Hypothetical question..
14 2015-07-29 by zucchinimash
Imagine you were a 19 year old guy from a low socio-economic background and an older woman celebrity in her 50's started paying attention to you in a sugar mommy kind of way.
She had some wacky politics, was borderline racist, had a crater face, and individually placed silicone implants in her saggy tits - but in her prime she had a sense of humour that had made you a fan of her work.
She wants to move you into her mansion, fly you to Fiji on vacations, give you a free iPad. Basically money and luxury in exchange for eating her pussy every night and keeping her company during her racist rantings.
Would ya?
35 comments
13 birdmanisreal 2015-07-29
I'd go down on her cooter going lick lick lick fuck fuck lick lick fuck until she cums all over her legs. fawk yeah..
11 FlukemansCloaca 2015-07-29
If I'm 19 and she's 50 I never saw this bitch, let alone was a fan of her, 'in her prime'
9 ib--90 2015-07-29
What does she look like?
38 mr__hat 2015-07-29
http://i.imgur.com/jGWFysB.jpg
7 NotAlaskan 2015-07-29
Be a lot more tolerable with a hat and a goatee.
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8 SHITDlCK 2015-07-29
Anthony in a wig.
19 kgt5003 2015-07-29
So your regular, every day Anthony?
1 Ellenpaosfishface 2015-07-29
Johnny Boy Soprano's goomar.
7 ScoleriBrother 2015-07-29
Probably. But i wouldnt be bragging about it like its something real like that she really is into me
8 zucchinimash 2015-07-29
That's part of the deal. You are arm candy to the old hag, so you better make it convincing in public.
7 ScoleriBrother 2015-07-29
What i meant was. Im not gonna go on twitter and brag about going to hawaii like i deserve to be there when EVERYONE knows that its a sugar mommy situation.
6 Knightscribe 2015-07-29
"Borderline" racist?
5 xxmikekxx 2015-07-29
Perfect example to use in this situation:
Victoria Jackson
http://www.contactmusic.com/victoria-jackson/pictures/dd9c3c4d/victoria-jackson-snl-40th-anniversary-special-2015_4586671
So....would ya?
2 birdmanisreal 2015-07-29
Ughhh
4 mikestl1988 2015-07-29
Yes only on the condition she wouldnt be fucking other guys on the side and buying ipads for 14 year olds off their amazon wishlists
3 opieanthonyjim 2015-07-29
Low socio-economic background? He dad owns a comedy club.
The 17 yr old he last dated, her dad was part of Bill Clinton's presidential staff.
2 schmoegreene 2015-07-29
Nope.
2 QuantumDice 2015-07-29
I've always wanted to see Fiji, and that cunt will be dead before the memories fade.
So yes.
2 chaosanc 2015-07-29
God could you even imagine a 50 year old lady who is the equivalent ugliness of Anthony? Jesus christ.
3 K1bbler 2015-07-29
I don't have to imagine it because Sandy Kane exists.
1 NashuaDan 2015-07-29
Am I autistic with an annoying, whiny voice?
1 TriangleDimes 2015-07-29
No, that sounds like a wasted life and all my friends and family would make fun of me.
1 PuffsPlusArmada 2015-07-29
No. I have dignity.
1 Hard_Fiskur 2015-07-29
Imagine you were a 19 year old guy from a low socio-economic background and an older woman ..........
That's all I need to read.... hells ya!
1 CowsAreCurious 2015-07-29
Would I be allowed to enjoy myself in Fiji or would I have to spend the entire vacation listening to her rant about Blacks?
1 BoboOrban6 2015-07-29
Probably not, but where this analogy breaks down is men are more attracted to the visual than women.
0 TenGallonBat 2015-07-29
mmmm sugar mommy
I'd eat her coochie cuz I'm not like the brothers okay
-1 CUNTYMOM 2015-07-29
"i''l eat da coochie okhay"
-1 zucchinimash 2015-07-29
I know I would. Though it's creepy as hell I get what Dani is doing.
3 MonsteRain 2015-07-29
Well she isn't 19, though her looks don't really indicated that.
-1 cc1945 2015-07-29
OP fails because he doesn't understand human sexuality.
Men are attracted to youth and beauty.
Women are attracted to power and status.
Your failure to understand this also reflects the likelihood that you struggle with women. I'm right aren't I?
Listen to the Black Philip show.
2 panjshirlion 2015-07-29
That men would consider it despite that difference in sexuality is even more interesting.
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1 zucchinimash 2015-07-29
Could you elaborate on this?
1 cc1945 2015-07-29
No sorry
1 zucchinimash 2015-07-29
No worries, thanks for replying.