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0  2015-07-29 by anthonycumiashow

The collection of assholes on this sub is unsurpassed. The "secrets" that people try to reveal that have been public knowledge for years are so exciting for some of you retards out there. The "Doxxing" outrage is hilarious. Many have gotten my address wrong. Fucking morons. I'm the easiest person to find. Got bored bashing Opie did ya? Oh well, I'd be slightly worried if I thought this very small collection of dicks and assholes mattered for a second. Why respond than? Because it's entertaining to me. I'd love to see how many of you imbeciles live. So, I read your posts and get a pretty good idea. Not much better to do huh? And I'd love for one of the dummies here to assess what I've done with the show and network since starting a yr ago and explain how that amounts to failure and a downward spiral. At least make up a realistic story as to why it's failing. Well, that's much more time than you're worth. Keep listening fuckheads!

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How about you get off twitter and reddit and do some fucking show prep. I really enjoy the other shows on the network and signing Ari is great news. But your podcast is one of the most boring, repetitive things ive ever seen. Its fucking lazy.

Youve created a podcast network, got a staff together, made a great easy to use website, youve got an app, a fucking NYC studio, and a great people on board like gavin and the LoS guys. YOUVE DONE THE HARD PARTS ALREADY. Now just put a little effort into your show and youd have a great fuckin network.

But youve been acting like a complete ass the last 3-4 months. Its really turned me off of supporting the network despite the fact that i enjoy the other shows and im a massive fan of classic O&A. Just unsubscribed, and i encourage others to do so until anthony stops this cunty internet tough guy work and starts putting some effort into his show.

Boom ya got your website, ya got your app, ya got your studio. You just gotta be thankful you have good people around you duuude.

Whys this sub gotta be so SCHMARMY dude

"YA KNOW WHAT DEEEEUUUD, ya getcha Ferguson trial, you getcha cawh-fee..."

I couldnt agree with this post more. I'm in the same boat as this guy, and recently got fed up with the horseshit and had to unsub. This is a live uncensored internet show with limitless potential and all we get is the same drivel for 2 hours a day (brought to you by insert sponsor of the week here). What happened to all the silly shit we were supposed to have? Let me be clear on this: I do NOT give a FUCK about race. There is a bajillion more interesting topics to speak on, and fucking twitter wars isnt one of em. The show really needs a breath of fresh air.

It needs a Jim Norton.

Or you know, you could just unsub and fuck off. That'd be some fresh air.

You unsubed? The Gavin McInnes Show is worth the money as far as I'm concerned. Throw in LoS and now you're getting a bargain! TACS is..................well.................

Oh, you think I should do some show prep? Well this is how I feel about you and your O-pinion

BLOCKED!!!

FUCK YOOOOOOOOU!!! TELLING ME I NEED SHOWPREPFUCKYOOOOOOOOU!!! HAVE FUN BEING BLOCKED YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! HOWS THAT FOR SHOW PREP YOU FUCKING SAVAGE!!!

Yeah I was a day one subscriber but I unsubbed this week. Get your shit together Ant. Im running out of old Patrice shows to listen to.

My six month sub is up soon. .I'm not being spoken to like that by someone who I give my money to, especially when they are so obviously wrong.

This dudes unsubscribed atleast twice from what i remember for what its worth.

ive unsubbed once before, but i came back after LoS and gavin's show joined the network

Same here. I'm basically subbed to Gavin right now. "Subbed" means "submissive"?

Signing Ari?

That's some tough love right there!

Ari signed to the network?

Who cares? Ari's podcasts have been available for free for like 5 years. You either like him or you don't. He isn't showing up with a new act. (I don't like him)

But his asshole is all raw lookin'.

well yesterdays show was damn good.

Well, SOMEONE'S drunk and angry.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIs

Anthony I say this with total and complete respect out of your accomplishments and hours of entertainment you provided us for years....

I hope everything falls apart for you

Anthony I say this with total and complete respect out of your accomplishments and hours of entertainment you provided us for years.... I hope everything falls apart for you

Made me laugh out loud

Goddam I laffed and laffed

I had to walk into my brother's room at midnight to read this to him, holy shit. Well fucking done man. That was hilarious.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyone feel bad for LoS and Gavin?

They are under his umbrella and he's acting like a child.

Did you enjoy your Christmas present?

haha lmaooo

Wait is this actually Anthony. Hahahhahahahahahhahahahaha really? Yo ant you had absolutely no problem with this place when people were talking about Opies wife and kids, now you're all up in arms HUH?

we all live like assholes and he knows it. I'm sure all of us are shut-in alcoholics with no social life and hang out on twitter hating blacks all day, in between TV Land shows.

Pretty much this besides the twitter and TV Land parts.

he's not all up in arms though... he's taunting you queers. opie just cried lol.

anthony > /r/opieandanthony

Pendulum will swing at the center of attention. Just another day, another condescension. Mock you, shock you, gonna Lock you down. Pendulum will shift with a little bit of pressure. Move too slow and the pendulum will get you. Show you, mow you, gonna throw you around.

My heart’s getting heavy, my blood’s getting cold. You changed me into something that I just can’t control. If you see me comin’ best get out of my way, ‘cause the pendulum is swinging back the other way.

yeeeeeees

RIP

Better diss track than Meek Mill's.

favorite line is my username... rowckyoo shoggyoo gonna duuuumpp youu oww-OWWW-owwwtttt!

Ironically I bet Anthony brought most folks here from his AMA.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAARA

RIP Steve

Posting this was a mistake, Anthony. Another week or two and this sub would have pretty much fully moved on to the next person, but you've now reopened the floodgates.

As awful and hateable as Opie is, he actually played it right by ignoring it. Now we get to see Ant on one of those sad "I don't even care, FUCK YOU, this is funny to me, FUCK YOU" tantrums.

"It's entertaining to me, you fucking fucks! I'm having a great time--go fuck your mother, you retarded child!" Priceless. Cocaine's a helluva drug, apparently.

Joe Pesci's accent in that movie was almost unbearable.

I read that in Drunk Jimmy's voice.

I believe Ant thought this would come across like he was so far above all of us cretins but what he doesn't understand is that this isn't a sub of "haters" or idiots and we can see right through his bullshit. Ant, you sound desperate and pathetic, people who aren't going through a downward spiral don't make lengthy statements about said, nonexistant spiral.

Also, don't act like we are some vocal minority in a sea of praise, we were the only people who even remotely cared about your horrendous podcast and you managed to even fuck that up, who else is the market for the content you hide behind a paywall?

Clean up your act, shitdick.

100% correct. The "wake up and realize I went on a rampage against the 28 people who still know who I am" will be vicious. Much worse than whatever bothered him enough to come on here last night.

Opie-ing Ari on board is a good move for Ari, but judging by last night's tantrum not a good one for Ant. Another show better than his he has to pay for, with very little chance of seeing even a decent bump in subs, all while the price remains the same. And that's before even considering you'd have to be an idiot to give this guy a junk email much less your personal info.

For context I just looked at Kevin Pollak's free podcast guest list, which is chock full of legitimate A-listers. He barely breaks 20k on average. Nobody is paying for media in 2015. Period.

"Nobody is paying for media in 2015. Period." exactly, dont care how good the show thinks it is, i wont on principle. Refuse to pay for porn for the same reason.

You don't think perhaps this is just one or two "haterz" with hundreds of accounts.... It seems that Ant is borrowing that idea from an old friend....

Who is the next person? Who is there to move on to?

This is sort of hard to read, I wish there were an Enigma machine to help translate... because it's hard to read... and it would translate it..... for me.

That's a fucking good one. You see /u/anthonycumiashow that's how you craft a joke.

fawkin homerawn!!

i guess itsstss all in the delivery or sumthin

Hi Opie!

Opie Sucks.

Never thought that would be downvoted

It's funny when this whole sub was bashing opie and Jimmy you had no problem with it but once they start bashing you and now you have a problem which they wasn't nearly as brutal to you as they was to opie and his wife.

Totally exposes the hypocrisy of Ant. He is just as thin skinned, just as greggshelly as Opie.

That poor, sweet skater whore..

youre barely noticing that? lol this sub is made up of depressed middle aged men.

a bunch of joe derosas are mad at ant now. ...how cute.

bashing ant for what? using google to put a silly faggot or 2 in their place?

are you people retarded?

How can you hate niggers but not your mooch brother?

3 weeks ago

"We will never be abused as much as Opie on that forum".

The thing that's funny to me is the way he talks about people bashing Opie like it's their job; that's the same way he is about black people on twitter. He doesn't seem to see how stupid it makes him look.

Can somebody find a way to censor out Anthonys face from that video link? Or just put up a NSFW tag on it or something. Jesus.

This needs to be upvoted to the top

Booyah nigga.

"Too soon Junior"

"At least make up a realistic story as to why it's failing."

I don't think anyone can be certain about the network's financials without the inside information, but this definitely reads like the posting of someone whose network is doing fantastic.

That's exactly what I was thinking when I read that as well. Methinks thou doth protest too much.

That's all I took away from this. It read like someone flailing their arms as they are being choked out.

"The shows failing! FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!" followed by a lot of sobbing into a Coors Light

I'm sure it's doing great....and Ant just enjoys going on shitty podcasts and fucking comic-con and air shows, etc. While on OnA the fucker never appeared Anywhere.

Fucking morons. I'm the easiest person to find.

Nobody is trying to find you. You're the unstable fucking moron trying to find and threaten people, and you're even willing to pay for the info.

Got bored bashing Opie did ya?

What's really bad is that you've had such an epic meltdown and took all that goodwill you had with the fans and squandered with lame, old man rants about "niggers" and "guns" and "liberals". You were wrong about all of your Obama hysteria and yet you keep at it.

I'd love to see how many of you imbeciles live.

Not nearly as well as you supposedly do, which makes everybody here wonder why you are so unhinged.

Keep listening fuckheads!

Haha, I'm not even torrenting your shitshow any more. Good luck, Ant. I really hope you get the help you need.

Yeah, keep listening?! I stopped listening long ago, that's the whole point.

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Anthony loved this place when the heat was on Opie who by the way handled it much better than this, but the tables have turned on Anthony and now it's just a collection of assholes?

What a delusional asshole you are.

Opie could fallback on that cushy paycheck from Sirius. He could delude himself to the number of listeners (that we all know Sirius doesn't give out)

Anthony actually has that knowledge. He's watching fans drop off and he's frantic about it. Without the fame, money, and hanger-ons...what is really left?

1 of the big problems too is that Anthony has fully taken on the persona of "the winner". He used to be more self-deprecating. And if he made fun of himself for a lot of this stuff it would be so much better. But no, according to his show he killed at the roast, his business is doing amazing & he has a pool so everyone else is a loser

Without the fame, money, and hanger-ons...what is really left?

A decent sized cock.

Looking back, Opie handled all this geniusly. He sat back and was smart enough to just stay away from all the negativity on social media, and not feeding into it by giving hateful opinions for people to bring up to prove he's a racist. It really was a long con and I have to commend him for being a genius.

