Find The Opester!

44  2015-07-29 by JimmysLostFat

74 comments

U2 fucking stinks.

Exactly, 2U, that's where the music is.

Or so says Joe Cumia.

Yes, we get it

Ha. i love redundant Posts

i really love them

they really are the fucking worst

U2 owes everything to 2U

ISuck #notworthy #sad #MyNameisonaChannel #maybenexttime

Yuck

Things Opie says while his wife ass-rams him with a black dildo and fondles his c-cup size tits

mynameisonachannel is pretty embarrassing.

fingers crossed for #mynameisonaheadstone in the near future.

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Looks like his embalming went well.

This genuinely looks like a photoshop - the light reaches everyone's face except Opie's because he's so far in the back. Given that he's worked for the company for 10 years, this is hilarious.

Also, Bono has tiny feet.

Yet those fat nobodies giving thumbs up and devil horns DVV DVV get front and center.

Three hateable individuals up front there. Poor Opie looks kind of pathetic back there, kind of says something about the diminishing Oqieradio brand.

Why wouldn't they give devil horns? It's rock'n'roll, man.

Exactly my thought, it looks like they pasted his head in as a joke. Got a big laugh out of this. I guess Opie really is funny after all.

UNINTENTIONALLY OF COURSE

We should zoom in again.

There are so many douche bags crammed in this shot I can't even tell which ones are U2.

He's aging rapidly.

He looks terrible! He's only 52 he could easily pass for 10+ that.

He looks like a fucking bird

Perhaps like a vulture?

he does have nice big hooters like Sweet Dee, afterall

Sweet Dee doesn't have big hooters though

He should have been wearing an opieradio hat #marketing #viral

What a loser. Could you imagine stern being stuck at the back of a photo like that.

Maybe back in like 1978

Anything to hide those delicious tits.

Greggggg "Wax Sculpture" Hughes.

I'm pretty sure he's beginning to melt in this photo.

Really, why does anyone give a fuck about U2? Bloody Sunday is just about their only song I've ever heard on the radio, and that came out like 25 years ago by now. I've never even met anyone who listens to them.

I fucking hate Bono with a passion.

YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAAAAAAAAA

You can't deny they've had some big hits, but it was mostly in the 80s and early 90s. Look at the Joshua Tree album for starters (their biggest album), I guarantee you've heard the first 3 songs on that unless you are really young.

I'm not a big U2 fan, I think they are corny and over the top for the most part. But they were one of the biggest bands in the world at one point.

Oh yeah....I forgot about those; probably because they all sound alike to me. Still, their music is SO goddamn bland. It all sounds like something that'd be playing in the background of an Apple commercial.

and opie works in radio and they love that shit

Because it sounds cool to say you like them. If you are over 45, and kind of retarded.

This, is the slap in the face to represent how much the company thinks of him.

This picture represents how the numbers are helping the channel grow and get better.

No fucking way a high paid host gets the shaft like this unless they fucking hate you and don't give a fuck about what you want.

It amazes me that they did all the channel shit when Ant left, renamed the channel, have him some extra spots for other shows...and still really could care less about his sloppy party bottom.

He went to bed last night finally realizing how much he sucks.

Upvoted for "sloppy party bottom"

His eyes are so close together

he looks like a plastic fake doll

He looks like a wax dildo.

Who the fuck throws up devil horns in a photo with U2?

In 2015.

DVV DVV

is that AJ Soprano in the front?

Look at that guys devil horns in the front. That made me irrationally angry. He has baby fingers.

what an asshole. all the way in the back with a stupid ostrich look on his dumb lifeless chimp face

Viral Spiral photoshoped him in

What a creep.

Jesus, his health is going downhill faster than I thought.

This isn't anything against Opie personally. I don't even get why its important for anyone to get a picture with them let alone a solo pic. What do you get out of standing in a posed photo with someone? Proof that you were in the building at the same time?

I'd rather not.

He looks like a serial killer in that shot. Yikes

It looks like Opie was on his way to the bathroom, saw these people posing, and thought ''Oh hey cool, some guys are taking a picture. Vurrrry nice. I'll try to sneak in.''

Then he resumed his leisurely stroll to the bathroom where he did his thing and afterwards (after washing his hands of course) had a tasty beverage.

He looks like a wax statue

Looks like the grub has fake tan.

doesn't work on a pasty ginger cunt like him

Would they do this to Howard Stern? Exactly.

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He looks like Arnold in the newest Terminator.

Aren't hashtags intended to be able to find people posting similar content?

I'm not seeing lots of other people using the #MyNameisonaChannel tag. Maybe he's spelling it wrong?

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oof

Photoshopped himself into a photo

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I just want to see Opie halfway hiding beind a tree and I can die a happy hater.

They could figure it out Opie. You're just not important enough for them to give a fuck.

I didn't feel sorry for Opie when he cried..but I do here!

Oh, all this U2 talk is driving me bananas, where are all the good bands like 2U.

Opie looks good for 45.

10 hours in paint Imgur

One of Sirius' "high profile hosts". The merger was the last of that "profile". They're equal with the Mashup at best. And that's probably giving them too much credit.

Who's the guy who looks like a cross between Bryan Cranston and an aging Terminator?

The dorkster

plus, where was brother leech and 2U?

Nice photoshop.

I'd love to just mow them all down with AK-47

We should zoom in again.

Exactly my thought, it looks like they pasted his head in as a joke. Got a big laugh out of this. I guess Opie really is funny after all.

UNINTENTIONALLY OF COURSE

Things Opie says while his wife ass-rams him with a black dildo and fondles his c-cup size tits

Yet those fat nobodies giving thumbs up and devil horns DVV DVV get front and center.

I fucking hate Bono with a passion.

You can't deny they've had some big hits, but it was mostly in the 80s and early 90s. Look at the Joshua Tree album for starters (their biggest album), I guarantee you've heard the first 3 songs on that unless you are really young.

I'm not a big U2 fan, I think they are corny and over the top for the most part. But they were one of the biggest bands in the world at one point.

Because it sounds cool to say you like them. If you are over 45, and kind of retarded.

mynameisonachannel is pretty embarrassing.