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He already has the face of a Pakistani girl who got an involuntary acid wash.

So you're saying he can get inside a pakistani middle-school undetected?

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Fuck doing it for himself. do it live on the show. Entertain people for once.

I'M ACID DICE CLAY. AGHOOOOOSH!

He doesn't do that on his show..... I'm talking about entertaining people.

Joe?

This sounds like advice Joe Rogan would give.

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You're a real dud!

Go back to Reddit.

lol what is this from

You really think he'd handle having his pedophilia and racism revealed to him on a silver platter would be a good idea? He'd freak out and have a nightmare of a trip.

Can he take acid if he's snorting coke? Hypothetical question.

Just asking for a friend

But not a close friend.

Not anymore

Agree. Sometimes you learn more from a bad trip. They suck when you're tripping, but six months later they can improve your outlook.

It's similar to people who have near death experiences. At the moment, it's awful, but months later, you might appreciate your life more.

I've never got that kind of clarity from a bad trip. All I got was hours of mental anguish and a low-grade depression that lingered for days. I wish that sort of result was a potential outcome for me.

Nah, LSD only creates positive changes in personality and behavior if that's what you want and you actively seek it out. I've seen douchebags take trips and while they didn't go crazy or freak out from a bad trip, they were still douchebags after the experience. They learned nothing from it.

For LSD to make you a better person you have to already be someone who wants to improve themselves and are open minded to new points of view and we all know how well Ant fits that description.

Ego death is definitely something he'll never experience, his ego pretty much rules him at this point.

Acid just makes you what you already are inside, more so. It just turns the real you up to 11. A trucker hat/Abercrombie wearing douche would just become more of a douche with acid, and possibly realize that he's wasting too much time on the date part of date rape, and just turn into the monkey rapist he's always been inside

Fawk yeah. He needs to get zooted.

Anthony need to..... take an ant-acid..... tsss.

As much as I agree with you and have done something similar, you're a faggot and are delusional if you think ant is ever going to dose himself, much less have a profound realization.

He'd be forced to reflect alright. But it'd probably be the reflection of his black greek chorus staring back at him, and it would end in gunfire.

I was about to say: hallucinations + paranoid armed person = ehhhhh

Then you should be trying to convince Stanhope to do TACS and have him dose Ants beer. The only way it'll ever happen is if somebody else does it and theres nothing anybody can offer Dani because she's fulfilling her sexual issues with daddy kummiya already, she has access to unlimited prescription drugs already, and is probably getting some sort of donald sterling pay-off from Ant already. It would have to be somebody who literally doesn't give a fuck about the consequences, with access to Acid, and the pull to get onto the show.

there are other natural ways to inspire people to get in touch with their feelings. I bet we could brainstorm and really show ant how to get in touch with his true inner self.

Hydrochloric. Also I'm fairly certain he's a closeted homosexual.

I remember my first trip.

Very rare poster, but I agree. It's funny how the tides have turned against him. What baffles me is that I think he's a pretty smart guy, but can't see that he keeps making himself look terrible. Which makes me think addiction. He's turning (turned) into a delusional drunk. And I don't use those last two words easily. He's seriously delusional and a massive alcoholic.

Even some weed would assist with some self awareness. Jesus, all three of the show members need to start smoking.

DMT

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I actually agree with this 100%. Acid melts away all the bad priorities in your life and realigns them, it rebuilds you, if you do it in the right manner and with a high enough dosage.

Ah yes, that's just the thing for a mentally unstable guy with as many repressions & anger issues as Anthony. I'm glad you had a positive experience with acid & I actually get where you're coming from. But this is a funny post because it's such a horrible idea.

how are you a better person now?

He's not you.

Greg Giraldo talked about taking a bunch of acid one day and having a spiritual experience that showed him what alcohol and drugs were doing to himself and his family and still woke up the next day and still got fucked up like nothing happened. LSD can definitely help you address the underlying issues that cause impulsive drug use but only if you truly want the help.

he's got fuck you money I wish I had fuck you money,just enough for a couple of years. But be in excellent health too,you know how Zeus does this shit,you win the lottery and get eye cancer.

You want him to cure heartburn or sumthin?

i feel like the people who say this kind of stuff always have thousand-yard stares and repeat what they say every 3 minutes... doesn't acid fuck yo brain?

edit: Questioning the use of hardcore psychedelics on an OA fan board... what was I even thinking?

doesn't acid fuck yo brain?

No, not in any physical way. But I have noticed that long-term habitual users of hallucinogens seem to lose their "zero point", for lack of a better term. I can't quite describe it, but it's like their brains are so accustomed to free association that they lose their filter on what information is pressing, relevant, or even real.