You were universally liked by the fanbase for years, but we just arbitarily "got bored" a few months ago? Are you sure we're the ones who have changed?

Go get catfished by a dude again faggot

Haha a guy pretending to be a 14 year old girl catfished him and everyone on this thread is the dumb one. He's dumber than Bobo.

Noh, that nevur ghappened.

L-look a-at the bell curve, alroight...

ME: I knew he was a dude...but I bought the iPad for him in case he had a daughter.

FUCKO!

Can we at least get some clarification on the incident where you got cat-fished?

Do you want an "open and honest discussion" Ha!

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"We learned it from watching you!"

We should have Bobo say that.

Awwwrite???

Uhoh, Daddy's been drinking and he is done with your guff!

I don't think you have even the faintest idea how much of a pathetic asshole you come off as when you write these screeds (and so similarly to your Cro Mag of a brother, too). So please, do continue. "I don't care. It's entertaining!" Uh huh. You're having a great time. Have another drink, wet brain.

I do have an idea of how fucking pathetic this sub has gotten. Wet brain? Haha, nice. That is literally the comeback of a mentally challenged child.

This subreddit has never been a "safe" place, you're just upset because it changed its focus to you rather than Opie.

Have you considered checking tumblr? You might feel safer there.

You see Anthony, he's talking about your drinking problem.

Hey man, the Kummiya Berbers are a displaced people. It ain't easy.

Don't call him a Berber, he'll start to take credit for the great pyramids.

IT WASN'T THE FUCKING NUBIANS OUT THERE BUILDING THE WALLS OF MAHDIYYA, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH

Even your reddit comments are a bland waste of time

Yeah, you're right. It's the sub that's pathetic. Not you, never you. You know why? You have money and a pool and a jacuzzi. This makes you a natural winner.

Honey, YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES. Wake the fuck up. You're now a laughingstock. And you're, of course, the last to know. Reddit subs are by nature pathetic, but when they are the ones making you look like a fucking loser, you know you got trouble. I am greatly enjoying your fall from grace, so by all means, please continue. As if you could do otherwise.

"Wait, he has a pool? Nobody mentioned that... Well perhaps we got off on the wrong foot."

To be fair, that pool will be on the market soon

Real talk, I'd be Ant's biggest cheerleader if it meant I had access to a pool year round. Even if it is full of Saracen cum.

Go to r/anthonycumiashow (or whatever it is) if you want to reconnect with all 12 of your still-remaining vapid ball-washers.

Dis nigga mad bruh

That is literally the comeback of a mentally challenged child.

Just like the stains on your bedsheets.

You know better than us since you're fucking one who says she's retarded with Aspergers and your whore.

Yeah it's gotten so pathetic since we quit washing your balls and started calling you on your shit.

How many drinks have you had tonight? Serious question.

Can we have an open and honest conversation about how you bombed? Just say you bombed. Doesn't matter if it's your first or last roast. You bombed. If you admitted it instead of try to Opie your way into making people think you didn't, we wouldn't have a problem.

As opposed to a man over 50 years old getting catfished by a dude pretending he's a 14 year old girl? You are dumber than bobo you fucking piece of shit.

Because an old wash-up radio host who has zero self-awareness, hangs out with freshly pubescent girls, and thinks he's telling it like it is by blaming everything on black people isn't pathetic?

After seeing you bomb in such a humiliating fashion at Jay's roast, I'd say you know a little about the comebacks of a mentally challenged child!

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We here at reddit have dedicated ourselves to fighting your blatant racism.

You're going down, ballwasher.

"This very small collection of dicks and assholes" is literally probably 75% of his initial subscriptions

The Ope-Anthony spaceport, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

That one's from the 70's Ant, you should gettit.

"Hey, we don't serve their kind in here! Your niggers! They'll have to wait outside..." Imgur

It doesn't say nigger in it.

Yup

Ronnie B. broke it down for you.

What did Ronnie say? Or can you point me to the show where it happened?

It was the TACS Ron show, he said Ant has become the Fez of O&A with his racist rants. He stopped being funny just like ol' Fezzie.

This is something brother Joe would post, we expect better from you Anthony.

Why? It's 100% accurate. Why wouldn't I post it? Sorry I'm missing all the rules that all you fucking bashing asswipes seem to think I need to follow.

Your melting down brother, take some advice. Stay off social media. Call Ron Bennington. You're a fucking mess

Let him hang himself. This is the funniest shit hes said since the roast.

he didnt say anything funny at the roast...

It was funny that he bombed so horribly by doing his racial observations in a non joke format and expecting people to find them funny. Then he followed it up by swearing he didn't bomb. So yeah, it was funny

Also that "Soder take my seat" joke was funny..right guys?!

too real?

no...nothing?

Yeah, I'm needling him. You know like Opie used to do when Opie could instigate him to do things like a monkey for Opie's amusement. He's not funny without the puppet master

Ant, buddy, have you thought about taking some time off, at least from social media, and maybe your show, too? A couple of weeks to clear your mind or something? I just feel like you're in a bad place mentally right now. Your tweets have become increasingly erratic and now you're arguing with fans (at least they used to be fans?) on Reddit.

Yes, I feel like a fag writing this but I'm a fan and it bums me out to see one of my favorite media personalities lose his shit like this.

Ant, buddy, have you thought about taking some time off, at least from social media, and maybe your show, too? A couple of weeks to clear your mind or something?

He took a vacation to Hawaii with a girl who by all accounts looks like she was raised in an Saudi sheik's pleasure cage. He spent nearly the whole time on Twitter complaining about black people. He could be on a personal guided tour of the Vatican archives and he would still be staring at "Niggermania" on his phone.

And he hasn't even had any contact with black people to justifiably hate them. The worse thing a black person did was ASK him for lunch money, but the pissy eyed faggot immediately assumed he'd get his ass kicked if he didn't give in, and he's hated blacks ever since.

What are you talking about? Black people have chosen to document their entire existence on worldstarhiphop. Neil deGrasse Tyson posted a video to his WSHH page to announce that Pluto had been downgraded to the status of dwarf-planet, if you didn't know. S. James Gates Jr first broke his fleek-as-shit supersymmetry, supergravity, and superstring theorem on WSHH.

Why? It's 100% accurate.

Oh god, he's using the exact same line as when he wants to excuse his 20 minute long one-directional race rants.

FAWK YEA ANTH DV DVVV

What, too real?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I never graduated high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous coke deals, and I have over 300 subscribers. I am trained in nothing in particular and I’m the worst broadcaster on my own network. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Long Island, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my producer in the guest house and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, just so long as I'm not tweeting, drunk posting on Reddit, or talking about tweeting and drunk posting on Reddit on my show. Not only am I extensively trained in references your dad even barely remembers, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /r/TACSdiscussion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Thank you for your service

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little SJW? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pest Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Scott and Todd, and I have over 300 confirmed Facebook bans. I am trained in internet trolling and I’m the top FRRRUNNKISS in the entire O&A army. You are nothing to me but just another hack jock. I will doxx you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on Wackbag? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pests across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fatso. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, tits. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Chip you in seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in spamming black pornography on social media , but I have access to the entire of Rich Vos' touring calendar and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” bomb was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn baby raper. I will shit AIDS all over you and you will drown in it. Jim Norton is performing at Parlor Live in Seattle August 13-15, kiddo.

I'm so glad that the Vos tourdates gag is still goin strong

Careful. It wouldn't take much to break grandma's hip.

Well, that sure kicked things up a notch.

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Thermite posts!

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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

Woke up this morning 8:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3/8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2014 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet $3000 in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking $15000 champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 10:30 and I did more in 2 hours than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to little fucking kids you sick fuck.

This was terrible, what was the purpose of it?

you must need an enigma machine to read it, sorry

die

die bart die?

you have lost your mind.

The collection of assholes on this sub is unsurpassed. The "secrets" that people try to reveal that have been public knowledge for years are so exciting for some of you retards out there. The "Doxxing" outrage is hilarious. Many have gotten my address wrong. Fucking morons. I'm the easiest person to find. Got bored bashing Opie did ya? Oh well, I'd be slightly worried if I thought this very small collection of dicks and assholes mattered for a second. Why respond than? Because it's entertaining to me. I'd love to see how many of you imbeciles live. So, I read your posts and get a pretty good idea. Not much better to do huh? And I'd love for one of the dummies here to assess what I've done with the show and network since starting a yr ago and explain how that amounts to failure and a downward spiral. At least make up a realistic story as to why it's failing. Well, that's much more time than you're worth. Keep listening fuckheads!

What? Too real?

Ant, this place has been an unreasonable hate filled circlejerk shithole for a long time. You yourself used to come here almost daily to take little shitty shots at Opie. You did the whole "Greggshells" thing. Remember?

The tide has turned and it's clearly hurting your show.

BOO-FUCKING-HOO. How can you expect people have any sympathy for you?

How can I keep listening when I don't listen now?

If you wasn't listenin' then where you gettin all this doxx on him?

doxxwars

For once, that brave knight /u/Cumia___Comment can rest his weary eyes.

You should say this in that relevant, fresh, and HILARIOUS Dice impression that you've been leaning on for 20+ years. That'll turn the crowd around!

Tsss... he needs mon... wait, hold on. Tssss. He needs some money to buy stuff or somethin'.

AHHGOOOOSHHH!!!!

Oh god I'm too douche chilled out to actually read this lol

They first posted it on Dani's tumblr page but her fans called them both faggots.

"Her fans" ?

Ha-ha I'm actually reading the comments first because I can't bear to read Anthony's initial post

Its the next day and I still can't bring myself to read his comments. I imagine this is how Anthony felt watching Club Piscipo.

Wow, literally just listened to this on the way home/to work last night/this morning lol. They fucking KILLED him, but yeah, Ant's a bumbling idiot right now.

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Link?

More importantly: when are you going to fire Keith?

Even more importantly: what happened to the groceries.

In what world is it reasonable to pay 7 dollars a month for a subpar comedy podcast which is also riddled with commercials?

Also, please die

I guess if you wait a few months, you will be able to get LOS and Gavin for free when they put their podcast on Riotcast or Deathsquad.

Not so fast buster. I'll have you know Ari Shaffir just signed to the network, that will bring in 20k subs minimum!

Is he even popular? I was on the fence with Heebie Kikeburger but since the Bobby Lee story I'm just never watching him again.

Generally? I guess. Enough to raise the Costa Concordia? Nah.

Yes, I forgot about that. It's not like I can hear ari on Rogan, TKWD, Sam Morril, Racewars and a million other podcasts.

I never, ever got that, why ads when it's sub based. That is so incredibly fucked up kind of like Hulu or even Stern with his Ashley Madison ads.

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I'd be so depressed if I had your life.

