImportantMan 2015-07-30
One man's dealbreaker is another man's fetish.
2 Jockel76 2015-07-30
Jimmy?
12 rahtin 2015-07-30
You're such a negative Nancy.
A chick with 3 self-lubricating holes is a keeper.
6 SMOKIN-ON-BIEBERS 2015-07-30
The best is somebody went as Jill's sheets to their shitty halloween party I can't fucking find the pic.
2 uppity-negro 2015-07-30
Agreed. But it is a simple no-deal when it comes to his current pseudo-teen.
0 havingmadfun 2015-07-30
What caused her to shot the bed, I don't remember. Did she drink too much one night.
9 uppity-negro 2015-07-30
I think it was that weight-loss drug Alli.
2 havingmadfun 2015-07-30
Oh so this happened multiple times then? I only thought it was one time when I heard it on an old show
2 uppity-negro 2015-07-30
I think it was once. Still, that's one too many times.
2 Wsallgood 2015-07-30
Booger couch, meet diarrhea mattress.
1 havingmadfun 2015-07-30
Very true
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-30
Or Xenical.
1 ohaikek 2015-07-30
I tried taking Alli some years ago until I went out for wings and beer. Alli is fucking dangerous for your laundry and dignity
7 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-30
She looked at his hard drive?
2 havingmadfun 2015-07-30
That would surely do it
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-30
I'd drink every last drop of her spilled goodness
-1 Tom_Stall 2015-07-30
I'm not familiar with this story. Is there a link to Ant talking about this?
3 Snake_____86 2015-07-30
Her diet pills or something was giving her anal leakage.
2 Wsallgood 2015-07-30
Wasn't it the same ones that made Bob Kelly and his friends shit themselves?
I think it's the pills that coined Bob saying, "trust no fart".
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1 Phrunkis3 2015-07-30
Pizza grease is what it was that was leaking.
-1 K1bbler 2015-07-30
It's somewhere in here I'm guessing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDCa7kY0t6g
-4 Tom_Stall 2015-07-30
Don't have time to listen to that. Wanna gimme a summary? Or is she shit the bed once pretty much all of it?
6 BigGreenYamo 2015-07-30
Oh no, you don't get out of it that easy.
Seriously, though...it's a great listen.
3 callmesnake13 2015-07-30
Worth it just for CQ's appraisal of the situation
-1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-30
Oh you!
0 LarkSquire 2015-07-30
Listen later then. This is one of my favorites for sure.
-1 Spekk10 2015-07-30
Olean
24 IggysGlove 2015-07-30
Yea she looks like a dorky teenager. That's what ant likes about her. This was a step up in his twisted head.
23 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-07-30
Jill Nicoleaky
8 uppity-negro 2015-07-30
That shit must have been horrendous.
4 phlammo 2015-07-30
You actually believe that story?
10 uppity-negro 2015-07-30
I don't believe much of anything these days, but the visual in my mind makes it impossible to forget/disbelieve.
3 Azrael_ 2015-07-30
I would have eaten her ass right after a leak. She was hot man.
4 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-30
No she wasn't. She looked like a plastic 40+ year old lady.
1 Moakley 2015-07-30
she took diet pills that made her ass leak fat so enjoy
17 Genericscreen 2015-07-30
I'd fuck that vapid cunt Dani
7 SAHandre 2015-07-30
thats the spirit
1 hamstackerz 2015-07-30
should see if we can get a member of the AIDs club to seduce him away.
-1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-30
Both together. Jill leading the way, making Golightly Goloudly. Ant next door playin with his drone. Ant the cuck.......yeah.
-2 oldchunkofcoal 2015-07-30
I love how everyone just jumps on one word that they learned from the show or fans of the show--one that they previously did not know the definition of--and then use it all the time. First it was Anthony's "inane", then Jimmy's "drivel", now somebody on this sub's "vapid".
7 thrillated 2015-07-30
How very equivocal of you. I used those words way before I even got into the show in the first place. I also like to use "thick" but it's hard to use it now without thinking of Erock.
-3 oldchunkofcoal 2015-07-30
Some people could've known it first, but considering the "influx" of uses the past month, many people have just discovered it.
2 thrillated 2015-07-30
Shit, I didn't realize 3 individuals had a monopoly on the English language. Go fuck a cow, you mongoloid.
2 imagine_grey 2015-07-30
Excellent riposte.
2 thrillated 2015-07-30
Why, thank you.
0 oldchunkofcoal 2015-07-30
That went from 0 to 60 quick. Slow down speed racer!
