What's really infuriating is he talks one time about how he fixed his little "bwut/put" problem by "walking around [his] apartment for hours just saying 'put' to [him]self," and he actually did fix it. So he has the capacity to work on his shitty Long Island accent, he just doesn't. Bugged me how they made fun of Steve's "perfect diction" when he was a lot more pleasing on the ear than Bwut and Finner in the Morning
Look at any picture of his stupid red, squinty face. He has NO UPPER LIP. Not being able to pronounce the letter p is a legitamite speech impediment, brothaman.
Then he starts eating on mic because he didn't get his precious melk on time. Yeah, take it out on the listeners, faggot. I swear they ate on mic just to infuriate people.
I think they are all just naturally such selfish and self-serving primadonnas that the thought of eating on air being annoying to the listeners never crossed their minds at all.
They've mentioned before that the listeners hate it and would complain about it, yet continued to do it. Jim pretty much said one time, "I wake up early and there's not enough time, and we only get a few minutes during breaks to eat". I'm paraphrasing, but he sounded so out of touch with his audience when he said it.
This is the quintessential Opie. Excuses and justification for being a shitty bitch followed by loud whining.
When he yells at Jimmy for the milk. Hahahaha. What the fuck. I know it sucks to get the jitters, but the guy talks for a living in air conditioning for a lot more money than he deserves, shut the fuck up Opie.
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19 [deleted] 2015-07-30
*melk
9 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-07-30
What's really infuriating is he talks one time about how he fixed his little "bwut/put" problem by "walking around [his] apartment for hours just saying 'put' to [him]self," and he actually did fix it. So he has the capacity to work on his shitty Long Island accent, he just doesn't. Bugged me how they made fun of Steve's "perfect diction" when he was a lot more pleasing on the ear than Bwut and Finner in the Morning
5 jags85 2015-07-30
Look at any picture of his stupid red, squinty face. He has NO UPPER LIP. Not being able to pronounce the letter p is a legitamite speech impediment, brothaman.
3 PepsiMax420 2015-07-30
*pahtaytis
14 BeerCanThick 2015-07-30
SOS Need melk badly!!!
How the fuck did Ant and Jim let themselves get bullied for 15 years by a chesty little twerp who whines about his "blood sugar?"
6 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-30
Anthony got beat up by a girl and Jim gets fucked in the ass by men. That should answer your question.
2 SteakSauce66 2015-07-30
THEY'RE LADIES AND THEY'RE NICE!
10 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-30
Then he starts eating on mic because he didn't get his precious melk on time. Yeah, take it out on the listeners, faggot. I swear they ate on mic just to infuriate people.
6 axeheadroad 2015-07-30
Theres honestly no sound as grating to me than the sound of eating. It makes me irrationally angry. Jimmy was the worst for it though Patrice also.
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4 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-30
I think they are all just naturally such selfish and self-serving primadonnas that the thought of eating on air being annoying to the listeners never crossed their minds at all.
2 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-30
They've mentioned before that the listeners hate it and would complain about it, yet continued to do it. Jim pretty much said one time, "I wake up early and there's not enough time, and we only get a few minutes during breaks to eat". I'm paraphrasing, but he sounded so out of touch with his audience when he said it.
2 avengingbullet 2015-07-30
Can you make it a few hours without eating??
1 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2015-07-30
yes. You italicizing faggot.
6 breadmoccasin 2015-07-30
This is the quintessential Opie. Excuses and justification for being a shitty bitch followed by loud whining.
When he yells at Jimmy for the milk. Hahahaha. What the fuck. I know it sucks to get the jitters, but the guy talks for a living in air conditioning for a lot more money than he deserves, shut the fuck up Opie.
3 Gregsbouch 2015-07-30
So from 6 to 11 am he needs to eat he needs to eat two breakfasts or his blood sugar drops and he goes into a "coma state"
What a burden to live with, poor guy.
3 paulrnelson 2015-07-30
Why doesn't he just melk himself?
2 im_not 2015-07-30
This was back when Ant was still able to confront Opie directly without walking on Greggshells
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1 aprosbro 2015-07-30
If it was so important why wouldnt he just eat the cereal dry? I do remember how annoying this was live.
1 panjshirlion 2015-07-30
Is this even a thing that happens to non-diabetics?
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2 SteakSauce66 2015-07-30
Nigga you lazy.