I'm in my 20s I'm doing fine you're the 56 year old alcoholic who dates 20 year old girls. You're the guy who's shunned from all your co-workers and friends. You're the guy who can't even function in a social situation outside your house. You're the guy who's ugly as fuck in every angle possible lol

You're the guy who's ugly as fuck in every angle possible lol

You take that back!

Anthony, you are a funny and very handsome man. Your opinions on race give us all a fresh new perspective that the lame-stream media refuses to give us. Your jokes at the Big Jay roast were top notch (personally I thought they were the best of the night), and the way they cut the crowd audio just proves how the liberals are out to silence the true Americans. If I give you one piece of advice that might help your career get back on track it's to take Opie's juicy fawkin peckah and give it a nice, slow suck til he gives you your old job back... naw just Chippin' ya, you're finished.

We might might not have as much money as Ant does (which is I think is what he was referring to in this weird random rant), but I guarantee we all live a much better quality of life than he ever will

And some of us can fall asleep without having to have the TV and lights on like we're 5.

/u/beverlyhillsjobber dropping truth bombs!

Truth bombs? You fucking faggot. Get out of the hate group.

Hey Ant, why'd you start fucking your friends daughter? It's like you're only thinking of how it feels in the moment. It's like how you describe black people.

It's the Moors.

"The collection of assholes' who were so important to you that you referenced, quoted, and pandered to them during your undoubtedly highest viewed episode where you stabbed the guy in the back who was responsible for you having any of the financial and professional status that you do, because you refuse to accept responsibility for getting yourself fired.

And keep in mind...these same people that you talk down to now, are also part of the equation that got you to where you are.

Opie told you. Bennington told you. And finally now that fanbase is telling you.... You've lost your shit, dude. You're a wacked out, race obsessed drunkard who buries his dick in vapid barely legals, that's been so reduced to impotence that you had to resort to threatening people, and offering up cash bounties for those who laugh at you.

'Keep listening fuckheads!' That's the problem though....who's listening? Most of the people in this thread only hear your show when you've done something colossally embarrassing and someone puts the clip on Youtube.

August 3rd is just days away now. Too bad you won't be able to have all the missing yearly subs plugged like you did the hair follicles on your head.

Sieg heil, dumbass!

Damn dude, that's a great analysis. Absolutely on point. We also need more Photoshops please, pronto.

what did Ronnie say? Do you have a link by chance?

I think Anthony just followed up with something about where he is with things now, and they moved on with the conversation. Sorry...don't have a link.

The collection of assholes on this sub is unsurpassed

holy shit it's as if we're former fans of the O&A show

Oh well, I'd be slightly worried if I thought this very small collection of dicks and assholes mattered for a second.

You've been talking to us for over a year. You know what doesn't matter for a second? Playing EVE Online you mook

Got bored bashing Opie did ya?

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON... yeah sort of.

So, I read your posts and get a pretty good idea. Not much better to do huh?

Sounds like we're all doing the same thing here, Ant.

And I'd love for one of the dummies here to assess what I've done with the show and network since starting a yr ago and explain how that amounts to failure and a downward spiral.

alright fair enough. we can go back to discussing you bombing at the roast.

Well, that's much more time than you're worth.

and the passive aggressive Opie move to finish the whole post off. if only you could copy his paycheck.

Got bored bashing Opie did ya?

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON... yeah sort of.

Hahaha, so very succint.

Keep listening fuckheads!

I think Opie use to say this after a lot of us already stopped listening.

And I don't know about you guys but I quit stealing Ant's show more than a month ago it's not worth using my unlimited bandwidth. Anyways I just wait for a new Legion of Skanks to come out.

To be fair to Ant though I think this sub's view on the doxxing thing is retarded and hypocritical.

I am ok with the doxxing as long as it's not me getting doxxed

SO SAY GOODNIGHT TO THE BAD GUY, There's a bad guy comin' through!

this is amazing sir.

Ant go to rehab, you fucking drunk. For real. Booze and anger have been destroying you for long enough, don't you think? You're as bad as Lady Di.

He's worse than lady di. At least she fully admits she has a problem.

Tbh that alone's not enough to make him worse than Di lol

you really think a sober and calm Ant would be entertaining?

I had to read the screenname multiple times to see if it was him. I could've sworn it would've been anthomycumiashow or antonycumiashow or anthonycurniashow . I couldn't believe he'd actually post this

anthonycurniashow, that's a good one.

Yeah, we know it's him because he posted here frequently when all the hate was being directed towards Opie.

The moment one critical thing was said about him he threw a fit and barely comes here anymore.

Ant is a bitch made nigga

Cornia

I had to read your fake anthonycumiashow names multiple times to make sure you didn't write the real one

Anthony. Besides a small portion of trolls, almost 80% of the stuff said here are jokes and for the sake of humor. You wouldn't know anything about that though, would you?

We'd much rather watch him do to other people what we're now doing to him and Opie, but they just don't. fucking. try. Opie is obviously pretty deep into his battle with downs syndrome, but Kummiya just outright stopped trying to be funny.

This sub represents a huge potion of your fanbase Anthony. Lets be real, it's your fanbase. Like 2% of us didn't already hate Opie for years at the time of your firing. Those enablers over in /r/TACSdiscussion never listened to you hang with Louis CK and fuck with Donald Rumsfeld about being a reptilian. They never watched you bullshitting in your prime with Patrice. They liked you on Red Eye and that Stormfront show very recently, and that's not to say that it's a political thing; it's just that they are fans that you obtained at a time in your life when all you were doing was (understandably) debating race due to the firing. But they aren't funny people, they never knew you as anything more than the mildly funny TACS-version of yourself, and they're a very tiny minority compared to the people who you won to your side over the years on O&A which I don't think I need to remind you was listened to by millions.

We were all Team-Ant because we saw you as the guy who brought the funny like a fuckin' running back pushing through Opie's impenetrable wall of douchebag. This sub, your fanbase, wants funny. It's like trying to hold back the tide or block the sun, you pockmarked cave-dwelling batman villain. The funny will always find it's way to the top, and you'd clearly prefer to be on the proper side of it. Just start being funny again (get a co-host) and we'll laugh with you instead of at you, you racist unlovable piece of garbage.

I hate to take the focus off of Ant, but...

Opie is obviously pretty deep into his battle with downs syndrome

Anyone interested in organizing a 'we are the world' type awareness campaign?

Yeah, this is totally on-point. I still love Ant for the history of comedic genius that he's enhanced my life with for years, but as soon as TACS lifted off the ground Ant focused less on the funny and more on his edgy political views. The new show needs a bigger on-screen crew and a change of tone if Ant wants to win back his fans from days of old. Ant, still love ya buddy. Just don't want to see you keep going down this angry, childishly defensive path. O&A was THE best entertainment to have graced my life, and Ant was the strongest comedic link of the show. That's way in the past though, and I hope things somehow turn around.

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This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

Could've sworn that you said you were going to rely heavily on Reddit/Twitter feedback. Guess it's back to just listening to the callers (which you hated on the O&A show).

"Love the show bro, long time hater of niggers, first time caller"

Just lol at work while trying to sneak a peek at this and the boss wasn't happy. Holy fuck that was funny.

The posters here are much funnier than TACS.

Or just keep listening to your brother, your disgraced cop friend and your ugly, Pennsyltucky looking girlfriend. Because if anyone knows good programming, its those three.

Wait keith was fired from the force? lmao

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No, I actually do have something better to do... Excuse me while I go lambaste the blacks on Twitter.

PECKAHS

The man makes an interesting point....

Got bored bashing Opie did ya? Oh well, I'd be slightly worried if I thought this very small collection of dicks and assholes mattered for a second.

Hmmm. It's funny how it seemed to matter when none of it was directed towards you.

Be more funny!

You didn't think that gabbledegook was funny?

I honestly don't get all that upset anymore. The criticism helps, the ass kissing is pleasant and the blatant bashing is sometimes hilarious! There really isn't any one subject that I'd obsess over any more. Used to! Not any more though.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TACSdiscussion/comments/2irc6z/i_hate_to_say_it_but/cl55gqg?context=3

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You're pissed off because you did the whole Greggshells thing just for us, incorporated all of the material here and then spent the next several months pandering even more with lame bashings of your ex-partner of 20 years until you just smashed that thing into the ground.

You destroyed any future relationship with the only guy that ever made you into anything and made things uncomfortable for your good buddy Jimmy, just so you could "let the bodies hit the floor" for a subreddit of sociopaths who would eventually turn on you. That's why you're human garbage.

This collection of assholes is the fanbase. We miss the old show & we're not satisfied with the new ones. And actually we do matter - you guys spent the past few Jocktobers just laughing at the exact kind of stuff that gets posted on here. Yeah it's awful, awful stuff & it's funny. And you're the same way with the doxxing stuff - we're all entertained by making each other miserable. Personal, mean spirited attacks. It's what you do, it's what we do. These are still the same O&A fans.

I hope the NYC studio thing works out. Get Jimmy Norton on TACS!

We really are a bunch of shitty assholes.

We're being dicks and ant is being a pussy.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Danny Ross once said that Anthony absolutely loathed his fans. That after he would meet any in person he would shit all over them, making fun of them. I tend to believe it now. Ant is just out for the money, he may have made friends with a couple of fans, but he is doing nothing but using people. He loathes his fan base and has zero respect for them.

so many times when he mentions reddit I think he is just mentions us so we feel special and sign up. I really you hope you guys see what he's doing. Especially given the fact they he never talked about reddit before he was fired and would tell listeners he didn't like at Sirius to "STOP LISTENING" and would block anybody who mentioned Opie in a negative way on twitter in a second and I bet in general his block button finger has gotten a lot lighter since he knows it might cost him $6.95 per block. Ant didn't use to be accountable to the fans on Sirius and now he is with his new business model. DO you think Ant would accept valid criticism about the Siruis show on twitter back in the day and not block you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKERS!

Don't fall for Ant's pandering it's like Hilary Clinton talking with a southern accent in South Carolina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaDQ1vIuvZI

To be on Ant's side for a second I thought this subreddit has been retarded lately with the Doxxing thing and maybe going to far in making fun of his girlfriend.

Danny Ross once said that Anthony absolutely loathed his fans.

You heard the callers on O&A. Ant's absolute disdain for the fanbase was justified and hilarious when the show was good. That's the singular factor on which everything else hinges. When the product is bad, contempt for the fanbase starts to look a lot like bitter delusion.

So essentially we suck, are meaningless, and you're doing everything correctly?

Anthony has changed in recent months. From one of the funniest people I heard that carried O&A, to a dottering old fool yelling at a camera about blackies and haters.

Even though I love Gavin's show and LOS, I'm going to unsubscribe today and pirate shows from the network from now on.

Hope that NYC studio works out for you, if you start getting decent guests, get a co-host and stop yelling about darkies all the time I might become a subscriber again.

"I'd love to see how many of you imbeciles live."

Well, I ain't smokin' crack with my mom, so I guess better than you...

I just feel bad for Anthony now. It's only a matter of time before someone finds him sitting on the toilet dead from liver failure.

