You're gonna see some serious shit.

110  2015-07-29 by doxxbrown

39 comments

Doxx Brown in Hack to the Future

Starring Michael J. Rat

Michael J Doxx is the obvious joke, damn you.

Ah ha there it is. Was going for animal names. Weirdfellas where ya gonna be this weekend?

You can catch me at the Flappers open mic in Burbank Friday night at 11:30, and the West Side Comedy Theater Saturday at 6pm.

That's...if my name gets....pulled out of the bucket.

"Weirdfellas is here, doing a good job for us..."

Who also starred in Doxx Hollywood

He's like the family guy version where he takes marty back to the future to stop his daughter from dating a black man.

Pock Brown

Doc Brown also spent most of his time with a high schooler.

"Marty! We need to go back to April 9th, 1865 and get the Niggers deported back to Africa!"

"Marty, we need to go back to April 9th, 1947 so I can date your mother!"

Dani: Whats this about?

Doxx Brown: It's about your age, I am going back in time to when you were younger.

Dani: What about your fans?

Doxx: flips down glasses Where we are going, we don't need fans.

dramatic music starts

Gregg's....Sports....Almanac.

Where all the information is wrong because he knows fuck-all about sports.

ME Saint Louis Cardinals won the Superbowl in 2023

Me: That Kurt Warner...Kurt is still the quarterback for them, right Travis? Oh, yeah Kurt retired...right...Carson Palm...Pal-mer? Carson Palmer, of course! I knew that...ffffuck!

...he told me some hair-plugged gun-nut hermit, or a random GayNigger would come asking for it.

Funny... I never thought it'd be you.

I'm really enjoying these

Yeah, Bobby as a giant whatever is funny but easy. These use his own shtick against him.

Somebody for the love of God please do Jaws or Platoon or Goodfellas.

the photoshops have always been the best part of this sub

"praying mantits" is my all time favorite

It's pathetic, but the Mantits is probably the greatest thing I've contributed to the world.

Sir you are a hero of mine. Many chuckles have been had at that picture.

Thanks, I'll savour this rare moment of positivity on this sub.

Marty McFly: Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Dr. Emmett Brown: Yes she can't remember who the fuck you are

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Fuck this, add this to the sidebar rotation please, mods?

I'm out of the loop on this one.

What the fuck is going on?

So you are saying you know not of the DOX???? This is madness

this is correct

Ok ill try to make this quick...

-Ant mostly bombed at the Big Jay Roast

-Someone DM'd him on twitter saying he bombed and may or may not have talked shit about a family member

-Ant found out his address by searching online or perhaps other means and threatend to expose it if he kept fucking with him (the potential DOX event!)

-BEGUN THE DOX WARS HAVE

-This sub went to DEFCON 1 and tore him a new asshole for this (and came up with some hilarious pics etc.)

-Ant drunkingly responded with a thread here in this sub where he kinda went ape shite(see sticky at top of sub titled "Too many topics to reply to...So...")

-Most seem to think this will end like the movie Downfall. (the young ones will be poisoned first and Ant and Keith will use the firearms on themselves)

You're doing God's work son.

Why is his subreddit private?

im not sure what you mean. whats showing up as private?

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I think this movie is too recent for any of the O&A crew to get the reference.

This is solid work

hilarious!

lol

Can someone cleverer than me please make a joke about 88 mph and 88 meaning heil Hitler?

Ok, here I go: LOL 88 = Heil Hitler, haha! nailed it

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"Marty, we need to go back to April 9th, 1947 so I can date your mother!"

Starring Michael J. Rat

So you are saying you know not of the DOX???? This is madness