11 panjshirlion 2015-07-30
Stetten was probably the hottest of his dalliances.
9 stevex42 2015-07-30
Is that the weather girl? That's a pretty good shot of her because I never found her particularly attractive, with her rock tits. Dani would be decent if she ingested something other than barbiturates and put conditioner in her hair.
5 uppity-negro 2015-07-30
Yep. She's not particularly attractive, but she's still better than the 2 below here. Illustrating the point that Ant's judgement and standards are not improving.
1 nothing_mattress 2015-07-30
Traffic Vixen if I recall
7 shimrra 2015-07-30
“A beautiful 35-year-old ain’t as as good lookin’ as an ugly 19-year-old." Patrice O'Neal
1 distantdrake 2015-07-30
Home fucking run.... Rip big guy.
7 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-30
The reality is that Jill probably broke up with him. The idea of dating a shock jock was probably interesting to her, so she gave it a shot. But at some point she came to realize what a lasy, uninspired, trashy rave obsessed gun nut he is and that it isn't just an act and she bailed. She was an adult with a real career and actual thoughts and opinions and it didn't fit in line with what Anthony wanted. The poopy thing probably had some truth to it, but it was mostly Anthony blowing it out of proportion and trying to save face. Jill may not have been a ten but she was WAY out of Anthony's league in several ways and not just with looks.
9 TacoTrots 2015-07-30
She suspected that he was cheating on her, and ultimately, she found him hiding another girl in his bedroom closet:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/opie-anthony-host-anthony-cumia-caught-jam-article-1.326215
-5 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-07-30
You sound gay.
Patrice had this from day one. She'll be calling other men "Oh Anthony!" in bed for the rest of her life. Jill's much more fucked in the head than he is. He's her one that got away.
A woman who's an "adult with a real career" is a twisted wreck inside—always.
11 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-30
Anthony is no one's the one that got away.
5 rahtin 2015-07-30
That's a bad picture of her. She's definitely attractive.
You guys are just homosexuals.
4 hautebird 2015-07-30
What the hell did Colin say about their tryst on the show the day Ant didn't come in after the Nicolini date? Something disparaging about wops...it was glorious.
17 opieanthonyjim 2015-07-30
Low rent wop fuck fest
8 hautebird 2015-07-30
There it is, vurry good.
3 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2015-07-30
/u/opieanthonyjim killing it for us tonight
2 NoirMagieGateau 2015-07-30
Long Island Royalty
3 BetterknownasPete 2015-07-30
Hahaha holy fuck ! Just a slight downgrade
3 Zenaesthetic 2015-07-30
This sub fucking sucks. Is this all it is now? Shitty meme after shitty meme.
2 nomorecompromise 2015-07-30
Dani is Edward Snowden.
3 uppity-negro 2015-07-30
She's hack, yes.
2 Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2015-07-30
Lady on top has a dinosaur mouth
2 NashuaDan 2015-07-30
Yeah, that Nicolini picture is some Back to the Future shit. Unless you are Doxx Brown, this is what she looks like now:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dJzx35BqBMA/maxresdefault.jpg
1 baraksobamas 2015-07-30
still delicious
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1 baraksobamas 2015-07-30
I still love me some Nicolini. Ass grease and all.
1 Moakley 2015-07-30
Jill was in playboy..... wtf http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Jill_Nicolini
1 TimP148 2015-07-30
Really puts things in to perspective. A moment of silence is in order.....
0 JoeCumiaSr 2015-07-30
Should have kept stetton you faggot
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0 baraksobamas 2015-07-30
I think she is hot as fuck
-1 bcb77 2015-07-30
Does anyone remember that she leaked oil from her ass in his bed while sleeping?
-2 ActionBlackson 2015-07-30
Ants a fuckin pedophile racist douche.
0 CuckECheese 2015-07-30
Tell us how you really feel!
0 ActionBlackson 2015-07-30
Did I hurt your feelings insulting your guido douche idol?
2 CuckECheese 2015-07-30
What? I never even insinuated that you literal autist.
-4 wizardnug 2015-07-30
true BUT imagine how tight the young ones pussy is. that old snatch is all widened up most likely
-5 That70smoke 2015-07-30
I would happily fuck dani for as long as she let me, or until she was 30.
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-5 booderdooders 2015-07-30
Yea a bag of sagging plastic surgery with leathery skin vs. a petite young 26 year old. I don't like Ant any more than the reset of you but please stop with this horseshit where you pretend Dani is a 5. This is basically the boys pretending Amy Schumer is a hot piece of ass, but in reverse. That's how douchey this looks.