It hilariously is going to take weeks of tremendous pain for Ant to slip away after he goes terminal. Weeks of daily abdominal drainings, you wouldn't believe that much pus can form inside a human body with minimal caloric input; but that's his body tissue breaking itself down to preserve the brain, that sweet tender organ that gets to experience every excruciating minute the horrifying process. Hilarious.

Are you kidding, dude my dick is hard.

You people are fucking mentally ill.

No arguments here.

Honestly, as much as I don't wish death on anyone, Anthony's such an awful human being his death would probably only improve the lives of those around him.

I feel like while he's here we should really get him to address the fact that he's at least 50% black and comes from a dagger-wielding band of cowardly Tunisians.

Yeah, oddly you adopt all the catchphrases and opinions of reddit when it's about Opie. Try and learn from the valid critique and improve instead of being an old queer about it and ignore people just shitting on you over things you can't change because thats just people having a laugh at your expense.

Many have gotten my address wrong. Fucking morons.

Sampling bias. Only a retarded person would post your address as a response to the doxxing drama, hence the retarded results.

So, when is the 2nd AMA scheduled for..?

What do you honestly think he's afraid of or hiding from?

Females that can grow pubic hair.

Look at what Buzz's whiskers did to his face tho.

Black people.

Anthony when Opie was getting bashed: "Spot on, that's greggshells for you."

Anthony when Anthony gets bashed: "You couldn't be more far from the truth, fuck off."

Its too late to pretend that these "haters" are out of touch. By the transitive property of equality you've already said the fans are spot on with their assessments. Stop making excuses and start making changes. If only you knew how large my fuckin pekah was, you'd fuckin back down. Ur new last name would just be cum or sumthin like that.

Dam wasn't expecting a chiproll

"What do YOU do for a living, character?"

Ant, I've liked you and your brand of humor for a long time. There's a lot of people on this sub that are the same person. The fact that you let them/him/xir influence you is killing your popularity with people like me.

We've always been assholes, O&A fans, and there's some people on this sub that need to be medicated and on a watch list, but hateful cynicism and insult based humor is what drew a lot of us to O&A in the first place.

You have made me laugh more times than I can count.

But, when you say shit like this

I'd love to see how many of you imbeciles live. So, I read your posts and get a pretty good idea. Not much better to do huh?

Come the fuck on man. If we were happy people we wouldn't be listening to your show. When you fucking DOXX your own audience for insulting you, a guy who has made money for 20 years making fucking FUN of people, what the fuck man? You're being a cunt. You can't slice that as you NOT being a cunt. There's some real psycho fucking people on here and I'm probably one of them, but I wouldn't even condone doing that to people I absolutely hate like Tom Papa or one of these SJW fucks.

It's just shitty. It's just fucking shitty man.

How are you different, when you do that shit, then the media that you lambasted, for giving out details on where Zimmerman/etc live?

I don't care about your weird Twitter pussyhunting. That's not my business. I just like it when you say funny shit. I JUST LIKE IT WHEN YOU SAY FUNNY SHIT I'm not getting that on O&J, and even if I could, I can't fucking stand the sound of your former partner's voice. So I come to you. Less and less recently.

And I understand the fact, that race IS the news right now, but JESUS CHRIST.

You've made some good moves with Gavin etc, but man, spitefully lashing out against shitheads online just gives credence to what they say, and makes people who have defended you feel like complete retards.

Nobody gives a shit that you have a pornstar in your hot tub. NO ONE. Not on O&A and not now. Maybe in 1996. We all can see a gaping cunt getting fisted at any time without paying a dime. ALL OF US. We can watch depressed and soulless Russian women listlessly rub their pussies on webcam. Why do we wanna watch you and Keith oogle some young skank with bad implants?

Nobody, really, gives a shit about the visual element even. Especially when we're staring right into your face nonstop. Maybe if you did some kinda isometric thing or changed angles occasionally. But it feels like we're being interrogated.

Nobody gives a shit to ever hear Keith's voice. I'm not insulting him personally, but I'm pretty sure hiring your best friend to do your most important shit has a higher failure rate than marriage in this country.

KtC and your brother are probably great people, lol, but they don't know what's best for your show. I don't either, it's not my job! But you could probably find someone who does, who is out of work right now, in New York City.

The "Inappropriate Bell" was a perfect device for racial jokes. Playing fucking chimp sounds over riots? Well, whether that was Keith or you or not a chimp at all but Joe Curry laughing, it's gonnnnnna put some people off. And it's gonna taint any valid viewpoints you might have, when you do ACTUAL racist, mean shit with no punchline.

I know you CAN be completely uncensored, but have some fucking judgement man.

I've listened to your show(s) since 2006. Like I said, lots of laughs, especially when you and Jimmy were talking to other funny people.

But do you really think you're attracting new listeners by screaming at and threatening us? I know there's some people on here who have said and done fucked up shit. I've even heard rumors that Coop from Philly posts on here and he was one of the ones who screencapped your Tweets last year and got them to the Gawker assholes. I don't know if that's true or not, but regardless, fucked up stuff.

Your family life, health, who you fuck, it's not my fucking business. Really, go nuts, but when you brag about getting young pussy and having a lot of money, it makes people like me roll our eyes and wonder when you're gonna remember why people liked you in the first place: You're a funny guy, who knows alot of dumb shit and a lot of cool shit, you have a good way to deliver it.

You bombed, who cares. It happens to everyone. But when you have sycophants like KtC whispering sweet nothings in your ear instead of Jim Norton making fun of you, well, "just as iron sharpens iron", you get dull as heck!

Make a fucking reference to a toothpaste commercial from 1968. Make a fucking joke about Alex Jones making a sandwich. Get Rat to do an "Ant-Man" promo/bumper/bit where you say stereotypical "Anthony" shit. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T DO THIS FOR A FUCKING LIVING. I JUST WANNA LAUGH AT SOMETHING WHEN I'M DRIVING.

I don't post here near as much as I used to so I posted a WHOLE fucking wall of dumb shit, but stop pissing off your fanbase, because I don't know your numbersssssss, but you're not attracting new listeners by screaming and threatening at the people who stuck by you. Or even when you try to get some measure of revenge at the weird fuckers here who post personal shit and threads with titles about when you're going to die or go broke.

You let them get to you, and they "win". They smell blood, and they'll keep cutting.

You said once you stopped going to message boards for a reason. Well, do ya remember the fucking reason now?

And I'll be honest, losing Opie didn't hurt you, he's a washed up wanna-be TMZ faggot. I mean that. But losing that Sirius XM building, the guests and comedians it afforded you, and James Norton, that was a lot more of the O&A show than the O, and TACS sorely misses it.

tl;dr, Going the path of yelling at people you dislike and "doxx-ing" them is like scratching an itch. It feels good at first but's just masturbatory man. Where are you gonna be in a year with this shit? Calm the fuck down.

Listen to me, don't listen to me, I don't care. That's just what I think. And it wasn't a troll so please don't doxx me.

And stop doing commercials as soon as the show comes on. Christ.

holy TLDR fuck

^ TLDR; tapped after "holy"

spot on.

My ADHD and that TLRD post gave me PTSD... fuckin' triggered

slow clap for the epic TL;DR diarrhea

You're a fading drunkard with a face like a golf course and a penchant for butterfaced 18 year olds. The cancellations have to be pouring in. Goodbye funny guy...or used to be funny with the help of Opie and Jimmy guy. Enjoy obscurity.

i posted in this thread

We fucking heard you!

good job

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Just point out who you want info on... I'll roll over on any of these motherfuckers if the price is right!

... and so began the Info Wars

BLACK HELICOPTERS

tsst why not white helicopturs, right anth?

Anthony, we all love you and we want to see you do well. Please heed our advice and get off of Twitter for good. Twitter is bad for you, bro.

No we don't. And he's not on Twitter right now. He's self-destructing on Reddit.

You have no idea.

Shut up. we dont all love him I hope he kills himself. Hows that grab ya?

Bro!?? YECCCHHH

Please tell us how much Gavin and other people's "Fuck You Money" is being used to keep your "network" afloat?

Gavin is like the German Empire to Ant and Joe's Austria-Hungary and Ottoman Empire.

Can't both of Joe's and Ant's empires be muslim/african? For historical accuracy.

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Unlike many here, I'm hoping for your demise for one simple reason. Greg Shells. I don't care what that guy did, you went off script. From one professional to another, you just don't do that. EVER. You bit the hand that created you. Yes. Dummy. TACS sucks because Opie isn't there. Deal with it!!!! Good luck getting any A-list guests after burning that bridge. You will forever be known as the guy who lost the plot. And I would never say this to anyone other than someone who found this funny when he said it. Go attach your guns with a toe trigger. You'll at least have a few fans left that would give a shit. All the best.

THE GUYS GET SHIRTS!

Don't make a fuckin maniac out of him!

I don't like how these defenses of Opie are getting collateral upvotes in a general surge of deserved contempt for Anthony.

Hard to believe now that this is the all time most upvoted post here (https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31oyze/team_anthony_upvote_post/). From only three months ago, too.

There's a big difference between being unfunny (yet responsible for decades of laughs) vs. being a piece of human garbage. Opie was never the funny one. Never claimed to be. He just has no talent from others to work with anymore.

It's a real viral spiral!

TACS sucks because Opie isn't there.

What.

You heard me. TACS is the O&A show without Opie. What do you think?

The Nopie shows were O&A without Opie, and they were fantastic. There are a number of factors that make TACS garbage, but the lack of Opie isn't one of them.

I disagree. 2X.

TACS sucks for a plethora of reasons. Don't treat Opie like the fucking answer to everyone's prayers. He could have had any number of cohosts to appease the subscribers

Everyone seems to forget O&A was getting old towards the end. They rotated the first hour and a half between Opie's fake stories and Anthony's gun/race/politcal rants, then the apology clock for 2 hours repeating the same points of view each time...What are they JImmy? JIZZBAGSSSSSS! oh that's right...The last hour of the show was a toss-up depending on guests or whatever half-assed concept/viral video/news story Sam handed to Opie 2 minutes before the final segment

Fair, but it still had its moments of brilliance and was still more listenable than anything else. What is TACS now?

But don't discount what Opie brought to the table. Which everyone seems to do. Why did Anthony, with all of his disdain for Opie, continue to allow someone so untalented to get half the paycheck? Do you think Anthony was that stupid? Opie brought more to the show than anyone will ever realize. Think about it. 20 years. And in one year we have TACS. Kind of a big drop. Wouldn't you say?

According to Opie himself and Sam during the Greggshells response (and the immediately-following LOS episode), Opie's biggest contributions to the show were off-air. Opie is an excellent producer, I'll give him that, but he has no business being on-air talent.

But that's the thing. He does. Not because he's funny but because he earns it with everything else he does. Kind of like how we ignored the racisim and child fucking for so long because Ant is (was) funny. You can't have one without the other. You want a great show? You have to deal with Opie on air at times.