This is the type of person who's only encounter with acid was in high school when it was passingly mentioned in health class^

To answer: LSD is out of all psychedelic most desirable as it doesn't even have a toxic LD50 point ever calculated for man. You will be fine from acid.

doesn't acid fuck yo brain?

If it does there haven't been any conclusive studies showing it does mainly due to the illegality of it and the government's fear of anything that might remotely encourage critical thinking.

The negative and neurotoxic (which LSD is not) effects of alcohol are far more concerning than LSD. See Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome

EDIT: changed 'hasn't' to 'haven't'

the government's fear of anything that might remotely encourage critical thinking.

I've never seen habitual LSD use turn people into little revolutionaries. It might help with introspection if you go in with that intention, but "encouraging critical thinking" is a bit of a stretch. You tend to end up with people like John Lilly, who went from brilliant neuroscientist to ranting about galactic substations of the cosmic powers.

implying the galactic substations aren't real

http://67.55.50.201/lilly/eccox.html

His mind is free!

Lsd being illegal doesnt have anything to do with it "encouraging critical thinking." People have been taking it for decades now and it hasnt caused any revolution. The government isnt scared by citizens taking acid. And using youre line of thinking, the government would want to have things like amphetamines legal, that way people could work harder a longer hours for the machine, maaaaan.

All drugs are illegal because the government thinks they are harmful and thinks(wrongly) they should be able to tell people in a free(supposedly) society what you can or cant put into your own body. I completely agree that it should be legal, just not that its illegal because the gov is afraid of you expanding your mind with lsd.

One of the main things gleaned from this trial was that LSD made soldiers passive and unwilling to fight, an attitude that wasn't conducive to the government's need to maintain a pool of potential conscripts who would be willing to fight a conflict.

Also the USAF has a well documented history of using amphetamines and later provigil (brand name of modafinil, a psychostimulant with less negative side effects than amphetamine) to extend the longevity of pilots during long bombing missions. This use was mainly documented during the 1991 Gulf war.

British troops given LSD

EDIT: Also I should note that even though conscripts do not have a choice in whether they fight or not, they are still capable of going AWOL/desertion and the most opportune time to do so would be on the eve of a combat operation in the field.

"An adversary is more hurt by desertion than by slaughter." -Vegetius

Ive seen those videos of the british troops on lsd. We are talking about average people here though, not soldiers. The same goes for the amp, i believe they may have also given meth to soldiers in ww2. Do you also believe ecstacy is illegal because it makes you feel peace and love and the government needs us to hate people?

Soldiers are average people though. Usually the guys who are completely unaffected by any morale shift and are utterly dedicated to following orders and securing the objective/purpose are found in special forces units.

Yes you're absolutely right, Methamphetamine was used extensively in WW2 by almost all sides of the conflict. I think in Deutschland it was marketed under the brand name 'Pervitin' and also contained some morphine. There are actual letters from that time period in which soldiers beg those back home to "please send more pervitin"

Also I never said the government needs us to hate people, I was just making the argument that LSD can make people who would normally be open to submission to authority to fight an enemy lose the will to do so, leading to desertion.

One of the main things gleaned from this trial was that LSD made soldiers passive and unwilling to fight, an attitude that wasn't conducive to the government's need to maintain a pool of potential conscripts who would be willing to fight a conflict.

My understanding is that these effects were observed while the soldiers were actually tripping (which makes perfect sense; "passive" would be an understatement). That doesn't really say much about the general readiness of the population to fight.

Well then I'll just have to respectfully disagree. I believe that LSD made available to the masses would drastically reduce their willingness to fight non-defensive wars due to the radical shift in perspective an LSD trip can provide, leading to further questioning of their government's motives.

My point is simply that whatever rewiring a hallucinogen does to your brain, you don't have any information after a trip that you didn't have before. You may be right that a population with easy access to regular doses of LSD might be more suspicious of the government, but whether they would be suspicious for the right reasons is kind of a crap shoot.

Exactly. They could have just as easily drawn the conclusion "LSD makes soldiers less likely to want to do the dishes. 3 out of 5 decided they were more interested in watching the stream of running water in the sink."

Yah maaaaahhhnnn!

People with aspergers shouldn't take drugs, fag.

My pet theory is that Silicon Valley wouldn't exist if it wasn't for lots and lots of LSD.

The abstract type of thinking that's necessary to write software is easier to "tap into" after doing LSD a few times.

I can assure you the vast majority of people who write good software have not used LSD.

That's been my experience. Perhaps it's a west coast thing.

Probably. I'm an East coast guy who writes some software and I've tried all that stuff and I think I'm pretty shitty at it. The best software people I know are workaholics whose idea of expanding their mind is going out for a couple drinks at happy hour once a week.

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