You can't have one without the other.

You absolutely could if Opie had any realistic awareness of where his talents lie (and, more critically, where they don't). The problem is that Opie started his radio career as mediocre on-air talent. When it became clear that he lacked the wit to keep up with the O&A show in its prime, he wisely made himself indispensable by picking up the logistical slack left by Anthony's laziness and disinterest.

It's a bizarre situation, so any metaphor is going to be tortured, but Opie is essentially a mediocre actor who became a decent director but still insists on casting himself. No one looks at Tarantino's performances in his movies and thinks, "Atta boy, you earned it!"

1000% correct. But we're all still fans of Tarrantino. Despite his acting. And he will still be in all of his movies. And we'll still love them, despite this fact.

You also have O&J in just one year. Just as big of a drop, wouldn't ya say? The only reason it's tolerable is because of jimmy and all the guests

Anthony stayed with Opie for many different reasons. In the beginning Opie was essential to the show when Ant didn't know how to do radio. As the show went on, Opie was still an important aspect. Those were the shock jock years. Opie was the one pushing the outrageous bits and all those cringe moments. They stopped those around 2005 when the show turned into a casual hang for funny people

By the time Opie became worthless to the show (when the bits stopped and they had comedians coming in to shoot the shit), the brand O&A was the money maker. "Anthony Cumia" didn't carry the weight the brand did. He wouldn't have walked off with the sum of both their salaries. No, Anthony isn't stupid. Opies name was essential to the paycheck and he knew that

So what has Opie brought to the show for the last 5-7 years? The stangels? Hilarious fake stories about his kids? We already know he's a "behind the scenes" guy. He has admitted that

That's not what you said.

these mercenary clickers for hire didn't do enough research to know what nopie shows are. what a shame!

He's not wrong; O&J sucks because Anthony isn't there as bad as TACS sucks because Opie isn't there, although they hated one another they balanced each other out to a point. And this is coming from a guy who isn't crazy about Opie BUT i can acknowledge Opie can steer the ship from topic to topic, throw to a break in a timely manner, get guests in at the right time just like Anthony could talk about pretty much anything, was quick witted, and meshed with Jimmy so well that it won't matter what was being discussed those two would make anything work and funny. Problem is neither guy will ever admit it; five years from now Opie will retire without giving a reunion a thought (and the way Anthony sandbagged him i cant really say i blame him) and Ant will leech off of Gavin and the LOS and probably still retire fairly wealthy IF his network grows and is managed properly.

OK, terrific.

I, for one, am not bored of bashing Opie.

Okay, faggot, what's next?

You're a fucking grown man Ant, stop ruining your career by posting on social media like an angsty teenage skinhead. I am astonished that you have to be told this by people with ZERO experience in showbiz. The fuck is wrong with you?

Either sort your shit out or get busy dying. This rapid downward spiral is by far the most pathetic thing I've ever seen, and I go to university with male feminists.

We're all assholes....NOW. When it was all Opie hate all the time you fucking loved us. You're a hypocritical douche. Your show, which could've been great is SHIT. It's the same bitching about the same fucking subjects. Black black black. Cops cops cops. Race race race. You've turned your show into your fucking Twitter account. I originally subbed to you JUST to support you. I go months without actually watching it. But I still pay. And am paid through December. When my sub runs out, I'm done. Unless that studio turns you into the funny fucker you once were. Here's hoping....but I'm not getting my hopes up. And the other shows are nice and all, but I'm paying to hear YOU. And right now I feel like I've been lied to and ripped off. Go ahead, call me an asshole. But I am just an average fan, many feel as I do. Except for the white supremacist followers who've taken over the comments section of your Twitter.

I hope a nigger kicks down your door.

To save everyone time.
tl;dr: show me attention daddy...please?

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Posts like this from Ant, just makes me feel bad for LoS and Gavin.

He is the head of the Tacs network. So many posts come from him in the middle of the night, drunk, fighting like a 12 year old troll. But now that he has more people under his umbrella, it gets a bit embarrassing.

I know it's "real" and not sugar coated. But hell, him opening up a discussion and being the bigger man FOR ONCE would put the subscribers at a bit of ease. Answering his customers questions thoughtfully would be nice.

Yeah, to think that he is a boss now and somewhat responsible for others well being. I would be very nervous if I were LOS or TGMS.

Wait until he turns on them.

Guarantee there are more views on this subreddit in a day than you get on TACS in a month you old faggot.

Doxx me plz

This is what Anthony is saying guys, "If any of you, your friends, or your family sub to TACS, please cancel now and never re-sub. I hate you all."

Hey Ant. Your behavior has caused myself and numerous others to unsubscribe from your network. You have literally lost significant amounts of subscribers because of the mediocre quality of your show and your shitty behavior. You are the only one to blame. But you are a megalomaniac and you will never truly understand this.

You have deserved the recent hatred. And we make up a bigger portion of your audience than you think. Eleven thousand people subscribe to this sub-reddit.

You're also a massive hypocrite. You didn't mind it when we went after Opie for months on end. But after just a few weeks this is how you react. You are worse than Opie. You are more sensitive than Opie. All the things you criticized Opie for, you are even worse for the same reasons.

You're one of the most unsympathetic people ever. And you will get no sympathy here. Your pathetic, ball washing group of diehard fans are dwindling. I know this by observing the sentiment expressed here and on twitter. And again, it's all your fault. How does it feel? How does it feel knowing that you're a hypocrite, a piece of shit, an unfunny broadcaster, and that it's all your fault?

It's only going to get worse from here, Ant. And I'm not talking about how you're discussed on here. Your life in general. It's going down the tubes and everyone knows it. Thanks for making that even more obvious by this post. If we didn't matter, you wouldn't bother.

btw, how telling is it that you post this here and not on YOUR OWN sub-reddit for your OWN SHOW? Pretty telling, huh? You're more concerned with the fans of your former radio show (which is doing far better than you, how does it feel?) than with the fans of your own show.

OMG rekt ahahqhqhag

>implying I don't just torrent your show the day after if it happened to actually be notable

Fuck you, dumb dago piece of shit. Get your INDIVIDUAL FOLLICLES out of your ass already. I've been listening to Nopie reruns the past few months and it's fucking gold, but it's clear you'll never be able to approach that level of casual humor again because you insist on ranting into a camera and doing a half-assed visual show with your stupid hanger-on sycophants rather than doing a radio show (you know, that thing you did that we liked) with at least one regular cohost to bounce off of, resulting in a mediocre show for both platforms. "The Anthony Cumia Show" is as much of a conceptual failure as "OpieRadio" for reasons not too dissimilar.

IT'S NOT ABOUT EITHER OF YOU, NOR JIMMY. NEVER WAS.

You know the term "reading between the lines"? The humor you employed (mostly with Jim, of course) was not about the person saying it or what they said or how they said it, it was in calling each other out on being a retard and/or faggot about their worldview WHEN IT CAME TO THAT instead of just calling every undesirable segment of society out every week ad nauseum. You need to put casual comedy first, motherfucker. We didn't like you for your political rants, we liked you because you are a funny motherfucker when you're put in your element. You refuse to be in your element. Thus, your show sucks shit, and your fans have run out of sympathy because all you do is shit on them for wanting what made you C-list notable in the first place.

Whatever, enjoy your stilted Red Eye cameos, you histrionic manbaby.

Stop making a bad name for gun owners while you're at it, alchy. Was Joe Sr. a drinker? Sure makes things click.

In the immortal words of Opie, "Leave it alone."

Many have gotten my address wrong. Fucking morons.

This could be the worst part of this. "Many", when we all know it was only one. It shows he's gone Full Opie.

BILL FROM WATERFORD WANTS IN BAD ON HORSESHIT LANE

He's also probably too stupid/drunk to realize the ones who got it right had their post deleted by mods because they don't want the sub shut down.

Why you dragging me into this, sir?

Why post this when you could have shaken it off, shaken it off? We just want to be made to laugh by you like we used to. You're not an orator, you're not Hannity, but you're a funny fucker when you're not raging about the urban youths. Be more funny, Cumia, for fuck sake.

Such a tremendous lack of self-awareness. You sound scared and desperate.

Hopefully you reread what you wrote and feel embarrassed and ashamed.

This has to be r/cringe-worthy.

You wanna post it, or should i?

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Hey I hope you stub your toe later!

Whoa fella, I'm all for some clean fun but you just shook the beehive buster!!

overdose and decease

This ain't your show, Jack!

I don't often listen to TACS, but when I do, it's from a pirated website.

wow. I'm speechless , you've brought all this on yourself. I didn't think it was possible to dig yourself more of a hole. Jesus even opie held it together better than this. never thought I'd say it, Opies actually looking like less of an ass hole now.

Oh shut the fuck up ant.. woops I meant Anth!

Just for the sake of argument, if someone had successfully doxxed whoever-the-fuck you wanted doxxed, what exactly would you have done with that information? Sent Joe to their house? Order them a buncha pizzas? Like, what's the endgame of this supposed to be?

This was more fun when it was happening on the radio. I remember this one time when Anthony and a caller were arguing, basically screaming insults at each other, and at the end the caller goes, "Love ya Ant." and hangs up, and everybody laughs about it. It used to be one big family.

I just don't understand why he can't just respond to some of the legitimate criticisms? Does he actually think he's putting on a perfect show?He chooses to go nuts on a select few people that are the worst of the worst while he ignores and pushes away the real fans of the show with his actions in recent weeks. It makes absolutely zero sense and has big time exposed what kind of person he is.

His decision to only address the extreme comments like personal attacks while ignoring any legitimate criticisms is definitely a calculated one. He can't actually think that he's putting on a perfect show or that the criticisms are without merit. But he did actually make this retarded comment awhile back:

The show is me talking. Ha, holy shit. If you don't find that fun or interesting there is nothing I can do to satisfy you as a viewer. It's almost funny to have to write this!

As if him talking couldn't possibly be improved upon in any way (not to mention that it could also be changed to him talking TO someone if he would get a co-host which he obviously has no interest in doing).

But there's just no way he actually believes that, he's either in denial or chooses to deny and ignore legitimate criticism because he knows the show has flaws but he doesn't want to put in the effort to make his show better. There are times when he's talking on his show where he just sounds like he's completely bored and knows how repetitive and boring what he's talking about is. I just don't get it - he seems like he has a much better time when he's putting on a funny show with a guest or doing a (rare) funny solo segment. But he still almost never does it. I really don't get why. He really has some weird addiction to talking about race and the same recycled political topics over and over again that he absolutely can't get over.

It's the exact same type of denial opie swims in. When a caller answered the question "why do you assholes still listen" with because we love Jimmy and the comics but hate you, he just rolled his eyes, said "whatever", and reaffirmed his beliefs that 100% of "haters" consist of a dozen people with a hundred accounts each that are stalking a celebrity because of some kind of weird possibly homoerotic obsession with him, because his ego demands that he believe that.

The denial is so obvious to everyone, and Ant's been following all this pretty closely. You'd think he'd be able to fucking spot it. He needs to believe that it's just a handful of the type of douchebags Seinfeld referred to - college fucktards with dogshit extreme leftist political views - because his ego demands that he believe that.

why are you so ugly? answer please.

Acne? His pits are cocaine related from biting the inside of his jowls raw.

And the synchornization with Brother Joe is complete. You done gone full retard. CONGRATS!!!

"Keep listening fuckheads!"

LOL, glad I never subscribed to your shitshow.

lol Fat Joker won.

So, I read your posts and get a pretty good idea. Not much better to do huh?

Implying you don't spend 24/7 on Twitter yourself arguing and commenting.

Oh, Ant...no. This is the rookiest of all rookie mistakes.

I can smell the alcohol in this post. It's delicious.

Anthony I have lost so much respect for you in the last year.

Ooof. So i guess this subreddit really is hitting the nerve, huh?

Ooof alert

Fuck you Cumia. Your right, watching you spiral into a zero is damn entertaining.

Throwaway account because I don't want to get Doxxed by the old man...

There's a lot of funny (and a fuckton of truth) coming from the fans in this thread. It's both awesome and sad at the same time. It's almost like Fight Club, in a way, how everything has kind of come back on the originator(s) in the end. The saga of O&A has ended with the snake eating itself.... the pests unloading on the ones who inspired them.

This isn't in any way to say it's undeserved. It is... and it's poetic justice in many ways.

You guys in this thread are making me laugh the way O&A used to... especially when they had some pathetic has-been in their crosshairs.

___kinda sad that the has-been in this case is Ant, but he's clearly made his own bed.

Carry on, you sick and beautiful bastards.

Carry on.

Once again Anthony, you've shown that you're incapable of responding without being an emotional baby about it. Do you even realize how you could have turned around the roast bombing by simply admitting how bad it was?

Hey Ant, long time/first time.

Excuse me, Mr Cumia, on the "Anthony Cumia Show" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

| The collection of assholes on this sub is unsurpassed.

thank you

The saddest thing about this is that while he was writing this overlong version of 'I care about your criticisms,' he could have been getting Jimmy into the studio and doing a MST3k of The Ropers and Alice. That's what angers me the most. There's a TON of good shit he could do and instead he's wasting it on pointless racism. I mean, come on!!

The karaoke episode of LoS last night made me think about what Ronnie B was trying to get through to Ant. Just have some fucking fun. There is a lot of fun to be had with an HD visual element. He's blowing a huge opportunity to put out a type of show that really hasn't been done before.

With a post like that I don't even think I can continue to support the network for the skanks. Sorry gents =/

You do realize this is your target market right?

You drunk? you creepy old man

My tummy hurts.

It's only a matter of time until Anthony starts asking Opie to get the haters off his back. Wow it's gone full fucking circle.

I don't even pay attention to your shit anymore, Ant. You're a bitter old man screaming at the wind.

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Well Anthony lost all the 'lifeless pathetic losers', but he still has his loyal fan base of handsome, upscale, classy listeners: http://s7.postimg.org/gzh7mg4yj/gfhjdt.png

Good thing he mentioned it was a cigar, I would have otherwise assumed he was eating a hotdog off a paper plate.

Rekt

The only issue I have not seen you address is the hypocrisy you display when it comes to this sub. Plenty of people have pointed out how you seemed to be perfectly happy to throw Opie to the wolves. This sub was good enough to quote and pander to when every post was shitting on Opie, but the same assholes refuse to lap at your balls and all of a sudden they are all morons? Which is it? I could care less about the political and racist rants, doxxing, twitter, or the many things that make you an unsympathetic person. However, the one thing that is sickening is the complete disregard you show for Opie. Even if you don't like him, the complete disrespect that you have shown towards him is disgusting. Carry on with all of the bullshit you enjoy (most people won't be paying close attention), but don't whine about the treatment you receive from this sub when you are just longing for the days when the shit-storm will move back to Opie. It's pathetic.

This sub is a joke why would he address the hate of a bunch of tween crybabies?

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Alcoholism and narcissism are really detrimental to your career, Anth

Back in the day, when Anthony would reply on a message board, all the ball washers would come out of the wood work to kiss his ass. It's kinda fun to see everyone here still holding true to their opinions of him

can we please use something else besides ball washers. there has to be another phrase for anyone that says anything remotely positive about a show they subscribe to.

faggots?

that will work. thanks

happy to help

And it turns out Anthony was always the most butthurt over message boards in the bunch. It's too bad the "Anthony Cumia is mentally unstable" thread had to die when RonFez.net went down

Ok, I'll say it.

Good luck bro.

It's over, Johnny. It's OVER!

"then" not "than".

Ant, you are always welcome to visit me up in Canada. We have free health care, if that's your thing.

You're ugly

And he has no high school diploma. He's ugly and uneducated

*then

well said!

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boooorrrrrrrrrrriiiinngg

u mad bro?

Go have another cocaine induced heart attack.

Looks like he draws the line at his little fuck toy but not when we bash his friends.

Having fun yet Ant?

Opie never got a sticky.

Doxx us all you pissy eyed manchild.

Oh no, everyone feel bad for the rich white dude! People are posting mean stuff about him online and its not fair.

Fuck off, you waste of jizz and oxygen. You're bad and you should feel bad about it.

What a timely, current and appropriate reference! I wonder why Ant never mentioned this movie before.

What an incredibly hypocritical, embarrassing post. And you can't honestly believe this is only a small portion of your (small) fan base.

"Fuck all you twitter responders"

Wow.

You're a worthless piece of shit, Cumia

You can call me anything you want as long as you don't call me late for SUPPERRRRRR

So how ya feeling this morning big fella?

He loved this place a few months ago

Does subscribing to a network where the host hates me for merely existing make me an imbecile? Or is it the fact that I have a reddit account? You decide. (No I am not black) take it easy you pissy eyed fagotio.
I am a sic-O'ant

Sorry Anthony. I had to punch out. Your lack of regard for good business practices and perspective have pushed me over the edge.

I cannot stand Opie and was really rooting for you.

I know, you don't care.

Man there's tons of free podcasts on the podcast all. Legion of skanks releases a free one a week.

you home?

Relevant username.

Just when I think Anthony has finally quit posting here, because he's just had enough, I remember that he's an angry alcoholic that just cannot help himself. So here he is again.

This from a guy who had the fans of his show torment other shows with shit dick pics on their Facebook pages. How are you surprised that people would do this to you? Have you listened to your show?

Seriously, if this isn't the pot calling the kettle a nigger I don't know what is. Ant is a hypocrite.

Your skill in running a business never fails to impress, Ant!

...That's it? That's just a real long way to say absolutely nothing.

I'm sorry.

This whole debacle really does make me understand the phrase "Money doesn't buy you happiness". I thought it was just all a bunch of bullshit, but all the money in the world, and he's still just a miserable 80 year old alcoholic.

I miss Patrice...

does he really think that calling fans "assholes" is going to go well?

that "keep listening" shit doesnt work now that he has to sing for his supper... Granted he needed subs at XM, but he couldnt care less, that was sales problem. Haha keep tap dancin Ant!

lol, "sing for his supper" was pretty funny. I gotta start using that one

Shut up you irrelevant, drunken, white trash creepy rat!!! Cant wait until your final few thousand subs leave.

Jesus Scorch....

Didn't just yesterday say he has trouble breaking character? I like when he talks/types as actual Scorch :(

Scorch is finally getting his vengeance. This is Scorch's time now.

Anthony: Please get some help, and refocus your life before you throw it all away. Then go back to what made you popular. Being funny, and not angry at the world 24/7.

No, fuck that. This past year is the most entertainment I've gotten from the show since 2007. Fuck the HATERS, you do what you do, homeboy.

Get some help man. You are truly destroying your career. These aren't haters they are the people that pay your bills. You get one month to change or I'm cancelling. Get it together you dumb Wop.

I also am placing you on 1 month probation mr. Grumpy. If you don't announce the future date for the Intervention of Anthony Cumia I will be forced to unsub and join ArtBells dark matter network for $5 month, thus saving me $1.95. That's pretty good math for a fuckhead.

Was fun while it was Opie bashing wasn't it you bipolar shithead? Thanks for exposing what a thin skinned, hypocrite asshole you really are. Keep listening? I have an always will get your show via torrent if I am interested.

Hit the sauce hard last night did ya?

Missing that Schumer premiere must of really stung old man. I guess the roast was supposed to be your big event yet all you accomplished was embarrassing yourself.

Amy: Hey Judd, I want to introduce you to Anthony Cumia. Yes, the guy who got fired for racist stuff and shit on all your movies. And this his his girlfriend andi...sorry...dani...and sheeeeee's a comedian.

Yeah, him going to the premiere was never happening.

"The collection of assholes on this sub is unsurpassed."

I wonder why that could be? The Show was never really a bastion of civility, and everyone associated with it, from the talent to us fans, is to some degree human garbage. I don't know when and why any of us started pretending otherwise.

Does anybody remember laughter?

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Anthony is a fucking retard.

This back and forth between ant and us that happens routinely is pretty strange, has any other celebrity ever been this combative with their social media fans?

Tl;dr Anthony, http://img06.deviantart.net/20e3/i/2008/262/2/9/tdk__why_so_serious__by_sanctioned.jpg

Looks like Ya Dun Goofed, /r/opieandanthony

I'll have you know I did really good on my mcat and my mom says I'm handsome, you poop head.

If anyone of you wanted proof you're getting to Ant...their it is.

OBAMA 2016.... 4 more years, 4 more years, 4 more years!!!!!

All I can think about after reading this drunken rant is Opie jerking off over this and other recent Reddit threads. Opie has never sounded happier on his shitty show and I think the recent bashing of Ant on Reddit is one of the reasons.

It's really sad, since I've always been "Team Ant".

It's over, Johnny.

Old, drunk, and cranky is no way to go through life. Son.

Remember laughin'?

I like the "it's entertaining" claim. No it isn't. Just like doxxing isn't "fun" for him. He does it because he is consumed with rage, that's all.

I know you're asleep as I'm writing this, and I know you might not even see this post, but I hope you lose your house go back to tin knocking.

Why dont we try to get ppl to unsubscribe like with sirius?

Because the only subscribers he has left are Anthony ass suckers, I'd guess no more than 2,500 or so. They will never leave, but I am sure he is in a panic.

already did. Donesky.

hit him in the wallet

What a fucking disgrace. You are literally worse than Opie. At least he didn't let the trolls get to him like this.

The only way to describe this is... P.F.G.!!!

Seriously ant fuck off you were loving us when the opie hate was prevalent here. Legion of skanks is the only good show on your network.

What are you offended now you pissy eyed faggot?

Less sychophants please

*sic O'ants actually

What the fuck happened to you, Ant? Your ass used to be beautiful.

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That escalated quickly.

Jesus Christ Ant, clean it the fuck up.

I just hope he doesn't take all this anger out on poor Beavis. :(

Beavis would kick his ass

Not really anymore. He has a perforated bowel. It's like Swiss cheese.

Jocktober, Bitch!

I go to sleep early one night and miss this gem!?

This is the drunkest timeline.

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Twitter was your downfall, why the hell do you still live your life around that thing - going to the point where it actually becomes show content? You make fun of how us "imbeciles" live, yet the people who would have bothered to subscribe to your show are our type of people who probably live a shitty, loser life (but with enough money to see your show). People who live better lives won't even bother with your show even less subscribe to it, since they're not losers - they have better use of their time and money than subscribing to TACS.

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You've disrespected O&A fans for the last time i'm boycotting your ass

holy shit this is the funniest thing in the whole thread. what a giant faggot you are. this is the sub now, congrats guys

All this because Opie was never the sharpest guy in the room

What to real?

Very entertaining, thanks.

Some of us are disappointed after a year of race rants (exactly the shit that got you fired from Sirius)

Give it up and accept that black people are actual human beings

Also admit you bombed on the roast.

Anthony i think you will probably never see this but I think you're going to hell and I don't even believe in hell.

For some reason, unbeknownst to me, but I feel certain you will die alone, unloved, and unmissed. I don't know but it's just how I feel.

I also feel that you got extremely lucky because you got on O&A or whatever so long ago before anybody could have a podcast. Now people ten times funnier, smarter, more handsome/beautiful, insightful, entertaining, curious, interesting, less racist, less hypocritical, and less pedophilic are releasing free content that is way more accessible than yours.

I also don't care about you very much. I don't think anyone does. I bet your mother didn't even think about you before she died.

But again I don't know any of this stuff but this is how I feel. But since I am the one living my life and experiencing my experiences, I think this is true. I think it's true because I just do.

Did we make your girlfriend cry? Are you climbing the water tower to defend her honor?

Anybody wanna bet if Jimmy would admit to Anthony that this thread was a bomb? I mean there'll be no 'it was your first time' excuse to play off of.

Jimmy "The resolution on my desktop was low for some reason I couldn't tell if the thread bombed or not but some of the pixels looked pretty good"

OK, terrific!

I'm not a hater. I just wanna be second or third mic for minimum wage.

Anthony, you never punch down.

You look weak writing this shit. I'm embarresed for u man.

It's 'then', not 'than', ant.

morons retards dicks assholes imbeciles dummies failure fuckheads opie

umad??

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Network 2015 style.

I like how all this started with me trolling your brother by threatening to report his illegal drug use to DCF. Now I get to hear about you guys melting down and i havent been involved since friday. You got out shock jocked by a random guy on the internet, cant even handle criticism or you'll threaten to oust people. Good luck, hear you still think Josh did it all, you stupid fucks will never find me.

And FYI Anthony, thanks to you posting here, im gonna contact DCF now and send them that message about him vaping with no medical ailments in a non recreational state. Have fun scrambling to save your pathetic brother as usual.

http://imgur.com/uNwrWmN

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really, ratting out someone for smoking fucking pot! you go girl! FAG

Only the ones that want to pretend theyre above the law.

Is that the way you justify it for yourself, you're nothing but a low life snitch.

Please bitch, like you cant tell it was all pranks, no one did anything but make him mad enough to do stupid shit like publically put a bounty on an innocent fat nerd. this whole thing was hilarious, just last week he sent josh nude photos he found of him trying to intimidate him, im trying to convince him to take fresh ones to send back in response.

You're just a butthurt ball riding pussy.

Wooow you called me a bitch on the internet, you're a real though guy, better watch out for you

To be honest, you're just as much of repulsive obese white trash as Brother Joe is.

No worse or better off than the rest of you. Difference between me and him is ill admit it.

If that 400lbs guy with the dyed hair is you, you're definitely worse than the rest of us, Bertha.

the fact that you cant figure it out is why you will always be a talk radio fan an nothing more.

My life goal is to break the 500lbs mark.

My stomach hurts

sHedDuP

AntHunee is reaSoNabuLL

AHPRIL FAWWWHHHHLLLLLSSSS!

Stop manipulating the hate

SLOOOBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Great job alienating your fan base, fuckwad!

Plz don't dox me.

It's hilarious that this piece of shit thinks he's relevant, when the reality is that he's a hack nobody in the world of show business. Talks like a tough guy when he's coked up and has a few beers in his belly, but rest assured that he's a little bitch. He's always been a little whining bitch. Don't let his on-air persona fool you - almost every adult male alive could beat the life out of this little loser.

Why don't you come back here and shut up.

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You're like Banksy, Ant. Whiny, played out, and apparently you just can't stop bombing.

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My love for you guys is undying, especially jimmy, still listen to old show clips all the time

OFWN?

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That was completely uncalled for

damn you'd think Ant has better stuff to do then type fat paragraphs to haters on reddit

Im not reading any of this shit but I've been listening to Jocktober playlists and you "brought the funny", 'as they say.' I miss the old shows.

I wanna see the boat movie

-brown nosing ape

  1. How is doxing relevant in your professional or personal life? It serves no purpose within this community and it should have never come up. Whoever brought it up to start with is an idiot. Is it entertaining too? Nope.

  2. Why respond?

  3. Really, why respond?

  4. You have been working hard for a year congratulations. Work event harder this year on making the show more balanced and dynamic. This is a huge weak spot.

  5. Fortunately, for me, the opinion that I am not worth your time does not hurt me at all. I don't rely on you, you rely on us, and for now your not worth paying to hear. I hope this actually sinks in.

  6. To the dynamic and broad listening base, who's ideologies and opinions create a balanced community... Unsubscribe and do not subscribe and block back. Currently it is not worth it.

  7. If no ones opinion matters don't ask for an explanation or examples on how the show has sucked. Look into the show's performance and reception yourself, objectively, and make it better.

  8. Until then...dry humps n' diiiick bumps-Ronny B all day long.

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WE HEARD YOU!

Holy shit, o&a/this sub have just become relevant again thanks to dad's angry drunk rants. FUCKIN COCKSUCKA

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Holy shit there's a lot of real badass cool guy edgy dark comic personalities (faggots) in here, what the fuck happened?

Nevermind, everyone, he has a new studio and we love him again! <3333

and it gets sadder and sadder, I wish you nothing but luck Ant, but you've lost this little group of nobodies for sure.

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*then

WE HEARD YOU!

I absolutely appreciate creative people engaging with the fans.

I'm a huge Adventure Time fan, and that show is amazing when it comes to how much they share over the internet. They've put out character designs, storyboards, etc. before the show aired its first episode. And although it doesn't happen as often, their artists would go on 4chan and talk to or frequently fight with fans.

Jesse Moynihan is a writer and artist who put a huge stamp on the show, and made episodes that were very controversial. He'd talk shit all the time on the internet and argue with haters. He decided to stop and deleted his twitter, which sucks because it was really entertaining.

I appreciate paying attention to fans, and even communicating with them. Adventure Time, like TACS, seemed like this crazy new thing with so much potential. When it first premiered, it was a little disappointing because it wasn't EVERYTHING we expected out of it and made many missteps. But there were signs that it would carve out its own identity, and after a few years it became something really amazing.

ME: My kid is watching stoner cartoons! It's a stoner cartoon!

Erock: It's a great cartoon!

Ant: Of course Erock likes it. Is this post apocalyptic? I'm getting a hipstery vibe.

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I'm actually pretty surprised none of the "imbeciles and assholes" haven't swatted you during one of your shows. I guess that's a plus.

*then

Hey everybody! I have a great idea, when Howard Stern retires in January, why don't O and A get back together to mop up the old fans, merge their current fans, and attract new ones over the controversy!

Here is an online hug, buddy. You ARE loved.

No one is listening, Anthony. I'm sure your plummeting sub numbers show that. You grow more pathetic by the day.

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she's a-list compared to his guests

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I'm only here for the r/gonewild posts. Keep doin what you're doin.

Why respond "then". Thank you

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try . or ; instead of , #grammarcop

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Try using 🔫 or 🔪 for your suicide. #killyourself

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Did you score four touchdowns in a single game?

And what do you do for a living character?

tss copypasta what is it double spaghetti or sumpin

I bet you go to youtube and laugh at replays of jocktober... asshole.

I came here for tits, what is this nonsense? I support you Ant. Thanks for hiring LOS.

I hope you will someday realize that people here are just hating you just for the fun of it, you should be able to differentiate hate & criticism. You doing this will just fuel the flame, please get off social media and get someone else to do & filter it for you. Seriously, us loyal fans still loves you but seeing bunch of anonymous on social media led you to this downward spiral is just fucking sad to see.

You're a hack. Always were. Song parodies, slide-whistle & bullhorn hack. Go die already you pedophile.

DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ON THE SLIDE WHISTLE MOTHERFUCKER.

TOODLEY DOO!!

I agree.

it isnt doxxing when its just using google and common sense simple detective work right?

idiots hiding behind a fake name on twitter and a fake photo talking shit...then you google "@gaynerd76" and its crosslinked to his entire family. ITS RETARDED. u deserve to be outed.

if youre stupid enough to post all your personal shit online...youre not that bright.

so what...everyone knows anthony's addy. his private stuff. i dont think its cool people hide behind an avatar and sling mud if you cant handle someone googling you and feeding your STUPID cunt shit right back to you.

GOOD FOR ANT.

U DUMB CUNTS.

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I don't understand the Ant hate. His network is great and he provides an amazing amount of content.

This is my favorite show on the prestigous TACS network.

Yeah, it is funny when people say his show is failing or on the downward spiral, when he keeps expanding. He keeps getting more big name podcasts to join, and is moving to an expensive studio in Manhattan. That doesn't sound like failing to me.

The quality of the show fucking sucks, I don't care how much they expand or who his "network" signs on. The Anthony Cumia Show is dog shit.

Expansion does not mean he is successful. TACS is a bore. He is doing a studio in New York to get guests because even knows his show is just some old creep ranting like a drunken idiot into a camera. I am sure that is entertaining for some brain dead fools, but it does not bring real subs in.

Love ya, Ant! (No homo)

Wait... people actually listen to his show? About 3% of the people who listen to the amazing Opie & Jim Norton show, I assume? Ant is a washed up nobody. He and his shit show can go fuck themselves.

I seriously hope you people aren't paying for his podcast. What a waste of money...

And here you are, on the O&A subred Hating Ant and Hating Opie, doesn't that make you a retard?

I don't hate Opie. I probably should, but I don't.

Fair enough

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My theory is that the old O&A fans want everyone to fail individually so you guys have no choice but to get back together. Hence why they are shitting on Jim's standup, TACS and Opie's fat writers.

I think O&A is over for good, though, like Beatles over. One of you might as well have encountered a fat autist clutching Catcher in the Rye. That's how over it seems.

I miss it but I like how the TACS Network is developing, so whatever.

My theory is that the old O&A fans want everyone to fail individually so you guys have no choice but to get back together. Hence why they are shitting on Jim's standup, TACS and Opie's fat writers.

That would please me greatly.

One of you might as well have encountered a fat autist clutching Catcher in the Rye

Bobo?

That's a copy of Catcher in the Sky: The Thurman Munson Story he's reading.

Opie and Anthony have the worst fan base of any media product on earth

Loser, cunts breakdown and complain about every aspect of the show

Anthony jumped in with them when they were after opie and they turned on him. Lol!! What a big surprise!

I'm not sure O&A even have fans, just whiney assholes who always pretend the show USED to be so much better. Even though they were still complaining back when the show was "good".

Call me a Cumia ball washer but this sub has kind of gone to shit. It used to be about the jokes. Now it's post after post about a bombing that never happened and doxxing that never involved publicly posting someone's info. I used to legitimately lol at some of the stuff said here leading up to the OnA feud but after that crescendo this place got weird. Not funny or coherent. So why do I come here? Because I'm a bored asshole.

Yeah jokes about Opie that were based off his wife fucking bam and his children dying were sooooooo funny and legitimate. But to say ant bombed horribly at a roast is just flat out crossing the line right?

How about some people didn't like the Bam shit or the fucking relentless mocking of a 26 year old girl's body? It's called a false dichotomy and it's a logical fallacy. Being really gratuitously mean is funny once in a while. But when every fucking post is just "look how gross this young girl's body is" it's not just unfunny and mean, it's fuckin boring and predictable, which is even worse. Look at the comments on here telling Ant to kill himself. If you aren't a fan of his, but you spend a lot of time on here, what are you? Someone who devotes a lot of time to harassing someone you don't know or like on the internet, and why that appeals to so many of you I'll never understand.

Some of you just seem to completely fucking lack empathy. If you're capable of putting yourself in his shoes, it's not hard to see why he'd react like this. Imaging 1/4 of the shit on here said about him was said about you: do you really think you'd just shrug it off? I realize hes a hypocrite for the Opie shit when he was getting bashed on here, but the fucking obsessive negative shit on here is just disturbing.

Stern has the exact same kind of obsessive fans who've turned on him, and I don't get it there either. If you don't like Ant or his show anymore, why keep thinking and posting about it? Why not move on or get a hobby or go outside? What do you, personally, get out of this constant hate on here? I don't get it, either.

Now call me a ballwasher, you predictable fags

They outright cultivated an audience that had no empathy. They were proud of it. Why? Because they had no empathy. Anthony has little to no empathy. You honestly haven't noticed that? He and Opie, particularly together, were sociopathic and so was their fan base. Why would they predict their turning on them one day if this was not true? These are all uniformly terrible people you're talking about.

I mean you listened to these assholes, right? They stole a wig off a crying, mentally unstable woman's head and laughed about it. Anthony beat up an autistic drunk man at his own party. These are not examples of empathy but of people without a trace of it. They were outright bullies. They are garbage and so are their fans. You never noticed the negativity when it was Opie, his wife and toddler children being shat on? Fuck you.

I've asked you this before, but seriously, were you ever a fan of the O&A show?

obsessive fans

I think this is where the big misunderstanding lies. It takes like, 20 seconds to shit on these people. It's not like a lot of time or effort is going into calling anthony swarthy in every different synonym.

Ok so maybe the hundreds of posts and comments on here hating on everyone are all from different people, who all spend 20 seconds apiece on here. But more likely it's a core group of a few hundred people who really hated Opie, then really hated Ant, plus a few hundred more who just post clips and shit. But the idea that Ant doesn't actually have obsessive haters like Stern does is, from what I see on here, not true. I think there's a core of obsessive haters, a few casual haters, and a small minority of people who actually like Ant or Jim, at least

You have a point.

just subbed to /r/outside

Amen dude. I love a good Opie joke too, but the Bam shit always struck me as unnecessary and unfunny. Not that these losers have girlfriends, but if they did nobody would expect them to be pure virgins. It's just stupid.

Bashing should be funny. That's why comedians are the ones doing roasts and not some fat idiot just telling everyone to kill themselves.

it's not about her getting fucked by bam, it's funny cause Opie was so butt hurt about it and turned it into a 2 days bit, and forced bam to apologize lol

I never thought the Bam stuff was that funny, because it wasn't clever. The bombing jokes would be a lot more funny if it actually happened. Like 4 out of 15 jokes didn't land. If you listen to the audio version of it there were laughs for a majority of the set. Go to a local open mic on a Monday night and watch someone swallow puke saliva as their mic hand shakes. That's a bomb.

Go to a local open mic on a Monday night and watch someone swallow puke saliva as their mic hand shakes. That's a bomb.

That's a nuclear meltdown.

4 out of 15 jokes landed

That's being a bit more honest.

"Does anybody remember laughter?"

Now it's post after post about a bombing that never happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA32i2MVT9E

Jokes? This is pretty entertaining if you ask me.

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Tell us how you really feel, buddy.

BALL WASHER BALL WASHER BALL WASHER.

You fucking assholes, downvoting just because it's him. I have to say I'm embarassed to visit this fucking subreddit, guess I'm an addict. Everyone here hates for the fun of hating, rarely is there a real reason behind it. And not only the people on the show, but anyone close to them, which is fucking sad

Ant do you seriously think Reddit is the demographic for you or your show? Reddit is full of faggots who threaten to boycott you or probably summon Anonymous to DDOS you with LOIC (which Cloudflare will handle no problem since these dipshits aren't capable of setting up a botnet). Yeah it's fun but I mean come on, doesn't listening to these groups of spastics just get annoying after awhile? Leave the subreddit to rot. Post on /pol/ more where we embrace you. Also downvote me if you are a giant nigger faggot.

>implying anyone on /pol/ has ever heard of Ant

This continues to be one of the greatest stabs in the back by a fan base ever witnessed. And yes, most of these shitheads hate Ant because of his politics and have no idea what they actually want from the show because they never give any ideas when asked what could make it better. I love angry, hateful, misanthropic Anthony and I hope this betrayal makes him even more so.

continues to be one of the greatest stabs in the back by a fan base ever witnessed.

Following one of the greatest stabs in the back by one shock-jock to his partner broadcasted on his video-podcast.

Kill yourself.

I don't give a flying fuck about politics. Anthony is a paid clown, he exists to make me laugh, nothing more, nothing less. He's been trying for years to rebrand himself as this over the top Rush Limbaugh wannabe and idiots like you eat that boring shit up. Make me laugh or you're not getting my money.

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Nope, it's because he lost the funny and acts like a jilted tween when confronted about it.

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No, it means he's not funny. I love racist humor and guns, but he's lost my sub and interest from lack of funny. Although seeing him rage against the Internet is fairly amusing so I'll give him that.

Most of us agree with him politically, darling.

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Lol, all ants fans immediately go with the "liberal" angle. Like O&a fans are known as hardcore libs. No stupid, we're just not storm front nazis like ants become

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You're wrong. I mean maybe they would vote a dem over a republican (cuz DUH) but I'd say almost NOONE here is a "hardcore" liberal

Nah I am definitely a hardcore liberal and I have been since WNEW. Ant's never offended me, I just think he's a drunk idiot lately.

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I'm a socialist who's voting for Bernie Sanders. I always just ignored O & A's retarded political opinions and concentrated on the funny shit. Now of course there is nothing left for me laugh at except the voracious appetite of this sub to hate anyone connected to the show.

BECAUSE I LIKE DOING THINGS LIKE THAT

I too am going with Sanders. I actually fall in line somewhere between Opies and Jims politics. I never agreed with Ant but actually used to respect his views and almost view him as the voice of reason, and kinda like a Jon Stewart for the right. Not anymore though, oh how the mighty have fallen. Oof

I'm definitely not a socialist though, I'm a capitalist who thinks that big business should be heavily regulated (but not limited) and there are several programs in this country that can use socialism. Many of them already are, but are just poorly executed

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Reddit has always been full of liberal douchebags, Anthony,. I don't think your main fanbase was ever here I wouldn't worry to much about it.

His main fanbase lives at his house... MAN!

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Yeah, I think this sub has passed you by.

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Are you going to continue to white Knight Anthony also. Are you a wormy kid like him, you look up to him a little right?

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The twitter part or the news part?

Why? It's 100% accurate. Why wouldn't I post it? Sorry I'm missing all the rules that all you fucking bashing asswipes seem to think I need to follow.

/u/beverlyhillsjobber dropping truth bombs!

We might might not have as much money as Ant does (which is I think is what he was referring to in this weird random rant), but I guarantee we all live a much better quality of life than he ever will

Are you going to continue to white Knight Anthony also. Are you a wormy kid like him, you look up to him a little right?

Also that "Soder take my seat" joke was funny..right guys?!

Well, that sure kicked things up a notch.

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Woke up this morning 8:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3/8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2014 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet $3000 in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking $15000 champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 10:30 and I did more in 2 hours than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to little fucking kids you sick fuck.

Thank you for your service

The twitter part or the news part?

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Careful. It wouldn't take much to break grandma's hip.

You're the guy who's ugly as fuck in every angle possible lol

You take that back!

Anthony, you are a funny and very handsome man. Your opinions on race give us all a fresh new perspective that the lame-stream media refuses to give us. Your jokes at the Big Jay roast were top notch (personally I thought they were the best of the night), and the way they cut the crowd audio just proves how the liberals are out to silence the true Americans. If I give you one piece of advice that might help your career get back on track it's to take Opie's juicy fawkin peckah and give it a nice, slow suck til he gives you your old job back... naw just Chippin' ya, you're finished.

You people are fucking mentally ill.

If you wasn't listenin' then where you gettin all this doxx on him?

doxxwars

Truth bombs? You fucking faggot. Get out of the hate group.

die bart die?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little SJW? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pest Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Scott and Todd, and I have over 300 confirmed Facebook bans. I am trained in internet trolling and I’m the top FRRRUNNKISS in the entire O&A army. You are nothing to me but just another hack jock. I will doxx you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on Wackbag? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pests across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fatso. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, tits. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Chip you in seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in spamming black pornography on social media , but I have access to the entire of Rich Vos' touring calendar and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” bomb was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn baby raper. I will shit AIDS all over you and you will drown in it. Jim Norton is performing at Parlor Live in Seattle August 13-15, kiddo.

He's worse than lady di. At least she fully admits she has a problem.

Are you kidding, dude my dick is hard.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

you really think a sober and calm Ant would be entertaining?

If that 400lbs guy with the dyed hair is you, you're definitely worse than the rest of us, Bertha.

And what do you do for a living character?

Did you score four touchdowns in a single game?

Thermite posts!

tss copypasta what is it double spaghetti or sumpin

I bet you go to youtube and laugh at replays of jocktober... asshole.

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Who cares? Ari's podcasts have been available for free for like 5 years. You either like him or you don't. He isn't showing up with a new act. (I don't like him)